worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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I glanced at the menu when I walked by this place and even the not prix fixe is pretty expensive irony idk

iatee, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)

I am guilty of getting BBQ on my free bird

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)

http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/43078937407/hi-im-guy-fieri

Doctor said, “Great chef Guy Fieri is in town. Go see him. That will cheer you up.” “But doctor,” I said, “I am Guy Fieri.”

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)

Guy, I'm Hi Fieri

administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:53 (twelve years ago)

guy is going to be a successful california politician, mark my words

administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:55 (twelve years ago)

I'm Guy! Guy Fieri.

carl agatha, Saturday, 16 February 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

the wine was good. the jalapeño marg almost killed me

maura, Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

and the steak was the worst steak i have had ever

maura, Saturday, 16 February 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

omg you ordered the steak? you are fearless.

s.clover, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

that looks pretty good. would eat

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)

was just coming to post that

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)

same here

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

hamburger-fisted pig skins

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

Add a Cinnabon and two more Cinnabons

administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)

"Donkamole"

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 01:10 (twelve years ago)

"endangered with shaved lamb"

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

too real

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/guy.jpg

For those who hate clicking.

schwantz, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)

practically deserves it's own thread. I'd vote Panamania!

Darin, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 04:37 (twelve years ago)

Appears to have had a precedent, shall we say

http://t.co/lUx6KaBO

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:23 (twelve years ago)

actually writing jokes > weird twitter

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:24 (twelve years ago)

The ref to the College song from the Drive sndtrk is a nice touch

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:27 (twelve years ago)

looks like he actually took all of the jokes on his menu from "weird twitter"

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:58 (twelve years ago)

oh this isn't real?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:03 (twelve years ago)

looks like he actually took all of the jokes on his menu from "weird twitter"

― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 12:58 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

i mean clearly the one overarching joke of parodying guy fieri's restaurant menu is the same, but that's basically about it

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:06 (twelve years ago)

i should have guessed it wasn't a real restaurant menu because it wasn't in flash.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:11 (twelve years ago)

i mean clearly the one overarching joke of parodying guy fieri's restaurant menu is the same, but that's basically about it

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:06 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah bruh, exact jokes and everything: http://i.imgur.com/uS4XN0W.jpg

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:17 (twelve years ago)

noooooo some anonymous uncredited person co-opted a bunch of jokes from people who gain nothing from their twitter accounts anyway that bastard

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:21 (twelve years ago)

wait how do you know these twitter people didn't just copy guy fieri?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:27 (twelve years ago)

nah bruh, exact jokes and everything: http://i.imgur.com/uS4XN0W.jpg

― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:17 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh word. well anyway by "weird twitter" i meant "the culture of just muddling the spelling of words and thinking it's always funny" not "amateur twitter comedians"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:33 (twelve years ago)

lol at zachlyon tho

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:33 (twelve years ago)

lol i don't have no stake in this fight just sayin, i saw mobute yelling about this on twitter earlier

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:59 (twelve years ago)

(and tbh i'm not reaaaaaaally sure what "weird twitter" is at this point, is it like those annoying LIL INTERNET/420bonerhugs-type dudes?)

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 07:00 (twelve years ago)

i don't even know

i definitely feel like the idea of guy fieri is the internet's joke at this point but guy really should have at least cited those tweets if he was gonna use them wholesale and then build off it from there. i don't think anyone would have minded.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2013 07:06 (twelve years ago)

noooooo some anonymous uncredited person co-opted a bunch of jokes from people who gain nothing from their twitter accounts anyway that bastard

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:21 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

I guess we know which way you fall on the harlem shake thing then

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

Meanwhile

http://flint.craigslist.org/fbh/3632016862.html

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:25 (twelve years ago)

Anyway, the 'rrhea just wouldn't stop

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

http://blog.brooklynpubliclibrary.org/image.axd?picture=2009%2F6%2Frhea.bmp

administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

whenever something like this happens I just marvel at the complete lack of shame or morality from these people. Like yeah they didn't steal something of great value but their reaction to being caught is pure Ted Bundy shit.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:49 (twelve years ago)

Trust me, Guy Fieri is probably takin' my REAL suggestions into close consideration for big $$$, so they can suck it. (Just imagine me doin' the DX "suck it" SO hard, right in their face with the heat of a thousand suns, you guys. Man. So, SO hard.)

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Friday, 22 February 2013 08:21 (twelve years ago)

All these assholes are in town for SoBe Food & Wine Festival.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)

http://csh.bz/gifmelter/melt.html?http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

somebody's going to hell
and it ain't me

forks is lucky he didn't get stabbed over a marilyn monroe cd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 04:47 (twelve years ago)

I have had less terrifying experiences with endless porn popups in a work environment. Jesus.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 05:56 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.happyplace.com/22619/hipsters-freak-out-over-fake-guy-fieri-restaurant-in-brooklyn

his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

both guy fieri and williamsburg hipsters are preferable to whichever douchebag wrote that story

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

man on the street gag has always been useless and stupid

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

not ALWAYS
http://www.coyleandsharpe.com/

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)


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