worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

they come in a 2-pack at sam's club

Does that improve the taste?

The two pies create a recursive loop of spicy s'more flavor from which there is no escape.

I love that it's two pies, just makes me think it was intended as some type of DIY "resulting paste" kit

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20561163.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7yPhZ.jpg

want that on a t-shirt

you want Guy Fieri to poop on a t-shirt? sick

That pizza on a t-shirt would be the ultimate death metal t-shirt.

I hear it's unexpectedly spicy
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someone needs to make that their DN plz

That pizza on a t-shirt would be the ultimate death metal t-shirt.

Steamers, Poop-Ons and Turds

someone needs to make that their DN plz

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 3, 2013 5:18 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Steamers, Poop-Ons and Turds
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
They'd call us . . .

Dear Futurama writers, please add Guy Fieri parody to co-star with this guy

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j81/popey_roach/spice_weasel-big.gif

They already have one, his name is Bender

Bender is a hero, how dare you besmirch his name.

You've seen the episodes where he cooks, right

How would I not miss those episodes?

http://pretprieel.nl/pictures/futurama_bender_versus_elzar.jpg

Fieri is not even worthy of Zinc Saucier.

I am ashamed to say I watched 15 minutes of Fieri and Rachael Ray's food truck challenge show the other night

coolio was involved

wait really? if I'd known...

he tried to deep fry something. then someone served fieri some raw meat (which he spat into a garbage can). and Rachael Ray sounds like she smokes 12 packs a day.

Rachael Ray is a colony of throat polyps that has grown a vestigial human around itself and has decided not to have it removed.

omg

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/64832/rachael-vs-guy-celebrity-cook-off-season-2-the-worlds-greatest-cooking-show-returns

Great write-up.

Mr. Fieri is presumably a very busy man, and I'm sure he always has a lot on his plate, so I'm so glad he did not forget to wear sunglasses on the back of his head, even though he's in a tuxedo indoors.

silvestri is great

I was having drinks with a friend in a hotel bar on Monday and Guy Fieri was on the TV behind her, and it was really hard not to stare over her head at him. At one point, I stole a glance and Guy was eating corn on the cob in a truly indescribable way and I almost choked on an olive.

I was hoping someone had posted a gif of that moment, but all I could find is this:

http://cdn.cstatic.net/g/500x/http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/50e46d46f92ea1696d001f5f/guy-fieri-saves-the-world-again-pepperoni.jpg

WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN
MORE FLAVOR
GUY
GUY FIERI

The word "pepperoni" appears three times on the front of that box, and he couldn't put "spicy" anywhere on the s'mores pizza packaging?

pepperoni pizza eggrolls, just the way my grandmama made them back in the old country

You don't see the word "authentic" among all the many words in assorted fonts on that box, now do you?

I figured 'old skool' was doing all the work!

KEEP FROZEN
NEVER THAW, COOK, OR EAT

'old skool' rock and roll old country-style egg roll

^ underrated Aerosmith bootleg

"Old skool" is puzzling. I mean, Guy Fieri's whole schtick is BOLD NEW FLAVORS combined in BOLD NEW WAYS OF FLAVOR so nothing he does should be old school, because being BOLD AND NEW is the whole point. It's almost as if he just really liked the phrase "old school" and wanted to misspell it and put it on a box of pepperoni pizza egg rolls.

Dammit, Fieri, I demand consistency in your marketing approach!

^ underrated Aerosmith bootleg

lol

i want to know what the label in the corner is warning me about

WARNING:
THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS
FLAVOR.

Now I'm ruminating about how "flavor" without a modifier is ultimately meaningless. Flavor. What flavor are those egg rolls? Flavor flavored.

There's a surprising dearth of pictures on the internet of Flava Flav holding an egg roll.

I think "old-skool" is just a synonym for "radical" or "awesome" or "badass" in this context

either that or he came from the school of totino's

That's ridiculous. Words have meanings, Guy Fieri! Except the word "flavor," which you have now rendered meaningless for me now and forever.

Out of all of his ridiculousness, I don't know why this box of egg rolls has totally pushed me over the edge but here I am.

Forget it, carl. It's Flavortown.

http://www.akblessingsabound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/playskool-logo-blessings-abound-mommy1.gif

Flavortown appears to be to the right of the box.

I'm finally getting around to reading that article and I am dying here:

Guy has a famously undiscerning palate. "If it's yellow, I'm like, 'Hello'; if it's brown, I wolf it down." That's a rhyme he uses to remember that he eats everything. "Leaves of three, it's for me; leaves of four, eat some more."