guy fieri signature squeeze bottles actually makes sense. squeeze some velveeta onto that bitch. kewl!
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)
those squeeze bottles appear to be filled with hangover piss
― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)
Kulinary GangstaOut of BoundsBooks N StuffGreat Gift IdeasKulinary BundlesKulinary KidsKulinary KweensJohnny Garlics
!!!
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:15 (twelve years ago)
"Put the weight gain blame on your baby as you shovel spoonfuls of apple donkey sauce into his mouth"
http://www.shopguyfieri.com/prodimg/onesie-250.jpg
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)
That's not a onesie I'd want to see when I was breastfeeding.
― Ulna (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)
OMG dude offers GOLF BALLS
― quincie, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)
c'mon you can't eat a golf ball
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2b_SPCr78uQ/S5tVOkEG-WI/AAAAAAAAPHc/oKydHzOw2XE/s200/guy+fieri.jpg
YOU WANNA BET
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)
gonna need something to wash those golf balls down
http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)
STOP POSTING THAT GIF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)
Oh shit, guys, when you said "golf ball" I remembered that a coworker at my old job gave me a home game version of Minute to Win It featuring Guy Fieri's face all over the box. It has ping pong balls in it, although I can't remember what you're supposed to do with them. Cover them in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, probably.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)
How much flavor do YOUR golf balls have?
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)
Do you all want to come over and play the home version of Minute to Win It and eat some S'Mores Pizza and crispy cheeseburger ravioli? I live off the first exit to Flavortown.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)
How far from the Donkeysauce river?
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)
I think the most sensible reaction to any Guy Fieri-branded paraphernalia is to cover it in donkey sauce and carry it across the room between your butt cheeks
here's hoping never sponsors a NASCAR driver
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)
Aw, fuck it, why not?
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)
I guess if you want to cover Jeff Gordon or Danica Patrick in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, that's your business
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)
I'm going to have to do a lot of butt cheek clenching before I can pull that off, I fear.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)
Plus, I generally don't allow spicy, mayo-based sauces near my ass anymore
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:17 (twelve years ago)
rimming
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)
there's an apple butter joke lurking here somewhere
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)
DO NOT POST THAT GIF AGAIN
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)
aw
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)
that gif may be the only thing that breaks my shameful Pellogrino habit.
― quincie, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)
Or at least stops you from lapping at it a la Fieri.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)
Apple Butter Flavor Lurker!
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)
our work is never over?
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)
apple butter jeans boots with the spicy, mayo-based sauce
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)
he looks like a dog drinking from a garden hose.
― SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)
except a dog drinking from a garden hose is cute, not appalling
― quincie, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)
now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:55 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
something heavy with which to strike you?
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 February 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)
yes, I am getting you Guy Fieri
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 15 February 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)
I could have him point at things I think are awesome and have him make his awesome face. I could pour donkeysauce on my enemies and set his goatee'd mouth loose on them.
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)
*cue gif*
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)
STEP AWAY FROM THE GIF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/01/tumblr_mdhw7qGy7O1rp9osto1_400.gif
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Friday, 15 February 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)
http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c6d9f37c771111e2962a22000a1f930e_7.jpg
maura and i went to the times square one last night and it was as bad as advertised (though the margaritas were actually not terrible at all). these are the "guy-talian nachos," the memory of which is going to haunt me for awhile. i don't even want to discuss the tacos, which might have been okay if it weren't for all the barbecue sauce and sour cream
somehow the most disconcerting thing about it - even more so than the $95-for-two valentine's prix fixe they were offering - was that the bar tvs were all playing whatever was on the food network at the time
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)
kinda expensive for an ironic meal no
― iatee, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:25 (twelve years ago)
i think they didn't order the prix fixe
― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:26 (twelve years ago)
they ordered the pee chips
― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:27 (twelve years ago)
I glanced at the menu when I walked by this place and even the not prix fixe is pretty expensive irony idk
― iatee, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)
I am guilty of getting BBQ on my free bird
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)
http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/43078937407/hi-im-guy-fieri
Doctor said, “Great chef Guy Fieri is in town. Go see him. That will cheer you up.” “But doctor,” I said, “I am Guy Fieri.”
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)
Guy, I'm Hi Fieri
― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:53 (twelve years ago)
guy is going to be a successful california politician, mark my words
― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:55 (twelve years ago)
I'm Guy! Guy Fieri.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 16 February 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)
the wine was good. the jalapeño marg almost killed me
― maura, Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)
and the steak was the worst steak i have had ever
― maura, Saturday, 16 February 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)
omg you ordered the steak? you are fearless.
― s.clover, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
that looks pretty good. would eat
― 乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)