i'm also rooting for nintendo to fail. i kinda feel like their whole take on gaming atm is incredibly cynical and increasingly lazy idk. i've had some fun times w/ the wii so i don't want to totally write them off but
― Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
Because then you'd be able to play their games on other systems, which, due to having a library of decent games made by other companies, are worth owning? As compared ot a Nintendo system, which you only buy to play Nintendo games?
― Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
yes, otm
― Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
plenty of games by 3rd parties on Nintendo handhelds worth playing, almost all by Japanese developers though
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
Anyway it was me who voted for Nintendoland and, um, most of it's shit actually. I just threw it some points because the Mario Chase minigame is a really fun time, it's the best little whole-family-all-on-one-sofa-having-the-giggles thing we've played this year. But that one minigame definitely isn't worth buying the whole game for, and definitely definitely definitely isn't worth buying the whole console for.
― JimD, Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
all i played this year was FTL so i am just an observer but the encyclopedic style of the entries is a+ forks
― a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
so if anyone downloads the simpsons tapped out and wants to become friends with me in the game that is by no means totally pathetic and sad.
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
Ha
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 7 February 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
yo jjj i friended u in a game that is by no means totally pathetic and sad fyi
― Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
whats your username?
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
oh ha i am assuming you are a something unpronoucable that starts w/ an l?
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
yes that is me
― Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
and for some reason i can't add your city oh crul ringmaster world
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
ha this origin interface is kind of a shitshow huh
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
#83 (Tie): Assassin’s Creed III – PS3, X360 – 8 pts – 1 vote
http://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/assassins_creed_3.jpeg
Official Game Site
Metacritic
Gameplay Video
http://www.capsulecomputers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/assassins-creed-3-screenshot-01.jpg
Zero Punctuation
Nightmare Mode
Quarter to Three
Experience Points
I Broke Assassin’s Creed III
Canon?
California Literary Review
Everybody Loves IAP
Gamasutra: An Assassin’s Revolution
http://images.gamenguide.com/data/images/full/6909/assassins-creed-3.jpg?w=600
Assassin's Creed
EZSnappin: I posted my ongoing frustrations with this tower of disappointment and regret to ILX on what seemed like a daily basis. Coulda been amazing, but sure as fuck wasn't.
Zora: Oh, it got a few things right. The core climb-up-stuff-and-jump-off-it-again mechanic is still superb. Sadly, I had to stop playing it after I watched the Zero Punctuation review, and realised that the review was bang on, a lot more fun than the game and didn't take nearly as long to get through. It's just as well because playing AC games compels me to gorge on Toblerones and my arse is fat enough already.
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
#83 (Tie): F1 Race Stars – X360 – 8 pts – 1 vote
http://i2.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1524217.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/F1_Race_Stars_China_006.jpg
http://i2.cdnds.net/12/44/618x348/gaming_f1_race_stars_3.jpg
Art Director Interview
http://86bb71d19d3bcb79effc-d9e6924a0395cb1b5b9f03b7640d26eb.r91.cf1.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/f1-race-stars-image.jpg
if: Do you like Formula 1? Do you like Mario Kart? Do you like surprisingly well thought out single player career campaigns? Well, probably not many people are going to answer yes to all three of those to the same extent as me, but if you did, then you may well love this game. It carries through on its absurd mash-up ideas with gusto, and while I was initially disappointed to realise that it had only 11 out of 20 tracks on the F1 calendar, I got a lot of fun out of it regardless.
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
I loved the demo from Race Stars but haven't picked it up yet.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 8 February 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
#83 (Tie): Football Manager 2013 – PC – 8 pts – 1 vote
http://www.gameinfocenter.com/uploads/Football-Manager-2013.jpg
http://cdn.pocket-lint.com/images/4Vhr/football-manager-2013-pc-game-review-21.jpg?20121102-194347
The Managing
http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/games/mac/football-manager-2013/football-manager-2013_014.jpg
Which football manager would you bring in to sort your love life out?
