worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

http://blog.brooklynpubliclibrary.org/image.axd?picture=2009%2F6%2Frhea.bmp

whenever something like this happens I just marvel at the complete lack of shame or morality from these people. Like yeah they didn't steal something of great value but their reaction to being caught is pure Ted Bundy shit.

Trust me, Guy Fieri is probably takin' my REAL suggestions into close consideration for big $$$, so they can suck it. (Just imagine me doin' the DX "suck it" SO hard, right in their face with the heat of a thousand suns, you guys. Man. So, SO hard.)

All these assholes are in town for SoBe Food & Wine Festival.

http://csh.bz/gifmelter/melt.html?http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

somebody's going to hell
and it ain't me

I have had less terrifying experiences with endless porn popups in a work environment. Jesus.

http://www.happyplace.com/22619/hipsters-freak-out-over-fake-guy-fieri-restaurant-in-brooklyn

both guy fieri and williamsburg hipsters are preferable to whichever douchebag wrote that story

man on the street gag has always been useless and stupid

not ALWAYS
http://www.coyleandsharpe.com/

maniacs in a living hell is a long time fave.

if you are unfamiliar: http://www.podcast.com/Comedy/I-151868.htm

I totally stand behind Coyle and Sharpe. I have some of their stuff.

But they're not doing the group x is stupid because y thing. They're more high-concept prank and performance and lols that are levels above this Jay Leno crap.

oh for sure.
maniacs in a living hell is a thinly veiled commentary on the difficulty of being black in america imo

http://www.amazon.com/Larry-Cable-Guy-Deluxe-Cheese/dp/B0074AGRDS

good thing it's eligible for free shipping

They have the beer bread and one other at my local 99 Cents Only store and I've been tempted to try it, but based on those Amazon reviews I think I'll continue to avoid. And those prices are ridiculous.

Reviews on this are worthwhile.

Larry should have his name taken off the box.

I secretly had hopes it would be tasty, or at least palatable. Unfortunately, Larry the Cable Guy bacon macaroni tastes just how you would expect Larry the Cable Guy endorsed bacon macaroni to taste, like chode.

They have the beer bread and one other at my local 99 Cents Only store

Except the beer bread mix is listed on Amazon, and at $10. You could buy two loaves of really good bread for that!

you could bake like six loaves of really good bread for half that.

you could have ten dollars for that

You gotta try it!

Eating in the times sq restaurant today

!!!!

report back

Take pictures!

liveblog if possible

VLOG IT

Well this place isn't gonna last very long

hahaha

The damning truth.

The donkey sauce is pretty good though

They get it from locally sourced donkeys

http://i.imgur.com/ZKBsVx0.png

The resemblance is uncanny.

guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils

BABY guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils

Things you don't want to see in a kitchen? Things you would only hear about on the internet? Things that fill you with sadness?
PASS PASS PASS

http://www.foodnetworkstore.com/cookware-guy-fieri/talent/4294879146-1949

http://www.housewares.org/PressEventsEntry/SlickFiles/2012/summer/1134/Group%20shot_366x366.jpg

cookin' it
livin' it
lovin' it

BA DA BA BA BA BA

For the love of...

I think I'm more irritated by the cookware that doesn't have stupid designs on it because what is it about a Guy Fieri brand Porcelain Enameled Cast Iron Round Dutch Oven (3.5-qt.) that is any better than a Lodge, for example, aside from the fact that the color is listed as "hot rod red"? It's like, hmmmmm I would like a new set of stainless steel cookware so I can trot down to Bed Bath & Beyond and pick up a set from Calphalon's discount line or wait no I will mail order the same thing from the Food Network and pay shipping because it is Guy Fieri brand and I do love donkey sauce.

What I'm saying is that at least the nonstick pans have something about them that sets them apart. It is a hideous thing, granted, and I wouldn't have it in my house but different strokes.

unless you are studiously scrubbing the bottom of your frying pan clean every time you use it, that shits gonna get scorched and gunged up and, well, it's gonna kinda get trashed if you actually bought the frying pan to USE it

idk as a frequent frypan user this seems really stupid to me

xxpost to carl -- on the other hand, the good thing about celebrity cookware is that it almost always ends up in the closeout stores for less than name brand stuff, so if you are desperate for new cookware you can get some pretty wellmade stuff for cheap

Tuesday Morning has the Isaac Mizrahi line for closeout prices ATM except it's all fucking PINK
PINK

wtf isaac seriously

Good points about the cruddy bottom and the closeout prices.