OSCARS 2013

Reagan did this too iirc

so ZDT is gonna win huh

did i just hear "LIFE OF KAIsorry"

Argo fuck yourself

fuuuuuuuck you

congrats affleck you're more boring now than you've ever been

http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/files/2011/04/aflac_duc.jpg

2 time Academy Award winner Ben Affleck

what's sean william scott doing up there and why won't he stand up all the way

i'd like to thank instagram
and beards

Why are those actors up there?

Does the cast usually bum rush the stage?

I'm promising myself not to spend a second trying to figure out this director/film split.

omg heisenberg everyone be afraid

just trying to imagine the greenwald column had ZDT won

ben fastest speech ever lol

http://www.theonion.com/articles/while-im-glad-i-won-i-personally-believe-abraham-l,31426/

whats matt gotta do to get thanked

wait nvm

Good speech too

okay you won stfu now jeeeezus

And here is the host to fart in your mouth

lol

The fuck again?

This is a great idea a thousand different ways.

hi i am not frank sinatra go fuck yourseeeeeelvvvvvvves

Except for the way with this guy

what is this kill me

I'm again summoning the spirits.

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Robert-Blake-Lost-Highway.jpg

pornhub has better fellatio why did i even bother

DELIVER US ROBERT BLAKE

I missed Brave winning :(

and the Invisible War didn't win :(

the rest I don't care. Lincoln don't need Best Picture oscars.

so, lowlights SM's "can't understand Spanish speakers" crack + Tarantella, highlight Dame Shirley, ja? g'night

night morbs :)

Dame Michelle? That pimp is a bore, but fits perfectly w/ the Rich Democrat Argofuckyerself State of La-La.

Jack seemed to be wearing an Oliver Hardy suit he bought at auction

lol!

Scarjo must not be there.

Cat on A Hot Tin Roof on Broadway

Ben Affleck's speech was bizarre. Really enjoyed the bit where he talked about what a chore it is to be married to Jennifer Garner.

Because decorum dictates:

armond white ‏@3xchair
So far the Oscars are going great. One down for Obama, er uh, Lincoln.

armond white ‏@3xchair
Yay No Oscar validation for selfserving Kushner Lincoln script!

armond white ‏@3xchair
Michelle #Oscar intrusion is consolation prize and all Spielberg Kushner deserve.

goes without saying perhaps, but f you forever armond white you worthless unfunny hack

armond goin off like a spurned lover, spiels must've not met his lingering gaze at a film fest.

Adele and Kristen:

http://instagram.com/p/WIoe70DgIB/

i had managed to block this out completely, and then the onion happened

Liked Patton Oswalt's tweet about the missed opportunity to play the Jaws music behind Ang Lee's acceptance speech.

Couldn't be bothered to stay up for this so missed all the fun. Not heavily invested in the results this year other than I really wanted Roger Deakins to finally win an award. I guess he must have pissed on someone's chips to miss out again.

buddy of mine from college wrote the Jimmy Kimmel "Movie about Movie" sketch -- there's a really funny scene with Wolf Blitzer at 3:30

http://beta.abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-live/video/PL5520978/_m_VD55278604?cid=JKLtoJKL_Movie_Movie

JD & leong, do you also believe that the Haneke Twitter is the real one?

some quality bitchery here

http://slantmagazine.tumblr.com/

just came in here to lol. ARGO is literal trash. just lol