OSCARS 2013

My wife keeps reading me funny tweets, like "This Oscars is making me feel Les mis," or "blah blah sexist joke about women blah blah."

I thought it was neat that the orchestra is conducted off site!

All these dudes make me think of Renny Harlin.

lol johnny ted shd really have hosted the whole thing tbh

um i liked the sound of music joke
sorry

Yeah I laughed

Christopher Plummer s hows how old-fashioned courtliness can look un-smarmy.

Haven't seen this, and won't, but I'd rather see her up there for the Batman film.

hell yeah

Where's the shark music when you need it?

i'd rather see ann up there in the catwoman outfit :D

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so there's a thing about lots of people hating anne hathaway? what for? (hey - Rachel Getting Married trending on the twitters, i really liked that, & she was by far the best thing in that batman movie)

adele yay

she's gonna end up with at least four grammys tonight ugh

yeah i don't understand the anne hate either she seems p chill/hott

yeah I love her

was that awkward/very little applause for blowing up the plantation in 'django' (which was awesome imo)

Kirsten Stewart, stoned as fuck.

someone please teach kstew how to stand christ

also was she limping? lol

someone please teach kstew how to act christ

kristen steward is the best, i love that (have not actually seen anything she was in but always looking irritated/bored/awkward at these events is cool)

stewart. d'oh

Hal Needham?!

always looking irritated/bored/awkward at these events is cool

she does that in all her films too

xxpost daria she is like that in life/movies/sleep everything

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kstew looks stoned/angry/bored/didn't comb her hair/etc = a+++ never change

Kinda feel like Hathaway is the Karmin of actors, I don't really have a better way of explaining it.

stewart gets paid more than any other actress to behave this way
how cool is that

i'm serious

great to see DA Pennebaker get a nod

xp yeah i'm v pro-kstew she seems chill

D.A. Pennebaker--someone to feel good about.

Hal Needham a+++

BABS!

BAAAABS

jesus when did Richard Robbins die.. :/

I assumed she'd be doing a tribute to snubbed directors.

Dead people come off so well on this show...Sarris was the ultimate fan, so that was nice, ditto Chris Marker.

I'm still confused by the rationale that dictates who gets included and who doesn't. Like, awesome that Sarris was in there, but critics aren't usually recognized in Academy memorials.

Past a certain point of obviousness, I think it's quite arbitrary. People turned up who really surprised me (e.g., George Kuchar last year), and many more have been overlooked.

what is it with all the "chicago" nostalgia??

man they sure are proud of giving that oscar to chicago 10 years ago

Zellweger's new face looks like the hood of a Chevy

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE?!

It's been bugging me all night. Sorry.

Think I read/heard somewhere that they're lobbied quite a bit for inclusion in the death montage.

zellweger looks v unsteady

Richard Gere had grey inserted into his hair.

Lobbied for Zellweger?

Queen Latifah should push them all off the stage & drop the mic