OSCARS 2013

she's gonna end up with at least four grammys tonight ugh

yeah i don't understand the anne hate either she seems p chill/hott

yeah I love her

was that awkward/very little applause for blowing up the plantation in 'django' (which was awesome imo)

Kirsten Stewart, stoned as fuck.

someone please teach kstew how to stand christ

also was she limping? lol

someone please teach kstew how to act christ

kristen steward is the best, i love that (have not actually seen anything she was in but always looking irritated/bored/awkward at these events is cool)

stewart. d'oh

Hal Needham?!

always looking irritated/bored/awkward at these events is cool

she does that in all her films too

xxpost daria she is like that in life/movies/sleep everything

https://mobile.twitter.com/Todd_J/status/305887219363762176

kstew looks stoned/angry/bored/didn't comb her hair/etc = a+++ never change

Kinda feel like Hathaway is the Karmin of actors, I don't really have a better way of explaining it.

stewart gets paid more than any other actress to behave this way
how cool is that

i'm serious

great to see DA Pennebaker get a nod

xp yeah i'm v pro-kstew she seems chill

D.A. Pennebaker--someone to feel good about.

Hal Needham a+++

BABS!

BAAAABS

jesus when did Richard Robbins die.. :/

I assumed she'd be doing a tribute to snubbed directors.

Dead people come off so well on this show...Sarris was the ultimate fan, so that was nice, ditto Chris Marker.

I'm still confused by the rationale that dictates who gets included and who doesn't. Like, awesome that Sarris was in there, but critics aren't usually recognized in Academy memorials.

Past a certain point of obviousness, I think it's quite arbitrary. People turned up who really surprised me (e.g., George Kuchar last year), and many more have been overlooked.

what is it with all the "chicago" nostalgia??

man they sure are proud of giving that oscar to chicago 10 years ago

Zellweger's new face looks like the hood of a Chevy

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE?!

It's been bugging me all night. Sorry.

Think I read/heard somewhere that they're lobbied quite a bit for inclusion in the death montage.

zellweger looks v unsteady

Richard Gere had grey inserted into his hair.

Lobbied for Zellweger?

Queen Latifah should push them all off the stage & drop the mic

I loved Life of Pi.

so in the year that celebrates music, two of the year's own song nominees don't even get performed on the show?

so, how bad has Seth McFarlane been so far?

as bad as expected muliplied by worse

Scarjo must not be there. No red carpet interview. No appearance w cast if avengers.

paul epworth!!

Seth has been just enough in check to underscore his badness. Like, if you're going to hire a tasteless hack, let him off his leash to make a total unfettered fool of himself. The same went for Jon Stewart.

i want to kill these unicorn commercials and everyone in them

The only ad we've been getting over and over here tonight is Dragonette singing the Mr. Rogers theme for Target opening in Canada.

Wow, new Bullock movie looks ugh. What happened to her Cuaron joint?

So weird that this host seems designed for this shit and yet somehow found success elsewhere first.

Dustin in character as a dying man.

Chris Terrio wins for fucking over Canada.