worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

Oh my god is that real?

Flavortown is the worst place in the world.

taco bundt cakes

i'm so in love with the extraneous words and fonts on the packaging of those items

chicken caesar salsa

hot dog hummus

belgian waffle cheese fries, just like mom used to make

i'm so in love with the extraneous words and fonts on the packaging of those items

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, February 11, 2013 10:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even his goddamn name has too many words and too many fonts.

And extraneous punctuation!

Flavortown's public schools must be dreadful.

if only I could recapture that cheeseburger flavor I remember as a kid

"the cheeseburger flavor you remember as a kid" is grammatically confusing. doesn't it imply that you, as a kid, remember it?

That burnt monk smell you remember as a viking

you remember yourself as a kid, and then as that kid you remember your cheeseburger named Rosebud

And on your deathbed you whisper...

"...more... flavor..."

the cheeseburger you remember as a kid. so. mcdonalds?

Was he fed steamed cardboard as a kid? He seems to live in a world where the threat of 'less flavor' reigns supreme.

forget it Jake, it's Flavortown

I looked up donkey sauce and it's basically an over-garlicked aioli with hoseradish and sriracha. If you're 20 and stoned and you come up with this, fair enough, but it's an excellent way not to to taste your food imho.

Guy needs an al borland type character in his quest for more power flavor

Accused and convicted of witchcraft, Guy Fieri lay face up in the town square, flavor piled heavy on his chest. Again and again the magistrate demanded he confess, but in the end, he gave them only two words: "More flavor!" he said. Then he died.

haha

why does the box say "perishable"? food would have to be pretty un-food-like to have to tell you that it is, in fact, perishable.

I veryly believe in my heart that Guy Fieri is a dreadful wizard

http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

Ugh that gif.

if i had the time, i'd buy these and post my reviews on Youtube a la Leonard's frozen pizza reviews on "Community."

Arent many ravioli types already filled with meat and cheese?

Also that gif looks so porny every time i acidentally see it at work I freak out and close my browser.

There is no benefit to associating Guy Fieri with cunnilingus.

ban dayo

can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?

this is not at all related to carl agatha's post

http://media.salon.com/2012/10/guy_fieri_rect.jpg

L-R: Heinz Ketchup, Frank's Red Wings

I'm pretty sure he got the phrase "Real Deal Pepperoni Pizza Power" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I had one of those playsets as a kid now that you mention it

can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?

this is not at all related to carl agatha's post

IT SO IS U DISGUSTING CAD

no, cad is a diff ilxor

Guy Fieri Signature Collection at Zales Jewlery

Lmao

Damn, even by Zales standards that's sad.

Thanks for the new DN.

Treat him to an off-the-chain look he's certain to appreciate.

u_u

I have 2 days to convince my sister in law that my brother would love a piece from the Guy Fieri Signature Collection for Valentine's Day

I don't hate the cufflinks.

now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift

"i don't know, throw a shit-ton of stars on it?"

it's flavortown for your eyes

http://www.shopguyfieri.com/browse.cfm/4-pack-of-squeeze-bottles/4,3220.html

guy fieri signature squeeze bottles actually makes sense. squeeze some velveeta onto that bitch. kewl!