i was kinda glad ygritte shot him tbh, cocky sonuvabitch
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, it was a cute plot device in that everybody can feel okay about him fucking over ygritte now, she did fucking shoot him three times. everyone's even.
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
serious lols at "you know nothing, Jon Snow"/"I know you won't hurt me OW OW FUCK OW"
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
honestly thought she was gonna kill him; just a bit disappointed she didn't as that would've been a perfect way to let that plot thread end
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
aw i don't want jon snow to die
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
that scene almost entirely made up for the lack of [BIG SPOILER]
I was too busy rolling my eyes at the triumphant embrace of Dany by the freed slaves to be properly offended by it
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
if I were more of a sad fan I'd write a Doctor Who/Game of Thrones crossover fic called "The Todger of Theon Greyjoy" because that title cracks me up
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
stannis really is a gigantic twit, isn't he
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
all that sausage eating and torture bullshit is so tired; i can deal with the show being sadistic sometimes but not when it has a special sadisms section every ep
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I hate everything about that storyline, it's so boring and dumb and ott
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
My wife didn't realize that Reek and Theon were the same person in the books and spent a good chunk of the episode yelling at that scene "THAT NEVER HAPPENED! IT'S DIFFERENT IN THE BOOKS!" It was cute.
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
I don't even like theon enough to care whether he dies or escapes, just ugh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
so the reek thing as i understand it, and just skip it if it's spoilerish, is that theon re emerges later in the books as another character and all the torture scenes in the show are just implied? so those sequences are just to keep the audience aware theon's out there and to titillate with some funtime torture?guilty lol at the greyjoy carved cockbox tho; i can't be the only person who thought of deathdrone
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
waiting on the Theon-related SNL "Dick in a Box" parodies any minute now
― dmr, Monday, 10 June 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
i'm curious if Roose knows that his bastard is writing letters to the Greyjoys, making demands etc. (if they stated this i could have missed it as my friend's headcase gf was talking over the episode almost non-stop).
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 10 June 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Oh yeah, was wondering that as well.
― Evan, Monday, 10 June 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fe4NUDb.gif
― am0n, Monday, 10 June 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
i'm curious if Roose knows that his bastard is writing letters to the Greyjoys, making demands etc.
don't think they made that clear. Bolton told Walder Frey "but my bastard has his own way of doing things" and then they cut right to the pork sausage scene. def. implied that he knows about the torture but maybe not about the letters, i dunno.
― dmr, Monday, 10 June 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah the context of that remark was both the taking of Winterfell and Theon torture. I'm sure Greyjoy threat requires Rooses input.
― Evan, Monday, 10 June 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
My impression was that now that Bolton is the Warden of the North, he's letting Ramsay take care of the Ironborn problem.
― Gukbe, Monday, 10 June 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
xpost No, he's pretty excruciatingly tortured in the books too.
― If you tolerate Bis, then Kenickie will be next (ithappens), Monday, 10 June 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
He is, but iirc it kinda happens mostly in flashback? Or at least with Reek remembering it, as opposed to actual flashback. Maybe I've got that wrong.
But I think Forks has it pretty much right, these early stages of torture (as in, immediately post-capture) aren't shown so far as I recall.
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 10 June 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
straying close to non-TV show spoilers itt w/the reek chat
― cozen, Monday, 10 June 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
yeah its tough to get involved in the reek/ramsay storyline bc theon is a fuckin cunt, its heavy handed torture porn and it concerns a part of the world thats basically been looted and sacked and the owners of it all got murdered.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
don't think this season was brilliant overall - still enjoyable but they're having problems telling all the stories at once, it could do with a few more episodes, the red wedding was obv shocking but that's just a one-off massive event which only serves to make it more uneven as a whole.
― ... (LocalGarda), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
Anyone else notice how central crows/messages were in this episode? Balon mentions Theon killing all the crows in Winterfell, Measter Aemon asks how many crows they have before ordering them all sent out. We see their messages in the hands of Joffrey and Davos (which later saved his life).
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 10 June 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
Onion knight is the most likable character in the show.
...he's doomed...
