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My favorite professor isn't listed. I wonder if he retired, he was pretty old.

This guy is pretty awesome and now teaches at DePaul: http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=452759

hooray dan's mom!

Found him, he was listed in the wrong place: http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=245714

My ex, even though she's not actually a professor: http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=940653

This guy was the notorious W&M hard-grader, though I thought he was awesome and fair: http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=78968

"He is a nice man....but that doesn't give him any right to say that if Jesus Christ took his class, he'd get a B."

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I found an ex on rmyprof (from high school) a while ago and these are some of the reviews:

* If he wasn't married, I would marry him in a second.
* ...Oh and although this isn't important to why I ranked him high...yes...he is HOT!
* Todd is so cute. If he didn't have a wife... the things I would do.
* He is so freakin' cute, and he is really funny.
* I adore Todd.
* He is funny, intelligent, nice, and really hot!
* He is really cute but an amazing professor.
* I LOVE TODD! ...Also,Todd is hot, and as we learned in his class I can say that without it being offensive because he's a dude.
* this guy is so hot... i love how he makes everything so interesting. it's so easy to learn when you're staring at his cute face. i love his class. believe me girls, his class is so worth it!
* BONUS, his personality and looks make him very "spongeworthy".
* Hilarious, Intelligent, Nice, and HOT!!!! If Todd were not married I would pursue him until the end of time!
* it's like having a really hot friend teach an interesting class.
* He's sweet, HOT and very good at teaching.

HA!

He totally sleeps with his students, amirite?

what are you trying to tell us?

He was cute, but broke up with me because I was not that type of girl. I'm guessing by the reviews that he got over his acne problem.

I often find myself starring at her during class causing me not able to retain the information. The class is not hard and you really don't have to read the book.
1/19/07 ENG1101 2 5 3 2 She explains everything in detail, easy on the eyes to

lololol

(way to go, Dan)

I looked up one professor that I expected to have comments like the ones Sarah posted, but no luck. There was this, though:

He pronounces the word 'waterproof' in such an unexpected yet fascinatingly liquid-like intonality, placing the stress on "wa" and drowning the rest as a frenchman would, perhaps (perhaps) a note that reveals his strong and insatiable desire for cigars and the consumption of copious amounts of caffeine.

Oh wow, Katie's dad got TORE UP: http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=194928

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF226-Preserves.jpg

My hot Southern Lit prof got a chili pepper http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=368696

That comic rules.

Wait. That comic doesn't make sense--the "POP" happens when the seal breaks, so she was a virginal jelly.

Yeah, that was my thought, too.

It's like in Far Side comics when they do a "objects in mirror may appear closer than they actually are" gag--no car mirror actually says that.

^^^bullshit

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear"

right, which is just the opposite

there are always comics that have a big giant bug in the mirror, frightening the passenger, and the sign says, "objects in mirror may appear closer than they are."

The top pops the first time the jar is opened, so the PB had her virginity.

in reality, the mirror is made for a wider field of vision, so the objects appear smaller than they are, not larger

You're misquoting the Far Side.

I don't want to get in a deep discussion about the Far Side on the internet, but if I'm misquoting it, then what would the visual joke be?

The one I remember is a guy looking in the mirror (that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear") and it's just a huge fucking eyeball in the mirror.

I agree it is pretty dumb to argue about it, sry.

No, he tests her button when he takes off the veil, and it pops. You know, like when it's sealed then the button is stiff, but after you take it off you can press on it and make annoying popping sounds?

http://photos16.flickr.com/21314765_a6b00ae99a_m.jpg

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I think we've just ruined all jokes through over-explanation.

Hmmmm...That could make sense I guess.

We're back at the whole "deconstruction of joke enhances joke" vs
"deconstruction of joke ruins joke" divide.

xpost.

"deconstruction of joke enhances joke" is a lie and a sham

It makes sense. It would just be funnier if tops actually said that.

we are not the first to debate the popping lid, unsurprisingly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=177332

and i'm with jesse... the button pops when you break the seal, because you're breaking the vacuum inside, releasing the thin piece of metal from its "depressed" position. Sure you can pop it easily after that, but that's not the idea behind the lid.

what if two gallons of milk were about to do it and the dude found chocolate syrup around the rim of her lid

^_^

xp: but he's taking off the veil and in the process pushes the button and it pops = already been opened

yes but lids do not actually say that, and that is not the purpose of those lids, it's an ill-informed joke about lids, therefore a bit niggling and much less funny than if he'd done a little basic lid research

Oh, I get it. The peanut butter is not actually unscrewing (lol "screwing") the jelly's lid, he's just touching it.

Yes!

Kenan what kind of polluted grape jelly are you eating that does not have a lid that says that?

But I mean, those buttons on lids, they pop up when you open it, then its there. It wouldn't pop once he started boning her.

But then again, I am trying to analyze the mistakes in a cartoon about one jar ****ing another jar, so maybe I should go outside.
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Doesn't really make sense, sadly.

The pop means that it was fresh when you opened it.

Seriously, I can't BELIEVE some of the fucking conversations I have.

I see everyone's point here, but they seem to fail to see mine. Go look at a jelly jar lid.

chicago thread in sucking the funny out of a joke shockah!

I am not arguing about jelly on the internet.

also, as was pointed out elsewhere, this is at least the third time he's done the same joke

http://i14.tinypic.com/5060o4l.jpg

http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/24384/2005008085391678948_rs.jpg