Mystery Science Theater 3000: C/D, S/D.

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Top Ten Underrated (no Mitchell or Manos, etc)
1. Warrior of the Lost World (megaweapon! liver face!)
2. Gamera vs. Guiron (hello/hello! zabriske point!)
3. Time Chasers (food court of the future! vermont!)
4. San Francisco Intl (windbreakers! davey!)
5. Riding With Death (mellow! abby!)
6. Girl In Lovers Lane (big stupid! heterosexual experiences!)
7. Tormented (sessions presents! beatnik!)
8. City on Fire (good morning! barry newman!)
9. Zombie Nightmare (tennis! canadian club!)
10. Fire Maidens from Outer Space (the secretary! more padding!)

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still going with Rocketship X-M for "most underrated", since it was the episode that made me fall in love with the show, so many years ago. (Uh... fifteen years ago. I was watching the show beforehand, but I taped most of the first [1991] Turkey Day Marathon, and watched those episodes again and again and again.)

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't they do a special in 1998 for the Academy Awards, too? (I was pregnant at the time and just really sick with the flu, but the riff of Captain Smith setting sail on Titanic sticks with me: "I'm gonna sink this bitch.")

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"Not since Fire Maidens in Outer Space has there been such a thrilling ladder scene."

i downloaded the 4th and 5th seasons and have been forcing everyone who comes to my apartment to watch them.

p@reene (Pareene), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Been Netflixing some of the episodes, and holy fuck I forgot how riotous the "Circus on Ice" short was.

-"Women are torn apart like fresh bread!"
-"It's Jules & Jim on ice!"
-"Spot the man in this chorus line."
-the entirety of the "fawn getting shot" sequence
-the best delivery/timing of the word "YES!" ever in a riff, via Joel

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ktqvi6yo_80&search=circus%20on%20ice

nate p. (natepatrin), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

4. San Francisco Intl (windbreakers! davey!)

Oh yeah, that's another POX choice.

I think Season 6 was pretty clearly the strongest, from a joke-writing standpoint.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 July 2006 05:06 (eighteen years ago) link

thank god this thread exists.

haven't read anything yet, but why was the show cancelled?

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 6 July 2006 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not sure why the Sci Fi network canceled them, but after 11 years I wasn't surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised. (Didn't Sci Fi pick them up after Comedy Central - or whatever it was then - dumped them?)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 7 July 2006 03:08 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
They did, yes.

But more important news -- the debut of RIFF TRAX!

Welcome to RiffTrax.com, an innovative new site featuring the hilarious DVD commentaries of Michael J. Nelson, head writer and star of the legendary Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Do you feel that some of the movies coming out of Hollywood are just, well, missing something? At RiffTrax, you can download Mike's running commentaries and listen to them along with your favorite, and not so favorite DVDs. It's like watching a movie with your funniest friend. And it's easy to do. Just check out our FAQ; more than likely, you have the tools to do it already.

Don't just sit back and take whatever Hollywood throws at you. Transform the DVD experience with RiffTrax. It's
the most fun you'll ever have at the movies.

And what is the first movie he's doing?

ROADHOUSE

I am so happy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

(Interestingly, the voting indicates that the movie people want him to do next is The Matrix. This could be what prompts me to see it.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

no servo, ...

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I will take what scraps I can.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

omg the Matrix! :-)

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

JUST BRING THE SHOW BACK FOR FUCKS' SAKE

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

that would be awesome, but ya know, easier said than done!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Haneke or Breillat films, please.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

needs the Trace B/Kevin M/Dr Frank or some version of an on-mic partner

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

The FAQ on the site indicates that others may yet join him. ;-)

Meantime, the next DVD set has been confirmed -- out the end of August!

Episodes are:

* 212- GODZILLA VS. MEGALON
* 503- SWAMP DIAMONDS (plus short: WHAT TO DO ON A DATE)
* 514- TEEN-AGE STRANGLER (plus short: IS THIS LOVE?)
* 810- THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION

The collection also includes these extras:

* "MST3K Video Jukebox" (15 songs from the series)
* "Photo Gallery"
* "Outtakes" (we're told this actually means about 15 minutes of the best moments from "Poopie 2")

August 29 is the confirmed release date; with the usual suggested retail price.

Ah, a clean copy of Teenage Strangler -- I'm so happy.

"AND I DIDN'T STEAL NO BIKE NEITHER!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 July 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

(Actually that whole episode is crammed with great lines.

"Mistress Ayesha, I'm here for my beating.")

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 July 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Godzilla vs. Megalon. I like this episode a whole bunch. One case where the homo-coding of the two main bachelor characters is actually not off-base.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 22 July 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Haneke or Breillat films, please.

Yes!

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Sunday, 23 July 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got to ask, whatever IS the origin of this insanely brilliant new handle?

One case where the homo-coding of the two main bachelor characters is actually not off-base.

Not to mention the dorky kid in hot pants and Oscar Wilde as heavy.

Oh and lest we forget:

"Stand by for action!"

"REX DART, ESKIMO SPY"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 July 2006 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got to ask, whatever IS the origin of this insanely brilliant new handle?