― Evan, Monday, 10 June 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a468989ed6fe3d6ba45d025fcd742b3b/tumblr_mhbk3lAlM01qbaprmo1_500.jpg
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 June 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
man I would pay good money for some between-seasons Lone Hound and Pup like webisodes or something
<3 sandor clegane, grumpy killer dad so much
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
The rise and rise of Daenerys has been a bit too much of a walkover for me. I loved the unsullied liberation episode but it's been a piece of piss since then. It was obvious from the first scene her would-be assassin had the hots and would shit out, she hasn't been in any real peril and everything was easily won. Too much Triumphalist yaying going on for my liking. I get the feeling this was her League One promotion season and things will get more interesting next season. Grey Worm is awesome.
I love the burgeoning, improbable friendship between Sandor/Arya, it hasn't come easy and is genuinely touching. Also there isn't any of that risible dodgy Leon type shit or soppy shit to ruin it.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 10 June 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
I like all the boring one-on-ones, but yeah, could totally have done without more Theon torture, and Dany's storyline bores me to tears.
I guess Jon Snow is going to live, huh? Boo! I am tired of looking at his simpering little sad muppet face.
The jumping around can get frustrating. I wish they would do a Very Special episode with nuttin but Lannisters.
― emilys., Monday, 10 June 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
Rogermexico otm
― emilys., Monday, 10 June 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
totally
I really liked the Hound/Sansa storyline in what I read of the books, I was kinda bummed they didn't do more with that in the show. Interested to see where the Hound/Arya story goes, lil baby badass in training
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
It was so great when she went ham on that dude. It was kind of awkward that the Hound didn't notice what she was doing, but then again maybe he did & he was just letting her do it and then pretending to be all tsk tsk.
― emilys., Monday, 10 June 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
I really enjoyed this one, felt like it was setting everything up really well for next year.
Presumably the Night's Watch are basically bros with everyone and the Lannisters will get a raven as well? Here's betting they ignore it.
Any scene with Tywin and Tyrion and Joffrey altogether is de facto the best in the episode. Also, Davos is a dude.
― Matt DC, Monday, 10 June 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
the "she's going to be such a badass" line has been getting a lot of play, and obv she was born with a natural inclination toward running with scissors, but i find it hard to celebrate her education.
given what she's seen (headless father sorta, countless tortures and cruelties, headless brother sorta) and what she's been through (flight, capture, imprisonment, threat of torture, threat of rape, forced servitude, flight, capture, abandonment by substitute family, flight capture, etc) what she's turning out to be is less a badass than a hollow bullet of rage and pain just looking for a direction to be fired in. hound could teach her a lot about picking your damn battles and thinking for god's sake at least one step ahead.
she'll certainly kill again, and from my seat in the audience i hope she'll achieve some spectacular vengeance before it's all over. but if she lives to 17 she is def going to date a lot of bad boys before she sorts herself out. if she's not already too far gone for sorting.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
"hollow bullet of rage" is how i would interpret that character too but who knows what demon's lurk in the GRRM mind
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
(demon's soul joke maybe too esoteric there never mind)
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
captain save-an-arya xxp
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
kid has a hitlist and she's how old?
badass
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://mimg.ugo.com/201109/1/6/6/207661/cuts/hit-girl_528_poster.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 10 June 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
ygrette shooting john snow full of arrows was so good and lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
I was mentally yelling at her, "IN HIS PRETTY FACE DAMMIT, IT'LL STICK THAT WAY."
i find it hard to celebrate her education.
I was actually bored by the stabby, it was a lot more invigorating in the books. Also, as this is fiction, I'm less inclined to be moralistic here.
oh god Rob's body/head thing might have been more traumatising than the damn red wedding.
OTM, but IMO this was a LOT more disturbing in the book, at least how I pictured it.
― Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
I was actually bored by the stabby, it was a lot more invigorating in the books
agree
Also, as this is fiction, I'm less inclined to be moralistic here
am i taking a tone? fwiw i certainly don't see this as a question of right or wrong, just its sad bc if things had been different she might have been a girl.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago) link
BOO TO THAT ROGERMEXICO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 05:31 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trying to avoid getting too much farther into the books, but there's a thread in teh fandoms about how Arya's storyline isn't COOL BUTTKICKING GIRL GETTING HER BUTTKICKING ON, no, she's the child soldier whose psyche has been horribly distorted by the violence she inhabits, that your aside references, but I want to revel in the former without complications! And my out is that it's a story, and I can happily wallow in my shallowness.
― Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 05:38 (eleven years ago) link
I would say Arya's arc is going to be a tragedy but if the alternative is her following Sansa's route then idk. Westeros just seems a shitter for all involved.
― Gukbe, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link
or a "shifter", I guess.