OSCARS 2013

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No, just awkward-as-fuck banter before giving out awards.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

MacFarlane had two or three before the awful Rihanna/Chris Brown joke...I can't remember them now.

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

the play em off music that gets increasingly louder is, like, offensive

johnny crunch, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

the choice of the Jaws theme was pretty classy though

Number None, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

late post but god they really hate Deakins, don't they

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

awwww Channing Tatum can't speak English

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

chan and jen <3

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

Deakins shot a Bond film. He would never win for that.

Gukbe, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

awww Channing Tatum has a French accent

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

Maaaaax Powwwerrrr...his name sounds good in your ear / but when you hear it, you mustn't fear....

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

pretty impressed with this!

piscesx, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

Bassey bringin it

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

all with a little smirk

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

Watch this asshole joke about her age.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

We watched her on mute, which was also impressive.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

Amazing that Macfarlane has an in front of the camera career.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

k washington wit quite the look

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

Levee!

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

oh man these musical cues are making Lincoln look like most Oscar crap.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

most of the marketing did in fairness

Number None, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

who's the chick in the front row with the huge dress

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh man that lincoln 'joke' was the groaniest of groaners

Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

Zero Dark Thirty joke was worse.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit did MacFarlane just make another women-do-the-darnest-things crack

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

I think the Lincoln joke was merely there as a set-up for the recovery line...weird!

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

yeah...

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure nobody's gonna know what to say to him at the afterparty

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

rly don't know how i feel about the jaws bit

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

the jaws theme playing ppl off more of a dick move than anything the host has said so far

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Might make for a good controversy if they play it should Emmanuelle Riva go over.

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think they do that shit for the lead actors

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

salma probably best dressed

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

definitely just had to mute the tv

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

my childhood pal billy won another oscar! he always was a genius.

scott seward, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

Sullivan linked to a good piece on the AA's best-song problem since 1964, summed up by "The 1964 Best Song Oscar goes to 'Chim Chim Cher-ee' from Mary Poppins; the Beatles' title song from A Hard Day's Night isn't nominated."

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

oh god why did I turn this on just in time for the musicals noooooo

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

czj scares me

but I love Hugh <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

Hugh Jackman singing Billy Ocean's "Suddenly"?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

Funny, I was just about to say that at least the show was clipping along this year, and then this

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

hugh shd win most popular actor in any role

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

russell crowe really shouldn't have been singing

Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

Russell Crowe is our generation's Oliver Reed.

Darin, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

lol Alfred

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

rusty no ugh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

Every time I see Daniel Day Lewis I think it's Morrissey and I wonder what he was nominated for.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

otm

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

BTW, I would not be shocked if "Jaws" theme was host's idea.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

wish they'd bring jennifer holliday in to sing 'And I'm Telling You'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

ted is on stage

surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

i just looked up at the tv and really wish i hadn't

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link


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