Check the "Someone explain Cat Fancy to me" thread.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Sunday, 23 July 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah clarity. (I only noticed the start of the thread...oh right, finals week and I was busy as hell. Then I was on vacation for the further revive!)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 July 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyway, listened to the Rifftrax thingamadooz. It's about the same as the various Mike-only DVD commentaries, alternately pretty funny and kinda flat, but worth $2 for a download and not too hard to sync up with the film. Most unexpected joke: an Iron and Wine reference.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 July 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha wow, in what context?

Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Sunday, 23 July 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

One of the eight million scenes featuring people dancing to the Jeff Healey Band -- dude in the audience does have a haunting similarity.

Anyway, next one will be The Fifth Element, while it turns out Mike, Bridget and their kids are moving to San Diego, due to Mike's increasing role with Legend Films as 'chief content producer.' Bit of a climate shift, that!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't watched this show in about eight years but it's all coming back to me now..

Master Ninja Theme Song!

I don't suppose the Jr Rodeo Daredevils short is around somewhere on the internets

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, it's around, trust me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

ned you remind me old timer billy sleater

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Why I just watched my internet-downloaded copy the other night!

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

ned you remind me old timer billy sleater

"And eat your oatmeal!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

New interview with Mike about his move, more upcoming RiffTrax, etc. Pretty good, actually!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 August 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

You would not believe how many homemade MST tapes I left behind at my old apartment.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 August 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Time to start downloading. (I have now snagged all the KTMAs and am extremely happy.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 August 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

urgent and key info:

i work with dr clayton

gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

! So THAT'S the show you're working on.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

technically i don't work on the show but rather an affiliated company. but the dude works about twenty feet away from me.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Neat. Friendly dude, I assume? The reports I've seen of various con appearances and the like indicate he's a sensible feller.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i haven't met the guy yet, but soon i hope!

gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Recent RiffTrax -- The Fifth Element and now Star Trek V -- which was the subject of a actually not that bad fake MST3K effort some years back. This RiffTrax take is of interest in that it is both Mike and Kevin Murphy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Partook of the Star Trek V commentary this evening. It's GREAT, even just for nostalgia factor alone. I love the fact that they can work a little bluer than they could on MST3K, it's fun to hear the oversexed jokes that you always knew they wanted to do. Granted, it's a little slow in parts, but overall I'd say HOORAY! I'm keen to try out Fifth Element now...and I see that he's working on Cocktail. HEHEHE!

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

aww man i want to hear that but i've got reservations about paying for it.

star trek V i mean.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Sunday, 27 August 2006 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I hear you, that's why I haven't downloaded it yet.

Cocktail? Oh dear!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link

What price nostalgia?

Trust me, the download pays for itself the moment you hear Kevin & Mike together on the same audio track.

You gotta do it!!

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 August 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

My dear VegGrrl, downloading the track on its own to listen to is one thing, but I actually need the visuals to go with it, see. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 August 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

[insert forehead slap]. I'm so retarded sometimes. Sorry.

Your concerns are justified, given that Star Trek V is certainly not the kind of movie a right-minded person should be expected to pay for. It'd be like buying a copy of Bloodlust.

In which case, I sympathise. Luckily I had the foresight to marry a Trekkie-in-denial, otherwise I'd probably be in the same predicament.

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I loved loved loved MST3k when I was a kid, and I'm finding myself getting back into it now with the intornet and all that. I have yet to see an episode from seasons 2 through 6 that wasn't worth the two hours, although the skits are often a total crapshoot. I always long for more skits drawing from the movies - surely one of the reasons Pod People is so classic is that you get "Hideous Control Now" AND the hysterical "You are magic, aren't you Trumpy?" sequences? In fact, I'd say Pod People is my all-time favorite, despite some really dull sections. I haven't re-watched too many of the ones I loved as a kid, so I hesitate to rate Santa Clause Conquers The Martians or Fugitive Alien - but, aw, heck, let's go ahead and give Fugitive Alien four stars. No episode that spawned "He triiiied to kill me with a forklift..." can be bad.

Just now finished up Samson Versus The Vampire Women, which has some surprising dead time (they could have done a lot more with the wrestling sequences) but redeems itself with the absolutely hilarious use of the old professor. The impressions they do of him are dead-on and add so much to the movie. "Now I want you to come back tomorrow, and leave immediately!"

Never could muster the interest to download/rent/otherwise be exposed to anything sci-fi related. It's not knee-jerk Mike hate (although I vastly prefer Joel) - just that everything I heard sounds so WTF. Dr. Forrester's mom? What? Great, more hammy villainy in Deep 13 is totally what the show needed....

Altogether, classic as entertainment on its own, probably dud in terms of what it spawned; as several people observed upthread, the world did NOT need another excuse for nerds to think they're clever in public places. Sons of bitches nearly ruined Snakes On A Plane for me. I don't think it changed anything one way or the other in terms of how we watch or consume anything - I mean, it was the 90s, postmodernism and cynicism and backtalk were hep generally, not to mention the tension between ironic appreciation and genuine camp love.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Am testing out one of the KTMA episodes, Superdome, on my new Mac mini -- thank heavens for increased processing speed and the like -- and I had forgotten how hilarious this line from Crow about the ever-gravelly David Janssen was:

"He's got a voice like a body being thrown through a bus window."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Is the Cube retired?

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:35 (eighteen years ago) link


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