Luise Rainer won two, and seemingly never made another film anyone's heard of.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
first bit that makes no damn sense
― piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
wtf is going on?
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, lovely Paul Rudd, wtf are you doing?
― ailsa, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
i just don't really understand why the oscars have to be so ... ridiculous
like first of all at what point in time did it become stand up comedy
was it always like that? didn't they used to be classy?
and also can't someone just talk about shit succinctly and intelligently with a few charlize theron dance numbers thrown in? do we really need all this
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
worst bit since Rob Lowe and Snow White
― piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
surm 1000% otm
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
i think Letterman ushered in the 'stand up' era
They can just have charlize theron standing there talking afaic.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
There is no way that a show that has had Bob Hope and Billy Crystal reign over it for so long only ushered in stand-up with, erm, Letterman.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
wasn't Brave supposed to suck?
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
Letterman and John Stewart ushered in *not* stand-up, and it didn't work.
Has any Pixar film not won when nominated?
Cars lost to Happy Feet.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
Witherspoon perfect as usual
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
Does Reese make movies anymore?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
Honestly, I think there should be a best trailer and best poster category.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
true
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
where's ScarJo??
― piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
this guy
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
THOU SHALL NOT PASS
― meisenfek, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
has there been a funny joke yet
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
No, just awkward-as-fuck banter before giving out awards.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
MacFarlane had two or three before the awful Rihanna/Chris Brown joke...I can't remember them now.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
the play em off music that gets increasingly louder is, like, offensive
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
the choice of the Jaws theme was pretty classy though
― Number None, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
late post but god they really hate Deakins, don't they
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
awwww Channing Tatum can't speak English
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
chan and jen <3
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
Deakins shot a Bond film. He would never win for that.
― Gukbe, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
awww Channing Tatum has a French accent
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
Maaaaax Powwwerrrr...his name sounds good in your ear / but when you hear it, you mustn't fear....
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
pretty impressed with this!
― piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
Bassey bringin it
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
all with a little smirk
Watch this asshole joke about her age.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
We watched her on mute, which was also impressive.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
Amazing that Macfarlane has an in front of the camera career.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
k washington wit quite the look
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
Levee!
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
oh man these musical cues are making Lincoln look like most Oscar crap.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
most of the marketing did in fairness
― Number None, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
who's the chick in the front row with the huge dress
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh man that lincoln 'joke' was the groaniest of groaners
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
Zero Dark Thirty joke was worse.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit did MacFarlane just make another women-do-the-darnest-things crack
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
I think the Lincoln joke was merely there as a set-up for the recovery line...weird!
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
yeah...
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure nobody's gonna know what to say to him at the afterparty
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
rly don't know how i feel about the jaws bit
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link