worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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guy fieri signature squeeze bottles actually makes sense. squeeze some velveeta onto that bitch. kewl!

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

those squeeze bottles appear to be filled with hangover piss

mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

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Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:15 (twelve years ago)

"Put the weight gain blame on your baby as you shovel spoonfuls of apple donkey sauce into his mouth"

http://www.shopguyfieri.com/prodimg/onesie-250.jpg

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)

That's not a onesie I'd want to see when I was breastfeeding.

Ulna (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

OMG dude offers GOLF BALLS

quincie, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

c'mon you can't eat a golf ball

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2b_SPCr78uQ/S5tVOkEG-WI/AAAAAAAAPHc/oKydHzOw2XE/s200/guy+fieri.jpg

YOU WANNA BET

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

gonna need something to wash those golf balls down

http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

STOP POSTING THAT GIF

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)

Oh shit, guys, when you said "golf ball" I remembered that a coworker at my old job gave me a home game version of Minute to Win It featuring Guy Fieri's face all over the box. It has ping pong balls in it, although I can't remember what you're supposed to do with them. Cover them in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, probably.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)

How much flavor do YOUR golf balls have?

Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

Do you all want to come over and play the home version of Minute to Win It and eat some S'Mores Pizza and crispy cheeseburger ravioli? I live off the first exit to Flavortown.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

How far from the Donkeysauce river?

Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

I think the most sensible reaction to any Guy Fieri-branded paraphernalia is to cover it in donkey sauce and carry it across the room between your butt cheeks

here's hoping never sponsors a NASCAR driver

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

Aw, fuck it, why not?

Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

I guess if you want to cover Jeff Gordon or Danica Patrick in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, that's your business

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

I'm going to have to do a lot of butt cheek clenching before I can pull that off, I fear.

Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

Plus, I generally don't allow spicy, mayo-based sauces near my ass anymore

Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:17 (twelve years ago)

rimming

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)

there's an apple butter joke lurking here somewhere

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)

DO NOT POST THAT GIF AGAIN

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

aw

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

that gif may be the only thing that breaks my shameful Pellogrino habit.

quincie, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

Or at least stops you from lapping at it a la Fieri.

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)

Apple Butter Flavor Lurker!

Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)

our work is never over?

Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)

apple butter jeans boots with the spicy, mayo-based sauce

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

he looks like a dog drinking from a garden hose.

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

except a dog drinking from a garden hose is cute, not appalling

quincie, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)

now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:55 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

something heavy with which to strike you?

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 February 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

yes, I am getting you Guy Fieri

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 15 February 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)

I could have him point at things I think are awesome and have him make his awesome face. I could pour donkeysauce on my enemies and set his goatee'd mouth loose on them.

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)

*cue gif*

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

STEP AWAY FROM THE GIF

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/01/tumblr_mdhw7qGy7O1rp9osto1_400.gif

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Friday, 15 February 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)

http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c6d9f37c771111e2962a22000a1f930e_7.jpg

maura and i went to the times square one last night and it was as bad as advertised (though the margaritas were actually not terrible at all). these are the "guy-talian nachos," the memory of which is going to haunt me for awhile. i don't even want to discuss the tacos, which might have been okay if it weren't for all the barbecue sauce and sour cream

somehow the most disconcerting thing about it - even more so than the $95-for-two valentine's prix fixe they were offering - was that the bar tvs were all playing whatever was on the food network at the time

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

kinda expensive for an ironic meal no

iatee, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:25 (twelve years ago)

i think they didn't order the prix fixe

administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:26 (twelve years ago)

they ordered the pee chips

administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:27 (twelve years ago)

I glanced at the menu when I walked by this place and even the not prix fixe is pretty expensive irony idk

iatee, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)

I am guilty of getting BBQ on my free bird

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)

http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/43078937407/hi-im-guy-fieri

Doctor said, “Great chef Guy Fieri is in town. Go see him. That will cheer you up.” “But doctor,” I said, “I am Guy Fieri.”

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)

Guy, I'm Hi Fieri

administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:53 (twelve years ago)

guy is going to be a successful california politician, mark my words

administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:55 (twelve years ago)

I'm Guy! Guy Fieri.

carl agatha, Saturday, 16 February 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

the wine was good. the jalapeño marg almost killed me

maura, Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

and the steak was the worst steak i have had ever

maura, Saturday, 16 February 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

omg you ordered the steak? you are fearless.

s.clover, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

that looks pretty good. would eat

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)


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