Great Real Names

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Corky Boozé

http://sfist.com/2012/04/18/a_man_named_butt_and_a_man_named_bo.php

polyphonic, Saturday, 22 June 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Booz-AY

Treeship, Saturday, 22 June 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Senior researcher at the biotech company I work for is called Dr Cr@ze

She is a supervillain obv

sjuttiosju_u (wins), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

flipping through a Baptist hymnal I found a tune credited to one Horatius Bonar:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatius_Bonar

loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

Two ppl from my job:

Sh3rry Fav0rs
Z3stty Cl4rk

Tamar Bibimbraxton (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 July 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

There's a Cree artist named Garnet Tobacco.

franny glass, Thursday, 25 July 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

Curious given-names among my second-generation ancestors, not necessarily great but kinda intriguing: My grandfather Ellar Brown and his brother Mac were jointly named for their mother, Mary MacEllar. Yet Ellar was born first - how'd he get the SECOND half of the name??

Also of minor note: In a double union, Ellar and Mac married a pair of sisters, Bernice and Dorothea Haley, both of whom hated their names and refused to be called anything but "Bunny" and "Toots" respectively. And their younger brother Harold similarly wouldn't answer to anything but "Pete".

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 25 July 2013 06:43 (eleven years ago) link

what is it with that generation and random mystery names

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 25 July 2013 06:55 (eleven years ago) link

we have buckets of ancestors from that era who were known as something other than their actual names (some of which only became clear at their funerals)

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 25 July 2013 06:57 (eleven years ago) link

Two more (real names) from that same generation, great-aunts this time: Pearl and Ruby (twins!)

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 25 July 2013 07:40 (eleven years ago) link

Ruby's currently the UK's 19th most popular baby name. Bit surprised Pearl is outside the top 200 tbh - all these granny names are making a massive comeback.
http://www.babynames.co.uk/blog/the-top-40-boys-and-top-40-girls-from-2013-so-far/

Madchen, Thursday, 25 July 2013 08:19 (eleven years ago) link

Telegraph Messersmitt (born in Kentucky in February 1878 to German-American immigrants)

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

how did you find that

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

Electric Music Sparks (born in 1895/1896 in West Virginia)

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

xpost - I just started typing weird shit into the first name field on familysearch.org. great waste of time!

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

X Ray Childress (born in Iowa in June 1898)

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/X8ESEXg.jpg

Treeship Von Wassergessicht!!1!

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

i was psyched and i googled that name but it doesn't seem to be a real person. :-(

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

Hitler Firestone

Wife

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

i want to make a poll: how many years before the name "adolph" sheds its current associations enough to be popular again?

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not going to make that poll. i think minimum 1,000 years though.

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

this is as close to tree ship as you're likely to get

https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/VSSS-3ZD

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

jesus that guy died in 2006 at age 21

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

John Wilkes Booth Winston(born in Texas in 1865)
John Wilkes Booth Sharp (born in Georgia in 1871)
John Wilkes Booth Greer (born in Texas in December 1872)
John Wilkes Booth Wagoner (born in West Virginia in 1873)
John Wilkes Booth Thomas (born on July 30, 1874 in Marion County, West Virginia)

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 27 July 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

what a coincidence that all of these people were born in the south

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

so fucking creepy! (and sad)

Adolph Hitler Witcher of Caswell County, North Carolina (February 7, 1941 - March 1, 1941)

Adolf Hitler Hargrove of Warren County, North Carolina (died on March 2, 1941 at age 0)

(both of them were black)

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

Your search - jameson perdelfurg - did not match any documents.

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 July 2013 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

one of my best friends is named credulous medulous

fervently nice (Treeship), Sunday, 28 July 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

seriously?

https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/KQT2-ZS5

and what exactly is going on in this household (Manhattan, 1940)?

Head Beebee (F/40)
Lodger Sundial Love (F/30)
Lodger Mary Magdalene (F/30)
Lodger Peace Morning Star (F/60)
Lodger Beloved Love (F/30)
Lodger Sincereness And Truth (F/30)

(I'm using that site for real geneaological stuff, btw. not just getting high and fucking around)

it sounds to me like those people were religious, xp

fervently nice (Treeship), Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3683/9382853707_aa3f13a164.jpg
Japheth Tickle by madchen, on Flickr

Madchen, Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

ah, those people lived at a place called Zion War Orphanage, so religious sounds about right.

Noah The Ark Hill (born in Kansas in 1874/1875)

really wish i had musical talent right now so i could create a band/sound project called Zion War Orphanage

fervently nice (Treeship), Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

I can't decide which sub-genre of metal that would be

i was thinking it would just be an indie band

fervently nice (Treeship), Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

maybe a noise act that incorporates fragments of radio broadcasts from the 30s and 40s

fervently nice (Treeship), Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

other great real names from my work:

Ga1l Va1l
Ch4nte B3nn3tt
T0m H4nk

Tamar Bibimbraxton (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 August 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

What it do, I'm Ga11 Va11, I'm the peoples' champ

all other cassettes are better off crushed (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 2 August 2013 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

best work names:
George Yawn
Randy Quick
Dickon Love

+ +, Friday, 2 August 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

Mrs. Wang Look Fung

Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Friday, 2 August 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Kum Weng

Evan, Friday, 2 August 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

Sunny K00k

Tamar Bibimbraxton (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 August 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

We have a Brian In0 at work

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 August 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

Psychology Maziwisa

+ +, Monday, 5 August 2013 10:33 (eleven years ago) link

Foxy Demeanor was genuine student name way back in the past when I worked in the library.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 5 August 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Richairo Zivkovic

No results found for "churl sweatshirt" (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_1216_zps7d8ea1e8.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link


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