OSCARS 2013

top ten mostly OTM but I woulda moved The Greatest Show on Earth into it.

Have never bothered to watch it, but I've little doubt Cavalcade is, indeed, worse than Slumdog and probably the majority of that top 10.

WORST PICTURE

Another take: http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/the-5-worst-best-picture-oscar-line-ups-of-all-time

bullshit: two forgettable melodramas in "The Heiress" and "A Letter To Three Women,"

kinda hard not to lol at the idea that 'performance,' 'night of the living dead,' 'hour of the wolf,' and 'faces' could conceivably have been nominated in 1968 (as awesome as they all are).

1952 & 1958 are clearly as bad if not worse than 1956, too.

did we ever do a best-of-the-best poll? i assume 'sunrise' would take it, assuming it counts.

Annie Hall or All About Eve would offer competition.

Yeah, those three plus Lawrence of Arabia, Rebecca, Bridge on the River Kwai, The Godfathers I & II and No Country all seem like solid bets for top 10.

Bridge on the River Kwai is the most pedestrian of those in retrospect.

so are bloggers hyping Emanuelle Riva and Ang Lee wins outta boredom? (I can see the first happening in a babe-split vote. Also the AAs are on her 86th birthday.)

Ang Lee more out of the vacuum at the top of that category and the perception that no one loves Lincoln.

Riva is kind of classic wishful thinking among the more guilty-conscience'd Oscar bloggers.

not about this year, but hey

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8942448/tournament-determine-worst-academy-award-moment-modern-history

eh – I'm fine with Landau beating Jackson.

Contenders I think were far from injustice (and, in some cases, were totally defensible):

The Dark Knight for Best Picture
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction loses to Martin Landau in Ed Wood
Al Pacino never winning for The Godfather
Driving Miss Daisy
Martin Scorsese denied until The Departed
John Cazale, never nominated in his tragically way-too-short, but nearly perfect career
Angelina Jolie kissing her brother
Björk's swan dress

are you arguing that Grantland is right to champion these lost causes or that these people and films deserved to lose?

Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction loses to Martin Landau in Ed Wood

only a cause for ppl who love superfly shtick i guess

xp I wouldn't have put them in brackets for the worst things Oscar has ever done, for various reasons.

Like I don't consider The Departed to be radically cut-rate compared to Goodfellas, and I think Al Pacino wasn't the best in his category in either of his at bats.

And Bjork's swan dress was the best thing to ever hit that stage.

and Driving Miss Daisy is good.

Good enough that its win isn't offensive, given Do the Right Thing wasn't up.

sorry, The Departed is tepid

So is Goodfellas.

If that doesn't make posts very much in character, I have no character.

Better to give Marty his Oscar for that one over the previous two nods.

No joke. As far as I'm concerned, both Scorsese and the Academy dodged 2 bullets there.

i don't really understand the constant retrospective defenses of movies that didn't win but turned out to be huge and monumental in the mainstream, like pulp fiction's lack of oscars isn't exactly hurting its reputation with anyone

well i do understand it i guess

sorry, The Aviator is at least as "good" as The Departed

u know what else sucked, neither King Kong nor Duck Soup won in '33 and as a result no one watches them

you're insane. People under 30 watch Duck Soup all the time.

following your line of reason everyone has seen Gentleman's Agreement

you're insane. People under 30 watch Duck Soup all the time.

LOL

damn Alfred, you haven't had a moment like that since ya fell for The Onion.

Alas Eric seems to know too many ppl under 30!

There was like three or four layers of sarcasm going on in the last few posts.

a veritable carapace.

the only sincere remark was the one about the Kazan movie about John Jewfield.

that one was about on a par w/ Philadelphia methinks

sorry, The Aviator is at least as "good" as The Departed

I still maintain The Aviator is really underrated. But I like Gangs of New York too so maybe that invalidates all my opinions forever.

if The Aviator had won and ILX had gone apeshit over its sparkling repartee Morbs would hate it too

I don't hate The Departed, at least it's not Cape Fear or Hugo.

Scorsese may be the one director where Morbius and I seem to be close to 100% on the same page.

i liked 'hugo' a lot but i know i'm not winning that debate around here.

Caught a few seconds of "Insomnia" on TV today and realized we're due for Hillary Swank to come out of nowhere to win an Oscar for something. Double check your ballots everyone, let's not get blindsided again.

amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mgrxvTdl-Q

That's great. Joe Spinell!

They should have added Robert Benigni over Nick Nolte to their list of travesties. (I've never actually seen Life Is Beautiful, but I'm counting that as a minor technicality.)

Best Actor in '98 was kind of a toss-up, but IIRC, Benigni's main competition was Ian McKellen.

I just tried to verify that and got caught in an Internet nostalgia trip:
http://web.ncf.ca/aw220/99oscar.htm

I checked around a bit, and it seemed close going in: McKellan won the L.A. Film Critics and National Board of Review, Nolte the National Society and the New York Film Critics, Jim Carrey the Golden Globe, and Excitable Italian Man the Screen Actors Guild.

woulda voted Nolte among the nominees, overall Beatty in Bulworth