Can think of a few Republicans and at least one ILX'or thoroughly appalled.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
this is fkn weird
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
play her off
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
best picture? more like BEST DROEN
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
Should have been Michelle and ted
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
Reagan did this too iirc
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
so ZDT is gonna win huh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
did i just hear "LIFE OF KAIsorry"
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
Argo fuck yourself
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
fuuuuuuuck you
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
congrats affleck you're more boring now than you've ever been
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/files/2011/04/aflac_duc.jpg
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
2 time Academy Award winner Ben Affleck
what's sean william scott doing up there and why won't he stand up all the way
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
i'd like to thank instagramand beards
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
Why are those actors up there?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
Does the cast usually bum rush the stage?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
I'm promising myself not to spend a second trying to figure out this director/film split.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
omg heisenberg everyone be afraid
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
just trying to imagine the greenwald column had ZDT won
― k3vin k., Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
ben fastest speech ever lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/while-im-glad-i-won-i-personally-believe-abraham-l,31426/
― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
whats matt gotta do to get thanked
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
wait nvm
Good speech too
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
okay you won stfu now jeeeezus
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
And here is the host to fart in your mouth
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
The fuck again?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
This is a great idea a thousand different ways.
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
hi i am not frank sinatra go fuck yourseeeeeelvvvvvvves
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago) link
Except for the way with this guy
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago) link
what is this kill me
― Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
I'm again summoning the spirits.
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Robert-Blake-Lost-Highway.jpg
― clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
pornhub has better fellatio why did i even bother
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
DELIVER US ROBERT BLAKE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
I missed Brave winning :(
and the Invisible War didn't win :(
the rest I don't care. Lincoln don't need Best Picture oscars.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago) link
so, lowlights SM's "can't understand Spanish speakers" crack + Tarantella, highlight Dame Shirley, ja? g'night
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago) link
night morbs :)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link
Dame Michelle? That pimp is a bore, but fits perfectly w/ the Rich Democrat Argofuckyerself State of La-La.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:49 (eleven years ago) link
Jack seemed to be wearing an Oliver Hardy suit he bought at auction
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:50 (eleven years ago) link
lol!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:52 (eleven years ago) link
Scarjo must not be there.
Cat on A Hot Tin Roof on Broadway
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:53 (eleven years ago) link
Ben Affleck's speech was bizarre. Really enjoyed the bit where he talked about what a chore it is to be married to Jennifer Garner.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:54 (eleven years ago) link
Because decorum dictates:
armond white @3xchairSo far the Oscars are going great. One down for Obama, er uh, Lincoln.
armond white @3xchairYay No Oscar validation for selfserving Kushner Lincoln script!
armond white @3xchairMichelle #Oscar intrusion is consolation prize and all Spielberg Kushner deserve.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 25 February 2013 06:11 (eleven years ago) link
goes without saying perhaps, but f you forever armond white you worthless unfunny hack
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 25 February 2013 06:15 (eleven years ago) link
armond goin off like a spurned lover, spiels must've not met his lingering gaze at a film fest.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 25 February 2013 06:39 (eleven years ago) link
Adele and Kristen:
http://instagram.com/p/WIoe70DgIB/
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 25 February 2013 06:42 (eleven years ago) link
i had managed to block this out completely, and then the onion happened
― : ; : (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 February 2013 07:34 (eleven years ago) link
Liked Patton Oswalt's tweet about the missed opportunity to play the Jaws music behind Ang Lee's acceptance speech.
― Darin, Monday, 25 February 2013 07:39 (eleven years ago) link