Star Wars 7 shit talk

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ah right thanks.

piscesx, Thursday, 20 June 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

only gonna see this if billy dee and harrison are in it, maybe if carrie fisher (but only if she plays herself).

battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

read that wrong

how's life, Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

hee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-episode-7-to-be-shot-on-film-not-digital/

Cinematographer Dan Mindel ASC, BSC will be reteaming with JJ Abrams to shoot Star Wars Episode VII. That comes as no surprise as Mindel worked with Abrams on the Star Trek films and Mission: Impossible III. The big news is that Mindel says that Episode 7 will be shot on Kodak film stock 5219 film, NOT digital cameras like the last couple prequel movies. The Phantom Menace was the last Star Wars film to be shot with film cameras (although some trivia fanatics will note, the movie did include a digitally photographed shot).

Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Friday, 23 August 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

I imagine that trivia fanatics are the only real fans of the Phantom Menace

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

oh man i hope they're just doing that to troll george lucas

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

maximum troll would be a ton of practical effects

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 24 August 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

would watch Star Wars as creature-shopped by Guillermo del Toro.

i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 24 August 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

oh man i hope they're just doing that to troll george lucas

― socki (s1ocki), Friday, August 23, 2013 4:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, a lot of the stuff around this movie is a repudiation of the prequels. that doesn't mean the new ones are any good, but there's definitely a sense of deliberate palate-cleansing

wonder if lucas sits in his mansion and sulks about this

no wait he's working on the "experimental" movies he's promised us for decades*

*would genuinely blow my mind if lucas came out with some $1,000,000 expanded cinema frampton-meets-brakhage-meets-tscherkassky experimental nonnarrative IMAX feature.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 24 August 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

are will be any good

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 24 August 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgICnbC2-_Y

(Don't know if it really belong here, anyone have JJ Abrams' email address?)

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 24 August 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

i hate that genre of youtubes. even when i sort of agree with them. i watched that for 0:48 and then couldn't handle dude any more.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 24 August 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

TL;DW

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 24 August 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

Sure, that's fair - I just really like the way that he fixes stuff while still using 80% of what was actually shot, and without ever not being really corny, like he's not about establishing Intriguing Psychological Depth or Realistic Social Structures, he's about making a Star Wars movie.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 25 August 2013 09:02 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sure his ideas are good I just can't get past the presentation

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 25 August 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

also i don't really care about star wars!

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 25 August 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Boooooooooo

i too went to college (silby), Friday, 25 October 2013 06:09 (eleven years ago) link

He's Ready (as they say on the football threads)

http://www.empireonline.com/images/uploaded/Por_fin_solos-director-filmmaker-Lawrence_Kasdan.jpg

piscesx, Friday, 25 October 2013 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

December 18, 2015

how's life, Friday, 8 November 2013 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

A long time in the future, in a cinema far, far away...
*fanfare starts*
STAR WARS NERD RAGE

Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

Just get me to the point where I'm buying extra-large sodas fron taco bell. That's just where I want to be in these procedings.

how's life, Friday, 8 November 2013 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

Extra Large Yoda Soda - May the Force(tm) (of sugar and/or HFCS laden beverages gushing out of your bladder) be with you, always!

Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

don't know the source on this but

Todd Dadslayer ‏@SRN_lol 22m
the new Star Wars movie is auditioning teens in case you thought somehow the new flicks were going to be better than the Jarjar ones

Todd Dadslayer ‏@SRN_lol 19m
"street smart, independent, athletic" teens for the main roles in Star Wars. haha

ciderpress, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah that'll definitely be a lot worse than Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher who were 20 and 21 when "Star Wars" filmed wtf are they thinking franchise ruined BURRRRRRRRP

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, so the person who tweeted that is a moron, since they are in fact looking for people in the approximate age range that Fisher and Hamill were in when they were cast.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

ah ok yeah that sounds reasonable then

ciderpress, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder if Rachel and Thomas are fake names or if the new Star Wars universe is set in a New England bed and breakfast

Philip Nunez, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

or that's not even definitely for star wars?

JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

no, but the internet has decided it is. It does seem quite likely though

Number None, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

wasn't meant to be snarky, it's just, well, Disney has their hands in so much stuff that it's weird that certain sectors of the internet seem to feel every single thing they do lately is related to star wars.

JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

If they own Gilmore girls this could mean they are making the crossover nobody wanted but everyone needs

Philip Nunez, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

irl lol

JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

Casting call is probably for Treasure Planet II.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

xxp I believe the reasoning was that Star Wars is the only movie Disney currently has schedule for production in the UK, so this must be related to it.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

I have seen this being reported as definitely being for Star Wars on a number of more or less trustworthy outlets.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

maybe this will take place in an alternate parallel universe where Luke and vader team up with Thor and iron man to stop magneto.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

Oh come on. Marvel are never going to put the X Men in the same movie as the Avengers...

Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

They legally can't.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

xxp you are late to the game, my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOsKISBkIlQ

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

xp yeah I know. Can't decide if that's a bad thing or if we've been saved from a real mess.

Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, I didn't know that! What's that story?

how's life, Friday, 8 November 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

Fox own X-Men and Fantastic Four, Sony own Spider-Man

Number None, Friday, 8 November 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, weird. Gotcha.

how's life, Friday, 8 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

the reason they keep re-booting/making shitty sequels for each of those properties has more to do with maintaining rights than making interesting movies (big surprise, right)

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

We should just tell them to play nice and share their X-Men and Spider-Man toys.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

Please, won't someone think of the money?

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

Confirmed by Lucasfilm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-24877078

Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Saturday, 9 November 2013 11:10 (eleven years ago) link


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