worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

Should have been donkey sauce

Thank god it wasn't donkey sauce.

it may as well be

that was not a good GIF to encounter the day after seeing South Park's "Sarcastiball" episode

Fieri's on Food Network UK just now, making some catfish that comes with Smash Mouth Potatoes.

"Why Smash Mouth? Well, I love the band, and it's hard to take a band seriously that doesn't have a potato dish named after them."

He loves Smash Mouth 'cause he sings for them.

because who doesn't judge a band by their potatoes

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L to R: Steve Harwell, mashed potatoes, Guy Fieri

Fieri's on Food Network UK just now, making some catfish that comes with My Dick Potatoes.

"Why My Dick? Well, I love the band, and it's hard to take a band seriously that doesn't have a potato dish named after them."

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http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/

best album of 2012, imo

dayo just fyi i nominated you for a nobel for that post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clyEcrwuXfk
just a reminder that twitter superstar "jon hendren" had a stupid egg eating contest with smashmouth and guy fieri and its prob the worst thing ive ever watched

"egg eating contest" and "guy fieri" and that gif is possibly the most nauseous combination of images ever.

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<3

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'er s'mores indoors

kickin it old school with pizza egg rolls

Old school pizza pierogi coming soon

FLAVORTOWN ->
OLD SKOOL
S'MORES PEPERONI PIZZA EGGROLL
PIEROGI
MORE FLAVOR

REAL DEAL
S'MORES PEPERONI PIZZA EGGROLL
POWER

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Pretty sure I remember cheeseburger flavor from the cheeseburger I ate this weekend but thanks.

Oh my god is that real?

Flavortown is the worst place in the world.

taco bundt cakes

i'm so in love with the extraneous words and fonts on the packaging of those items

chicken caesar salsa

hot dog hummus

belgian waffle cheese fries, just like mom used to make

i'm so in love with the extraneous words and fonts on the packaging of those items

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Even his goddamn name has too many words and too many fonts.

And extraneous punctuation!

Flavortown's public schools must be dreadful.

if only I could recapture that cheeseburger flavor I remember as a kid

"the cheeseburger flavor you remember as a kid" is grammatically confusing. doesn't it imply that you, as a kid, remember it?

That burnt monk smell you remember as a viking

you remember yourself as a kid, and then as that kid you remember your cheeseburger named Rosebud

And on your deathbed you whisper...

"...more... flavor..."

the cheeseburger you remember as a kid. so. mcdonalds?

Was he fed steamed cardboard as a kid? He seems to live in a world where the threat of 'less flavor' reigns supreme.

forget it Jake, it's Flavortown

I looked up donkey sauce and it's basically an over-garlicked aioli with hoseradish and sriracha. If you're 20 and stoned and you come up with this, fair enough, but it's an excellent way not to to taste your food imho.

Guy needs an al borland type character in his quest for more power flavor

Accused and convicted of witchcraft, Guy Fieri lay face up in the town square, flavor piled heavy on his chest. Again and again the magistrate demanded he confess, but in the end, he gave them only two words: "More flavor!" he said. Then he died.

haha

why does the box say "perishable"? food would have to be pretty un-food-like to have to tell you that it is, in fact, perishable.

I veryly believe in my heart that Guy Fieri is a dreadful wizard

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