OSCARS 2013

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worst bit since Rob Lowe and Snow White

piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

surm 1000% otm

johnny crunch, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

i think Letterman ushered in the 'stand up' era

piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

They can just have charlize theron standing there talking afaic.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

There is no way that a show that has had Bob Hope and Billy Crystal reign over it for so long only ushered in stand-up with, erm, Letterman.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

wasn't Brave supposed to suck?

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

Letterman and John Stewart ushered in *not* stand-up, and it didn't work.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

Has any Pixar film not won when nominated?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

Cars lost to Happy Feet.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Witherspoon perfect as usual

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Does Reese make movies anymore?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Honestly, I think there should be a best trailer and best poster category.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

true

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

where's ScarJo??

piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

this guy

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

THOU SHALL NOT PASS

meisenfek, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

has there been a funny joke yet

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

No, just awkward-as-fuck banter before giving out awards.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

MacFarlane had two or three before the awful Rihanna/Chris Brown joke...I can't remember them now.

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

the play em off music that gets increasingly louder is, like, offensive

johnny crunch, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

the choice of the Jaws theme was pretty classy though

Number None, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

late post but god they really hate Deakins, don't they

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

awwww Channing Tatum can't speak English

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

chan and jen <3

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

Deakins shot a Bond film. He would never win for that.

Gukbe, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

awww Channing Tatum has a French accent

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

Maaaaax Powwwerrrr...his name sounds good in your ear / but when you hear it, you mustn't fear....

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

pretty impressed with this!

piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

Bassey bringin it

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

all with a little smirk

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

Watch this asshole joke about her age.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

We watched her on mute, which was also impressive.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

Amazing that Macfarlane has an in front of the camera career.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

k washington wit quite the look

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

Levee!

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

oh man these musical cues are making Lincoln look like most Oscar crap.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

most of the marketing did in fairness

Number None, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

who's the chick in the front row with the huge dress

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh man that lincoln 'joke' was the groaniest of groaners

Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

Zero Dark Thirty joke was worse.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit did MacFarlane just make another women-do-the-darnest-things crack

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

I think the Lincoln joke was merely there as a set-up for the recovery line...weird!

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

yeah...

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure nobody's gonna know what to say to him at the afterparty

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

rly don't know how i feel about the jaws bit

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

the jaws theme playing ppl off more of a dick move than anything the host has said so far

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Might make for a good controversy if they play it should Emmanuelle Riva go over.

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think they do that shit for the lead actors

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

salma probably best dressed

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

definitely just had to mute the tv

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link


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