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
Hahahaha I forgot to send my ACIII hate rant in but seeing it down here is worth more than a thousand swears
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 8 February 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
#83 (Tie): Shen Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor 2 – DS – 8 pts – 1 vote - Top DS Game
http://moetron.com/uploads/20121206_devil02_resize.jpg
http://newbreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/36211266161918.jpg
everything rad is good for you: a persona/shin megami thread
lamp: The Savior must have been / A silent Gentleman
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago) link
Please rant now, jjjusten. It totally deserves it.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 8 February 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link
I will touch up the screed tomorrow and either send it to forks or post it here, w/e he prefers
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 8 February 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
#83 (Tie): Torchlight II – PC – 8 pts – 1 vote
http://media.edge-online.com/wp-content/uploads/edgeonline/2012/10/torchlight_2_top1.jpg
http://images.techhive.com/images/article/2012/11/tlight2.02-580-100015114-orig.jpg
Versus Diablo III
PC Gamer Interview with Max Schaefer
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yM2PAZn15HA/UFx4trypj-I/AAAAAAAABrg/7vTtDtr6tSg/s1600/Torchlight_screenshot_1.png
torchlight - a baby diablo
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
I'm good either way jjj! more tomorrow.
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
I enjoyed the heck out of Torchlight. I expect I'll dig the second once it's on Mac.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 8 February 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
^ditto
― Nhex, Friday, 8 February 2013 07:12 (eleven years ago) link
F1 Race Stars is another one that popped up on UK PS+ this week, the fact it's codemasters is enough to make it worth a try I guess, it's a very odd idea though.
― JimD, Friday, 8 February 2013 10:32 (eleven years ago) link
hmm, i guess i was the only person who voted for fm2013 and torchlight 2? i feel bad for not having written something up now. um...fm2013 was the only sport-related game i played this year that i didn't hate? torchlight 2 i am surprised didn't get any more votes, maybe ppl are waiting for it to be bundled; i waited to pick it up 50% off. it's just a well-balanced, well-designed, good looking, fun to play game. retrospectively made me realize how little i actually enjoyed playing dIII.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 February 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
f1 race stars is new to me, looks like fun
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 February 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
This is the first year in a few that I didn't buy the new FM, for some reason 2012 I fell completely off the wagon and only played it a tiny bit.
― Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Friday, 8 February 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
#60 (Tie): Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator – iOS, PC – 10 pts – 1 vote
http://cdn2.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/artemis.jpg?cda6c1
http://www.edownload.cz/sw/images/artemis-spaceship-bridge-simulator-patch_10.png
Dev Interview
http://img-games.lisisoft.com/img/5/0/5002-2-artemis-spaceship-bridge-simulator-patch-1.40-1.50.jpg
WillM: Six of us got together and played this. We had two decent laptops, two not-so-decent laptops (supplied to public school teachers by a public school board, to give you an idea of the quality); an iPad; a fairly powerful PC, and an iPhone which didn't really work out as well as the iPad and was subbed for one of the bad laptops later in. Installing, setting up, all of that was painless. Learning to play was harder for some stations than others, and some required more upkeep than others, but six of us with varying levels of gaming "ability" and urge to play managed to have an absolute ball. I want to play this again -- a lot. This game makes me want to build a pretend space station bridge and put PCs in it. God. BUY THIS GAME. GET 5 MATES. PLAY IT AND PRETEND YOU'RE CAPTAIN KIRK. IT'S AWESOME. And it's nowhere near as hard as everyone says it looks.
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
#60: Baldur’s Gate – iOS – 10 pts – 1 vote
http://images.cyberimg.com/iphone/2013/01/08/Baldurs_Gate.jpg
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http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186qrisi615osjpg/original.jpg
diamonddave85: iPad UI and stability issues aside, this is one of the most fun and engrossing RPGs i've played in many years.
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
#60 (Tie): Black Knight Sword – PSN, XBLA – 10 pts - 1 vote
http://thecontrolleronline.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Black-Knight-Sword-Logo.jpg
http://cf.shacknews.com/images/20110922/blkknitswrdtwo001_19443.nphd.jpg
Is This the First VideoGame About Battling Old Age?
http://media1.gameinformer.com/imagefeed/featured/grasshopper/blackknightsword/BlackKnightSword_610.jpg
Rolling guaranteed commercial failure Grasshopper Manufacture/suda 51 thread
jjjusten: It's a Suda platformer with all the batshit qualities that you would expect from such a beast, but missing the trademark "wait the actual game part of this sucks" us fans have come to expect. Why am I buying things from a wheel of mouths? WTF are these cat plants about anyway? What the fuck is that thing for? Yep, that's all here too. Great use of 2-d theatrical shift tricks, playable but by no means easy, weird as fuck. If you don't get sucked in by the demo, don't bother going any further and just go back playing BLOPS until your dumb brain slops out of your ears.
