OSCARS 2013

So weird that this host seems designed for this shit and yet somehow found success elsewhere first.

Dustin in character as a dying man.

Chris Terrio wins for fucking over Canada.

they should have gone with Matt Groening

Terrio coke binge y/n

Canada! Creative! Intelligent!

Didn't like it, but like him. So fine.

QT :D

cue jaws music please

tie up your fucking tie ugly man

No Leo.

Be a hilarious trainwreck if QT hosted.

who is laughing at mcfarlane. plz tell me it's canned laughter

Hate these unicorn ads.

tarantino behaving exactly as you'd expect <3

xpost i was just thinking he should definitely host this show!

You know Tim Burton is making an unicorn apocalypse movie for real. With Johnny Depp.

wait did anyone else get the ad for this show which i am not convinced is real called 'splash' in which celebrities like train to jump off a three story high dive? and one of them is ndamukong suh?

oh no it's real!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/01/28/ndamukong-suh-saved-comedian-louie-anderson-during-reality-show-celebrity-diving/1870067/

seething right now that a friend of mine on Twitter is genuinely confounded as to why MacFarlane is offensive ("If Seth McFarlane weren't a white man, no one would care about these jokes").

wait they played off tarantino with 'gone with the wind' soundtrack? did that actually happen?

They've been all gone with the wind and jaws all night.

good for you. Life of Pi is what movies were made for.

Haven't seen the film, but that's another strange one--did he win any of the lead-up awards?

Does this mean it has a good shot for best picture upset?

No.

is Ang Lee the first guy to win Best Director twice without winning Best Picture either time?

Good question!

Quite a few prognosticators predicted his win but I was skeptical because I was like Pauline Kael and Nixon with this movie: other than critics I knew nobody who watched this $100 million-grossing picture.

Has Spielberg done that? Xpost

xpost

I had forgotten it existed until tonight

Spielberg got Picture and Director for Schindler's List.

I think Ford did that two or three times.

still baffling that Argo can (probably) WIN best film and yet not be *nominated* for Director?? that's gotta be pretty rare.

ang lee probably got votes from international contingent - massive hit overseas, as well as technical members

Driving Ms Daisy xpost

Life Of Pi was a fun way to spend a few hours, but I'm pretty surprised with that win

Life of pi needed excellent direction and got it.

Where you been, Naomi Watts?

Jennifer Lawrence handed her Oscar by the star of a silent film.

Katniss and her parachute dress!

Serves you right for wearing a dress that big.

Three times for Ford: The Informer, and The Grapes of Wrath, and The Quiet Man. (He and How Green Was My Valley won.)

Oops--another award.

thank you I G G L E S esp desean jackson

yeah duh Ford. Forgot The Grapes of Wrath.

i'd be ok with it if she won for hunger games

spreading the awards out pretty far this year. Even a tie.

it's been a great year for winners repping for their fellow nominees. Tarantino seemed like he REALLY meant it aswell.

just watching daniel day-lewis in that short of a clip stresses me out

lol joaquim

<3

joaquin*