worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

Was he fed steamed cardboard as a kid? He seems to live in a world where the threat of 'less flavor' reigns supreme.

forget it Jake, it's Flavortown

I looked up donkey sauce and it's basically an over-garlicked aioli with hoseradish and sriracha. If you're 20 and stoned and you come up with this, fair enough, but it's an excellent way not to to taste your food imho.

Guy needs an al borland type character in his quest for more power flavor

Accused and convicted of witchcraft, Guy Fieri lay face up in the town square, flavor piled heavy on his chest. Again and again the magistrate demanded he confess, but in the end, he gave them only two words: "More flavor!" he said. Then he died.

haha

why does the box say "perishable"? food would have to be pretty un-food-like to have to tell you that it is, in fact, perishable.

I veryly believe in my heart that Guy Fieri is a dreadful wizard

http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

Ugh that gif.

if i had the time, i'd buy these and post my reviews on Youtube a la Leonard's frozen pizza reviews on "Community."

Arent many ravioli types already filled with meat and cheese?

Also that gif looks so porny every time i acidentally see it at work I freak out and close my browser.

There is no benefit to associating Guy Fieri with cunnilingus.

ban dayo

can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?

this is not at all related to carl agatha's post

http://media.salon.com/2012/10/guy_fieri_rect.jpg

L-R: Heinz Ketchup, Frank's Red Wings

I'm pretty sure he got the phrase "Real Deal Pepperoni Pizza Power" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I had one of those playsets as a kid now that you mention it

can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?

this is not at all related to carl agatha's post

IT SO IS U DISGUSTING CAD

no, cad is a diff ilxor

Guy Fieri Signature Collection at Zales Jewlery

Lmao

Damn, even by Zales standards that's sad.

Thanks for the new DN.

Treat him to an off-the-chain look he's certain to appreciate.

u_u

I have 2 days to convince my sister in law that my brother would love a piece from the Guy Fieri Signature Collection for Valentine's Day

I don't hate the cufflinks.

now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift

"i don't know, throw a shit-ton of stars on it?"

it's flavortown for your eyes

http://www.shopguyfieri.com/browse.cfm/4-pack-of-squeeze-bottles/4,3220.html

guy fieri signature squeeze bottles actually makes sense. squeeze some velveeta onto that bitch. kewl!

those squeeze bottles appear to be filled with hangover piss

Kulinary Gangsta
Out of Bounds
Books N Stuff
Great Gift Ideas
Kulinary Bundles
Kulinary Kids
Kulinary Kweens
Johnny Garlics

!!!

"Put the weight gain blame on your baby as you shovel spoonfuls of apple donkey sauce into his mouth"

http://www.shopguyfieri.com/prodimg/onesie-250.jpg

That's not a onesie I'd want to see when I was breastfeeding.

OMG dude offers GOLF BALLS

c'mon you can't eat a golf ball

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2b_SPCr78uQ/S5tVOkEG-WI/AAAAAAAAPHc/oKydHzOw2XE/s200/guy+fieri.jpg

YOU WANNA BET

gonna need something to wash those golf balls down

http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

STOP POSTING THAT GIF

Oh shit, guys, when you said "golf ball" I remembered that a coworker at my old job gave me a home game version of Minute to Win It featuring Guy Fieri's face all over the box. It has ping pong balls in it, although I can't remember what you're supposed to do with them. Cover them in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, probably.

How much flavor do YOUR golf balls have?

Do you all want to come over and play the home version of Minute to Win It and eat some S'Mores Pizza and crispy cheeseburger ravioli? I live off the first exit to Flavortown.

How far from the Donkeysauce river?

I think the most sensible reaction to any Guy Fieri-branded paraphernalia is to cover it in donkey sauce and carry it across the room between your butt cheeks

here's hoping never sponsors a NASCAR driver

Aw, fuck it, why not?

I guess if you want to cover Jeff Gordon or Danica Patrick in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, that's your business