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
did they ever patch Baldur's Gate? I heard it had a bunch of problems but haven't kept up with the news.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
i just can't conceive of how baldurs gate could be fun on a tablet
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit that star trek bridge guy game
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
#60 (Tie): Crusader Kings II – PC – 10 pts - 1 vote
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RX-MEfAwLco/UI4sD3Afk9I/AAAAAAAAAM8/Coh8cWMirSo/s1600/Crusader-Kings-2-19.jpg
http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/214600-crusader-kings-ii-interview/crusaderkingscreen2-620x.jpg
http://vagary.tv/wp-contentnew/2013/01/ck2-2013-01-09-19-38-59-16.jpg
lamp: "My name is slutbanger2K, king of kings:Look on my unlocked achievements, ye Mighty, and despair!"
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
#60 (Tie): Dikembe Mutombo 4 ½ Weeks to Save the World – Browser – 10 pts - 1 vote - FREE
http://www.adzag.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Dikembe-Mutombo.jpg
Play Online
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/images/Scramble/Scramble121212-1.jpg
Wieden and Kennedy Blog
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megq4qjR5y1qam8qjo1_500.gif
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
Whaaaaaat? You just made that Dikembe game up.
― Jeff, Saturday, 9 February 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
Nah, it existed, but was offline by the time I tried to play it.
― emil.y, Saturday, 9 February 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
check out the gameplay video!
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
truly twas a thing of wonderment
― Nhex, Saturday, 9 February 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
My vote. I guess it makes sense that a game so dependent on being topical (every episode was created the week it was released) was removed after a few months.
― abanana, Saturday, 9 February 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
#60 (Tie): Doom 3: BFG Edition – PS3 – 10 pts - 1 vote
http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/doom3_bfg.jpg
http://konzolokszervize.hu/data/picture_product/78/6178/doom-3-bfg-edition-xbox-360--doom-iii-bfg-edition--x360-25197.jpg
Creative Director Interview
http://media1.gameinformer.com/imagefeed/featured/bethesda/doom3-bfg-edition/doombfg5.30.12610.jpg
DOOM 3 - does it own, pwn, or both?
diamonddave85: Back in the early to mid-nineties, my dad would take me to a ham radio convention every year where they would have booth after booth of shareware floppies that you could buy. My dad had heard about Doom from a coworker or something and decided to pick up Doom 1 & 2 so we could play together, much to my mom's horror. Playing doom with my dad is one of my earliest computer related memories and as someone who is now in computers professionally, it is one of my fondest.I had gotten my dad a ps3 a couple years back for xmas (mostly for blu-ray and netflix) but he really didn't play many games on it. It would seem that most videogames these days don't really appeal to a 60 year old man (the exception being Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X, which he played quite a bit). This year, I picked him up the BFG edition mainly because it came packaged with Doom 1 & 2. playing Doom again with my dad on xmas morning was well worth the price. Between that and playing Flower with my mom and sister for about 4 hours in one sitting, this xmas was one of the first times my family had bonded over videogames for a good 15+ years
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
Playing doom with my dad is one of my earliest computer related memories and as someone who is now in computers professionally, it is one of my fondest.
irl aw just now
― Z S, Saturday, 9 February 2013 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
JUMP TO 60? ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS IS GONNA BE A SLOG
ALSO, S1OCKI, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED I OWN ARTEMIS AND WANT TO PLAY AGAIN. DO YOU KNOW TREK NERDS IRL?
― Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Saturday, 9 February 2013 05:55 (eleven years ago) link
btw the linked "gameplay video" on artemis is pretty good at representing how a bunch of kind of drunk people end up playing this game
i have watched this video 3-4 times and lived quite vicariously
― Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Saturday, 9 February 2013 06:08 (eleven years ago) link
because i don't want those tubes to EVER be empty
― Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Saturday, 9 February 2013 06:09 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha, yeah that actually looks pretty awesome!
― Z S, Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
― Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Saturday, February 9, 2013 12:55 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we gotta do this
my friend has a projector and a big screen in his loft... THINK ABOUT IT IMO!!!
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 9 February 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link