worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

liveblog death by eating suppurating roaches and pus

the susurrus of the dying roaches as they bake in the oven

'take and bake' pizza chain papa murphy's has a s'mores pizza. it's pretty good.

http://www.papamurphys.com/OurMenu/Overview/Sides/SidesHeading/SmoresDessertPizza

s'mores are disgusting generally. I don't understand marshmallows.

Me neither. Same for meringue(s) and divinity.

Also the box doesn't say it's spicy, and I think that Guy Fieri has a duty to warn potential buyers. Therefore, I will represent smorelover, veryupsetmom, Noellesmommy, and clubmember59 in a class action lawsuit for culinary negligence.

― carl agatha, Wednesday, January 2, 2013 4:33 PM (2 hours ago)

lollllll

veryupsetmom!

It looks like an infected scab pizza.

man i wish i had seen this before getting home tonight

http://pool.theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/5/59/Cygnoid_food.png/225px-Cygnoid_food.png

"Silt? Asbestos? We got guano - very fresh!"

strongo, it comes in packs of 2 - let's split one

Cons: quality, nasty

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110822113559AARfleE

http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/kids/300023.html

veryupsetmoms from around the web

veryup setmom

somebody set us up the mom

somebody up set us the mom xp shiiit

wow

http://smorelover.livejournal.com/

"smorelover" is an insult I plan to use in the brave new 2013

I'm not a big fan of marshmallow and I have nothing against spicy chocolate, au contraire I can imagine the utility for a smorelover, of a spicy smore "pizza" though said spice should be disclosed but why anybody in their right mind would willingly consume anything associated with Mr Fieri remains a mystery to me.

I admit that I'm a smorelover and this pizza is therefore marginally intriguing to me, but the spice may be a dealbreaker.

It depends on the spice.

it's probably scotch bonnet pepper flakes

Well, that would hide the other effects of Guy's culinary technique

picture on the box already looks fucking gross, can't see how anyone would buy this

they come in a 2-pack at sam's club

Does that improve the taste?

The two pies create a recursive loop of spicy s'more flavor from which there is no escape.

I love that it's two pies, just makes me think it was intended as some type of DIY "resulting paste" kit

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20561163.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7yPhZ.jpg

want that on a t-shirt

you want Guy Fieri to poop on a t-shirt? sick

That pizza on a t-shirt would be the ultimate death metal t-shirt.

I hear it's unexpectedly spicy
xpost

someone needs to make that their DN plz

That pizza on a t-shirt would be the ultimate death metal t-shirt.

Steamers, Poop-Ons and Turds

someone needs to make that their DN plz

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 3, 2013 5:18 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

Steamers, Poop-Ons and Turds
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
They'd call us . . .

Dear Futurama writers, please add Guy Fieri parody to co-star with this guy

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j81/popey_roach/spice_weasel-big.gif

They already have one, his name is Bender

Bender is a hero, how dare you besmirch his name.

You've seen the episodes where he cooks, right

How would I not miss those episodes?

http://pretprieel.nl/pictures/futurama_bender_versus_elzar.jpg

Fieri is not even worthy of Zinc Saucier.

I am ashamed to say I watched 15 minutes of Fieri and Rachael Ray's food truck challenge show the other night

coolio was involved

wait really? if I'd known...