OSCARS 2013

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2 time Academy Award winner Ben Affleck

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link

what's sean william scott doing up there and why won't he stand up all the way

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'd like to thank instagram
and beards

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

Why are those actors up there?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

Does the cast usually bum rush the stage?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

I'm promising myself not to spend a second trying to figure out this director/film split.

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

omg heisenberg everyone be afraid

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

just trying to imagine the greenwald column had ZDT won

k3vin k., Monday, 25 February 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

ben fastest speech ever lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

whats matt gotta do to get thanked

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

wait nvm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

Good speech too

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

okay you won stfu now jeeeezus

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

And here is the host to fart in your mouth

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

The fuck again?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

This is a great idea a thousand different ways.

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

hi i am not frank sinatra go fuck yourseeeeeelvvvvvvves

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago) link

Except for the way with this guy

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago) link

what is this kill me

Clay, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'm again summoning the spirits.

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Robert-Blake-Lost-Highway.jpg

clemenza, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

pornhub has better fellatio why did i even bother

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

DELIVER US ROBERT BLAKE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

I missed Brave winning :(

and the Invisible War didn't win :(

the rest I don't care. Lincoln don't need Best Picture oscars.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 25 February 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

so, lowlights SM's "can't understand Spanish speakers" crack + Tarantella, highlight Dame Shirley, ja? g'night

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

night morbs :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

Dame Michelle? That pimp is a bore, but fits perfectly w/ the Rich Democrat Argofuckyerself State of La-La.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

Jack seemed to be wearing an Oliver Hardy suit he bought at auction

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

lol!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:52 (eleven years ago) link

Scarjo must not be there.

Cat on A Hot Tin Roof on Broadway

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:53 (eleven years ago) link

Ben Affleck's speech was bizarre. Really enjoyed the bit where he talked about what a chore it is to be married to Jennifer Garner.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 25 February 2013 05:54 (eleven years ago) link

Because decorum dictates:

armond white ‏@3xchair
So far the Oscars are going great. One down for Obama, er uh, Lincoln.

armond white ‏@3xchair
Yay No Oscar validation for selfserving Kushner Lincoln script!

armond white ‏@3xchair
Michelle #Oscar intrusion is consolation prize and all Spielberg Kushner deserve.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 25 February 2013 06:11 (eleven years ago) link

goes without saying perhaps, but f you forever armond white you worthless unfunny hack

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 25 February 2013 06:15 (eleven years ago) link

armond goin off like a spurned lover, spiels must've not met his lingering gaze at a film fest.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 25 February 2013 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

Adele and Kristen:

http://instagram.com/p/WIoe70DgIB/

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 25 February 2013 06:42 (eleven years ago) link

i had managed to block this out completely, and then the onion happened

: ; : (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 February 2013 07:34 (eleven years ago) link

Liked Patton Oswalt's tweet about the missed opportunity to play the Jaws music behind Ang Lee's acceptance speech.

Darin, Monday, 25 February 2013 07:39 (eleven years ago) link

Couldn't be bothered to stay up for this so missed all the fun. Not heavily invested in the results this year other than I really wanted Roger Deakins to finally win an award. I guess he must have pissed on someone's chips to miss out again.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 25 February 2013 07:40 (eleven years ago) link

buddy of mine from college wrote the Jimmy Kimmel "Movie about Movie" sketch -- there's a really funny scene with Wolf Blitzer at 3:30

http://beta.abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-live/video/PL5520978/_m_VD55278604?cid=JKLtoJKL_Movie_Movie

Cunga, Monday, 25 February 2013 08:11 (eleven years ago) link

JD & leong, do you also believe that the Haneke Twitter is the real one?

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

some quality bitchery here

http://slantmagazine.tumblr.com/

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

just came in here to lol. ARGO is literal trash. just lol

乒乓, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

That was probably the worst Academy Awards ceremony I've ever watched, and I sat through the Rob Lowe/Snow White one.

Ulna (Nicole), Monday, 25 February 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

c'mon, Franco-Hathaway was worse.

Ted's Jew jokes went over well where I was watching.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 February 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Why wife thought he was Snuggy the Fabric Softener Bear and had no idea what the fuck was going on.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Franco-Hathoway was worse, yes. The issue with Macfarlane is that he's just so punchable. He needs to be sweeter and less smug to pull off innocently offensive. "Don't give a fuck while clearly giving a fuck" nagl.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

I've mentally switched Boal and QT's respective wins. It's the only thing that makes any sense.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 25 February 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

Franco/Hathaway was terrible but didn't rely on a bunch of misogynist jokes.

Ulna (Nicole), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

But he delivered them with a wink! He didn't mean it! He's such a gentle soul! He was channeling Frank Sinatra! Frank would have loved it! Women, can't live with 'em ... can't live without them!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link


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