OSCARS 2013

FB friend just said she was 'excited' for the Oscars and described Seth McFarlane as 'hotttt'

I can't even

i'm not at home has fashion coverage begun yet?

no it doesn't start til like 5:30pst

oh fashion starts at 4 iirc

who knows though E! probably started on Thursday lol

lol camping bags sprawled out on the carpet 2 weeks ago

totally

anyone know where I can watch this online?

red carpet stream here http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxmms7_2013-the-oscars-red-carpet-live-stream_shortfilms#from=embediframe

no joy with a possible stream for the actual show so far

bingo http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/02/24/oscars-live-stream-watch-2013-academy-awards-online/

Normally I don't endorse such things, but I wouldn't mind if Robert Blake jumped out of the bushes and roughed up Piers Morgan a bit.

lol

Well, Jennifer Lawrence's dress is nice.

Annual tradition of watching the red carpet with the kids, who are wide-eyed, perplexed and captivated in equal measure. "Why is she wearing that? That's ugly. That's pretty. He's handsome. I don't like his hair. Is this a commercial?" Etc.

cool!

I lasted 2 minutes and went back to Gilmore Girls. The inane chatter makes me want to kill myself

Are you getting Kristin Chenowith over there too? She's squawking and gushing over everyone here and is really annoying me. Amanda Seyfried looked like she wanted to punch her in the face.

Oh man, my five year old just summed up the red carpet as (and I quote): "Hey hey, come here and let me give you a complement!"

five year old otm

yeah I had Chenoweth/Seyfried and then bumblebee or humble pie or whoever the little girl was

The inane chatter makes me want to kill myself

Ditto--an interest that's hard-wired into me, mixed in with revulsion. I want to put on a DVD, but switching back and forth is somewhat cumbersome.

it's not bad on mute. twitter sorta keeps you abreast if someone says something of interest.

this is adorable
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=548680921822243&set=a.192553260768346.47041.192551487435190&type=1

Ha, yeah!

omg cute

Skipping the red carpet bullshit and tuning in now...

If De Niro wins, it's over.

TLJ takes that one. He's the only other one who hasn't won in forever and he mostly hasn't shit away the last 15 years.

(oh wait, Man of the House, right)

If ZDT wins anything I'm calling in a drone strike

a REAL stream right here for the non US cats

http://oscars2013video.blogspot.mx/2013/02/watch-85th-annual-academy-awards-2013.html

uh oh there's a.. theme this year

was so expecting a Cuba Gooding Jr joke when he went with the dude from The Artist instead.

seth macfarlane's facial tics just make me squirm

his face too

CRUUUUIUUIIELLLL Riva crack

Any better streams? Can't ditch the pop up.

yeah this one; no adverts. http://oscars2013video.blogspot.mx/2013/02/watch-85th-annual-academy-awards-2013.html

try it in Chrome not firefox

just don't try

Oh God, so much cringe with boob song and Shatner. I don't think I can do this.

It wants me no download a vio player.

What's up with all that vio bullshit? One computer won't do it, another does and can't do anything with it. Meanwhile, the only thing blocking the picture is the fucking pop-up prompt to download that shit. Sketchy.

this is literally an episode of family guy, why did i expect different

Adblocker extension on Chrome seems to negate the incessant requests to download shit.

first genuine lol at Smokey And The Bandit theme.

Cheers Ailsa!

How could the same shit happen to the same guy twice?!

lol how disheveled does qt look

YAY!!!