worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

You don't see the word "authentic" among all the many words in assorted fonts on that box, now do you?

I figured 'old skool' was doing all the work!

KEEP FROZEN
NEVER THAW, COOK, OR EAT

'old skool' rock and roll old country-style egg roll

^ underrated Aerosmith bootleg

"Old skool" is puzzling. I mean, Guy Fieri's whole schtick is BOLD NEW FLAVORS combined in BOLD NEW WAYS OF FLAVOR so nothing he does should be old school, because being BOLD AND NEW is the whole point. It's almost as if he just really liked the phrase "old school" and wanted to misspell it and put it on a box of pepperoni pizza egg rolls.

Dammit, Fieri, I demand consistency in your marketing approach!

^ underrated Aerosmith bootleg

lol

i want to know what the label in the corner is warning me about

WARNING:
THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS
FLAVOR.

Now I'm ruminating about how "flavor" without a modifier is ultimately meaningless. Flavor. What flavor are those egg rolls? Flavor flavored.

There's a surprising dearth of pictures on the internet of Flava Flav holding an egg roll.

I think "old-skool" is just a synonym for "radical" or "awesome" or "badass" in this context

either that or he came from the school of totino's

That's ridiculous. Words have meanings, Guy Fieri! Except the word "flavor," which you have now rendered meaningless for me now and forever.

Out of all of his ridiculousness, I don't know why this box of egg rolls has totally pushed me over the edge but here I am.

Forget it, carl. It's Flavortown.

http://www.akblessingsabound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/playskool-logo-blessings-abound-mommy1.gif

Flavortown appears to be to the right of the box.

I'm finally getting around to reading that article and I am dying here:

Guy has a famously undiscerning palate. "If it's yellow, I'm like, 'Hello'; if it's brown, I wolf it down." That's a rhyme he uses to remember that he eats everything. "Leaves of three, it's for me; leaves of four, eat some more."

pot brownies aren't a vegetable, guy

I think "old-skool" is just a synonym for "radical" or "awesome" or "badass" in this context

― mh, Thursday, January 10, 2013 9:18 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

either that or he came from the school of totino's

― mh, Thursday, January 10, 2013 9:19 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

first read this as "these came from an old box of totinos"

Also probable

How can you taste anything after totino's? Afaik they were always full of lava in the middle and your tongue was half scorched off

"If it's yellow, I'm like, 'Hello'; if it's brown, I wolf it down."
This is the grossest thing i've ever heard

what if it's purple

If it's purple, it's probably a fruit or vegetable so dip it in donkey sauce and eat that, too.

if it's purple
it's dripped on my shirt, fool!

if it's orange...uh orange you glad there's no donkey sauce left

Fieri seems like the type of dude that in college would tell his friends something "tasted like awesome"

WARNING:
THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS
FLAVOR.

― carl agatha, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:14 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I want this on a hong kong t-shirt

drink is purple, i will slurple. if it's pink, i will drink. glowing blue? it goes through.

^^ DJP's mixed drink philosophy.

I just drank two zombies tonight that were muddy brown and they were delicious

Could have gone for something blue but nothing was on the menu

where were u

valhalla

That's in Skyrim, right

where were u

Yoki in Medford

oh cool.

come over when it's warmer and i will drag out the million ingredients needed to make old-school zombies

pizza rolls were originally made in egg roll wrappers. i did a lots of research about the dude who invented them once. on his deathbed he said something about pizza rolls, abou how he never should have let them go.

lol

The one on Sunday Brunch who's actually a chef made Donkey Sauce on it yesterday - he explained it to Lovejoy, who now considers himself to be an expert on all things American now he's been to a basketball game and seen 'bongocam' on the screens there, as being invented by "Guy Firey. You might know him from that tv show Drive-In Dinners."

:D

http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

there is no god

ugggghhhnnnnnnnnnnnoooooo

*barf*

dayo i think you're a cool guy most of the time but what the fuck man

I feel violated after watching that gif :(

Should have been donkey sauce

Thank god it wasn't donkey sauce.

it may as well be

that was not a good GIF to encounter the day after seeing South Park's "Sarcastiball" episode

Fieri's on Food Network UK just now, making some catfish that comes with Smash Mouth Potatoes.

"Why Smash Mouth? Well, I love the band, and it's hard to take a band seriously that doesn't have a potato dish named after them."