worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

if i had the time, i'd buy these and post my reviews on Youtube a la Leonard's frozen pizza reviews on "Community."

Arent many ravioli types already filled with meat and cheese?

Also that gif looks so porny every time i acidentally see it at work I freak out and close my browser.

There is no benefit to associating Guy Fieri with cunnilingus.

ban dayo

can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?

this is not at all related to carl agatha's post

http://media.salon.com/2012/10/guy_fieri_rect.jpg

L-R: Heinz Ketchup, Frank's Red Wings

I'm pretty sure he got the phrase "Real Deal Pepperoni Pizza Power" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I had one of those playsets as a kid now that you mention it

can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?

this is not at all related to carl agatha's post

IT SO IS U DISGUSTING CAD

no, cad is a diff ilxor

Guy Fieri Signature Collection at Zales Jewlery

Lmao

Damn, even by Zales standards that's sad.

Thanks for the new DN.

Treat him to an off-the-chain look he's certain to appreciate.

u_u

I have 2 days to convince my sister in law that my brother would love a piece from the Guy Fieri Signature Collection for Valentine's Day

I don't hate the cufflinks.

now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift

"i don't know, throw a shit-ton of stars on it?"

it's flavortown for your eyes

http://www.shopguyfieri.com/browse.cfm/4-pack-of-squeeze-bottles/4,3220.html

guy fieri signature squeeze bottles actually makes sense. squeeze some velveeta onto that bitch. kewl!

those squeeze bottles appear to be filled with hangover piss

Kulinary Gangsta
Out of Bounds
Books N Stuff
Great Gift Ideas
Kulinary Bundles
Kulinary Kids
Kulinary Kweens
Johnny Garlics

!!!

"Put the weight gain blame on your baby as you shovel spoonfuls of apple donkey sauce into his mouth"

http://www.shopguyfieri.com/prodimg/onesie-250.jpg

That's not a onesie I'd want to see when I was breastfeeding.

OMG dude offers GOLF BALLS

c'mon you can't eat a golf ball

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2b_SPCr78uQ/S5tVOkEG-WI/AAAAAAAAPHc/oKydHzOw2XE/s200/guy+fieri.jpg

YOU WANNA BET

gonna need something to wash those golf balls down

http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

STOP POSTING THAT GIF

Oh shit, guys, when you said "golf ball" I remembered that a coworker at my old job gave me a home game version of Minute to Win It featuring Guy Fieri's face all over the box. It has ping pong balls in it, although I can't remember what you're supposed to do with them. Cover them in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, probably.

How much flavor do YOUR golf balls have?

Do you all want to come over and play the home version of Minute to Win It and eat some S'Mores Pizza and crispy cheeseburger ravioli? I live off the first exit to Flavortown.

How far from the Donkeysauce river?

I think the most sensible reaction to any Guy Fieri-branded paraphernalia is to cover it in donkey sauce and carry it across the room between your butt cheeks

here's hoping never sponsors a NASCAR driver

Aw, fuck it, why not?

I guess if you want to cover Jeff Gordon or Danica Patrick in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, that's your business

I'm going to have to do a lot of butt cheek clenching before I can pull that off, I fear.

Plus, I generally don't allow spicy, mayo-based sauces near my ass anymore

rimming

there's an apple butter joke lurking here somewhere

DO NOT POST THAT GIF AGAIN

aw

that gif may be the only thing that breaks my shameful Pellogrino habit.

Or at least stops you from lapping at it a la Fieri.

Apple Butter Flavor Lurker!

our work is never over?