best jokeS
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
What the....?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
nicholson's glasses are hilar
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
whoa
whaaaaaat
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
where is morbz looool
The f uhck?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
when Jack reads Best Pic nominees = always a surprise
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
The fuck is this
Can think of a few Republicans and at least one ILX'or thoroughly appalled.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
this is fkn weird
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
play her off
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
best picture? more like BEST DROEN
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
Should have been Michelle and ted
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
Reagan did this too iirc
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
so ZDT is gonna win huh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
did i just hear "LIFE OF KAIsorry"
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
Argo fuck yourself
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
fuuuuuuuck you
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
congrats affleck you're more boring now than you've ever been
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/files/2011/04/aflac_duc.jpg
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
2 time Academy Award winner Ben Affleck
what's sean william scott doing up there and why won't he stand up all the way
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
i'd like to thank instagramand beards
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
Why are those actors up there?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
Does the cast usually bum rush the stage?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
I'm promising myself not to spend a second trying to figure out this director/film split.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
omg heisenberg everyone be afraid
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
just trying to imagine the greenwald column had ZDT won
― k3vin k., Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
ben fastest speech ever lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/while-im-glad-i-won-i-personally-believe-abraham-l,31426/
― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
whats matt gotta do to get thanked
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
wait nvm
Good speech too
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
okay you won stfu now jeeeezus
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
And here is the host to fart in your mouth
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
The fuck again?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
This is a great idea a thousand different ways.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
hi i am not frank sinatra go fuck yourseeeeeelvvvvvvves
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago) link
Except for the way with this guy
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago) link
what is this kill me
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
I'm again summoning the spirits.
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Robert-Blake-Lost-Highway.jpg
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
pornhub has better fellatio why did i even bother
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
DELIVER US ROBERT BLAKE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
I missed Brave winning :(
and the Invisible War didn't win :(
the rest I don't care. Lincoln don't need Best Picture oscars.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago) link
so, lowlights SM's "can't understand Spanish speakers" crack + Tarantella, highlight Dame Shirley, ja? g'night
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago) link
night morbs :)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link
Dame Michelle? That pimp is a bore, but fits perfectly w/ the Rich Democrat Argofuckyerself State of La-La.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:49 (eleven years ago) link
Jack seemed to be wearing an Oliver Hardy suit he bought at auction
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:50 (eleven years ago) link