One of my more flattering caricatures.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 November 2007 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Ha.
I also really love that every so often there will be an editorial cartoon about the cartoonist's ex-wife.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 November 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link
lol http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Freak-Dancing.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 November 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I read the last word wrong and thought this was gonna be about http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/37/250px-Vina.jpg
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 2 November 2007 04:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Teens-Turning-Backs.jpg
― Frogman Henry, Friday, 2 November 2007 09:02 (sixteen years ago) link
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/37/250px-Vina.jpg who's that on the right? Jabba the Hutt?
― Heave Ho, Friday, 2 November 2007 10:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mel_brooks_starts_nonprofit
― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 November 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyKlassicMujahideen.article.jpg
― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
o shi i hadn't seen these cartoons before -- awesome.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
"After my baby didn't babble or gesture after 12 months, I hoped the cause was autism. I've since learned he's dead."
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha OMG:
First Indian-American Governor ElectedWith his swearing in as governor of Louisiana on Monday, Republican Bobby Jindal became the first Indian-American to head a U.S. state. What do you think?Dave Piedmont, Systems Analyst "His parents must be so close to being proud."
With his swearing in as governor of Louisiana on Monday, Republican Bobby Jindal became the first Indian-American to head a U.S. state. What do you think?
Dave Piedmont, Systems Analyst "His parents must be so close to being proud."
― nabisco, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Steven Seagal is...
― Kerm, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/act_now_to_take_advantage_of_my
story of my life
― and what, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
lol "Skeepers"
― Jordan, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
haha deja vu
me: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/act_now_to_take_advantage_of_my Sent at 4:31 PM on Wednesday Jordan: haha lol "skeepers"
― deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/act_now_oped.jpg
: /
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
that's totally the lowered-standards look
... anonymous sex with me that I'll begin to regret it as it's happening? oh double-edged zing
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/75350
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 7 March 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha, i worked at the Skeepers in Ann Arbor from '98 - '00.
― kingfish, Saturday, 8 March 2008 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_101a.jpg
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 15 March 2008 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link
"Microwave Quietly Encouraged"
― calstars, Saturday, 15 March 2008 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link
the onion magazine + editorial cartoons are my fav shit now
― and what, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Kelly is a genius.
― Bodrick III, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/you_know_whats_stupid
One of my fave pieces for a long time, great concept.
― Bodrick III, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Bob can go fuck himself for those shoes/boots.
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 15 March 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
wow that link is one of the least funny Onion pieces I've read. Diff'rent strokes.
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 15 March 2008 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it's funny.
― chap, Saturday, 15 March 2008 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
that craig kilborn bit they did a few months ago (which i conveniently cannot find a link to right now) was one of the best things they've ever done
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
-- wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 15 March 2008 17:25
Think it's because this character = almost everybody I work with.
They have trouble understanding complex, intellectual ideas like "Maybe not every problem with the UK today can be blamed on asylum seekers."
― Bodrick III, Saturday, 15 March 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government
― C0L1N B..., Saturday, 15 March 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, i like it too. I usually enjoy their "explicitly deconstructing thoughtless everyday habits" bits.
― kingfish, Saturday, 15 March 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha this joke would appear to be entirely coincidental, and yet ...
COLUMN: Smoove B signs off -- "Girl, there comes a time when even a strong, well-dressed man must admit defeat."
AMERICAN VOICES TOPIC: "Farmers Planting Less Corn"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm dying here.
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link
cherry coke all over my monitor
― balls, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
The Onion Movie is surprisingly terrible
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 23 June 2008 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link
surprisingly
― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 June 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
""
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 June 2008 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, I didn't know we don't like the Onion here anymore.
ILX = It's the British press for your iphone!
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 23 June 2008 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah wtf happened with the onion movie. The books were always great.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 June 2008 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
liking the onion and thinking that "onion: the movie" is a terrible idea are two completely different things. that's probably what Hurting 2 meant since he usually states the obvious, don't act dense and butthurt about it If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport.
― strgn, Monday, 23 June 2008 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link
If Assholes Were Butthurt This Place Would Be A Butt Hospice
― s1ocki, Monday, 23 June 2008 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link
If arseholes were Robbie Williams's last CD this place would be a road in China.
― moley, Monday, 23 June 2008 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Onion movie = not actually made by The Onion, who disassociated themselves from it long ago..
― energy flash gordon, Monday, 23 June 2008 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Ah, I did not know that. Figures...
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 23 June 2008 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obamas_hillbilly_half_brother
― felicity, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
lolz "chicken-killing school"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
In the past two weeks, Obama has lost support from such groups as PETA, which withdrew its endorsement when Cooter punched a swan in the face, claiming it was "one of them mean ones"; the Clean Energy Group, which protested Cooter's recent attempt to fry a squirrel in a flaming 20-gallon barrel of diesel fuel; and Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), whom Cooter mistook for an outhouse Monday and urinated on for 35 seconds.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Man, the magazine is great sometimes.http://www.theonion.com/content/magazine/another_small_town_with_fucked
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 October 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_144a.jpg
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 October 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link
the current print copy full of archival stuff is hilar
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 October 2008 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link
i've noticed a lot less bite in their insta posts lately?
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Monday, 29 April 2024 21:53 (five months ago) link
well this acquisition might ruin my online 'handle'. at least they're clearly superfans as global tetrahedron is almost completely a reference in articles from 1999
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 16:57 (four months ago) link
Lost it at the photo
https://www.theonion.com/annoying-teen-on-train-has-girlfriend-s-whole-face-in-m-1851439456
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 3 May 2024 22:07 (four months ago) link
https://www.wired.com/story/plaintext-give-this-rich-dude-jeff-lawson-dollar-the-onion/
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 5 May 2024 10:46 (four months ago) link
Things that sound like an Onion article
― pplains, Sunday, 5 May 2024 13:57 (four months ago) link
Returning to print (on a subscription basis):https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/16/business/media/the-onion-print-paper.htmlhttps://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/08/16/multimedia/16onion-vmzc/16onion-vmzc-mobileMasterAt3x.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale&width=600
― jaymc, Friday, 16 August 2024 13:03 (one month ago) link
https://web.archive.org/web/20240816131415/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/16/business/media/the-onion-print-paper.html
― budo jeru, Friday, 16 August 2024 14:45 (one month ago) link
the knives are out today
FACT CHECKTRUMP: “People don’t leave my rallies.”TRUE: They’re carried out in body bags.— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 11, 2024
― frogbs, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 03:43 (two weeks ago) link