OSCARS 2013

Every time I see Daniel Day Lewis I think it's Morrissey and I wonder what he was nominated for.

otm

BTW, I would not be shocked if "Jaws" theme was host's idea.

wish they'd bring jennifer holliday in to sing 'And I'm Telling You'

ted is on stage

i just looked up at the tv and really wish i hadn't

I didn't get the Ed Harris reference--did he/it mean to say Clint Eastwood?

fuck

this

shit

what WAS that? i mean i didn't know what seth mcfarlane looked like (is that him?) anyway but the bear ??? is there an explanation

all that for a nicholson joke really

death to seth mcfarlane

death is too kind

also i am extra disappointed in the no fun managers of the new england patriots, because the GRONK was supposed to be covering the oscars red carpet for NFL network and then they banned him from it. so ed reed got the job instead

oh and jews run hollywood jokes

WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING POCONOS

Jay Glazer ‏@JayGlazer
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jay glazer pvmic

the underbelly of hollywood is dudes who really need haircuts

lol they all look like orchestra conductors

My wife keeps reading me funny tweets, like "This Oscars is making me feel Les mis," or "blah blah sexist joke about women blah blah."

I thought it was neat that the orchestra is conducted off site!

All these dudes make me think of Renny Harlin.

lol johnny ted shd really have hosted the whole thing tbh

um i liked the sound of music joke
sorry

Yeah I laughed

Christopher Plummer s hows how old-fashioned courtliness can look un-smarmy.

Haven't seen this, and won't, but I'd rather see her up there for the Batman film.

hell yeah

Where's the shark music when you need it?

i'd rather see ann up there in the catwoman outfit :D

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so there's a thing about lots of people hating anne hathaway? what for? (hey - Rachel Getting Married trending on the twitters, i really liked that, & she was by far the best thing in that batman movie)

adele yay

she's gonna end up with at least four grammys tonight ugh

yeah i don't understand the anne hate either she seems p chill/hott

yeah I love her

was that awkward/very little applause for blowing up the plantation in 'django' (which was awesome imo)

Kirsten Stewart, stoned as fuck.

someone please teach kstew how to stand christ

also was she limping? lol

someone please teach kstew how to act christ

kristen steward is the best, i love that (have not actually seen anything she was in but always looking irritated/bored/awkward at these events is cool)

stewart. d'oh

Hal Needham?!

always looking irritated/bored/awkward at these events is cool

she does that in all her films too

xxpost daria she is like that in life/movies/sleep everything

https://mobile.twitter.com/Todd_J/status/305887219363762176

kstew looks stoned/angry/bored/didn't comb her hair/etc = a+++ never change

Kinda feel like Hathaway is the Karmin of actors, I don't really have a better way of explaining it.

stewart gets paid more than any other actress to behave this way
how cool is that

i'm serious

great to see DA Pennebaker get a nod

xp yeah i'm v pro-kstew she seems chill