Watch this asshole joke about her age.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)
We watched her on mute, which was also impressive.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)
Amazing that Macfarlane has an in front of the camera career.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:31 (twelve years ago)
k washington wit quite the look
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:33 (twelve years ago)
Levee!
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)
oh man these musical cues are making Lincoln look like most Oscar crap.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:40 (twelve years ago)
most of the marketing did in fairness
― Number None, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)
who's the chick in the front row with the huge dress
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)
oh man that lincoln 'joke' was the groaniest of groaners
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)
Zero Dark Thirty joke was worse.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:43 (twelve years ago)
holy shit did MacFarlane just make another women-do-the-darnest-things crack
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:43 (twelve years ago)
I think the Lincoln joke was merely there as a set-up for the recovery line...weird!
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)
yeah...
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)
pretty sure nobody's gonna know what to say to him at the afterparty
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)
rly don't know how i feel about the jaws bit
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)
the jaws theme playing ppl off more of a dick move than anything the host has said so far
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:48 (twelve years ago)
Might make for a good controversy if they play it should Emmanuelle Riva go over.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)
I don't think they do that shit for the lead actors
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
salma probably best dressed
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)
definitely just had to mute the tv
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:57 (twelve years ago)
my childhood pal billy won another oscar! he always was a genius.
― scott seward, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)
Sullivan linked to a good piece on the AA's best-song problem since 1964, summed up by "The 1964 Best Song Oscar goes to 'Chim Chim Cher-ee' from Mary Poppins; the Beatles' title song from A Hard Day's Night isn't nominated."
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)
oh god why did I turn this on just in time for the musicals noooooo
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)
czj scares me
but I love Hugh <3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:03 (twelve years ago)
Hugh Jackman singing Billy Ocean's "Suddenly"?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:03 (twelve years ago)
Funny, I was just about to say that at least the show was clipping along this year, and then this
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)
hugh shd win most popular actor in any role
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)
russell crowe really shouldn't have been singing
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
Russell Crowe is our generation's Oliver Reed.
― Darin, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
lol Alfred
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
rusty no ugh
Every time I see Daniel Day Lewis I think it's Morrissey and I wonder what he was nominated for.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
otm
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:06 (twelve years ago)
BTW, I would not be shocked if "Jaws" theme was host's idea.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:06 (twelve years ago)
wish they'd bring jennifer holliday in to sing 'And I'm Telling You'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:07 (twelve years ago)
ted is on stage
― surm, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:11 (twelve years ago)
i just looked up at the tv and really wish i hadn't
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:11 (twelve years ago)
I didn't get the Ed Harris reference--did he/it mean to say Clint Eastwood?
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:12 (twelve years ago)
fuck
this
shit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:12 (twelve years ago)
what WAS that? i mean i didn't know what seth mcfarlane looked like (is that him?) anyway but the bear ??? is there an explanation
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:13 (twelve years ago)
all that for a nicholson joke really
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:13 (twelve years ago)
death to seth mcfarlane
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:13 (twelve years ago)
death is too kind
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:16 (twelve years ago)
also i am extra disappointed in the no fun managers of the new england patriots, because the GRONK was supposed to be covering the oscars red carpet for NFL network and then they banned him from it. so ed reed got the job instead
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:16 (twelve years ago)
oh and jews run hollywood jokes
WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING POCONOS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:16 (twelve years ago)
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jay glazer pvmic
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:17 (twelve years ago)
the underbelly of hollywood is dudes who really need haircuts
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:17 (twelve years ago)
lol they all look like orchestra conductors
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 03:18 (twelve years ago)
My wife keeps reading me funny tweets, like "This Oscars is making me feel Les mis," or "blah blah sexist joke about women blah blah."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 03:18 (twelve years ago)