would probably pick "old masters" rather than "the loser" though
― the late great, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
i guess "the loser" is a tougher read though
The question is which is our favourite, not which is toughest.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
well ftr "old masters" is my favorite bernhard and dhalgren / FW / GR are my favorites on the list
― the late great, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
i've read about twenty of these and for me the emotionally difficult ones were dhalgren and GR. i think a lot of it is down to the lack of closure.
― the late great, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh geek love. Hated that shit. Emblematic of the 90s at their stupidest.
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
i think part of the difficulty of dhalgren is the volume of writing. he overdoes it and it's a lot to take in. but if you get past that there is some really sad stuff in dhalgren like the richards' family, the encounters on the bus line, the last chapter, etc. i really think it could have been a better book (and less difficult) with some serious editing. maybe i should take it up again.
― the late great, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
the castle is existentially tough.
i found the bell jar in high school to be emotionally tough. i always felt sad while reading it.
― Mordy , Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
I've had Clarissa putrefying on the shelf for a while. Maybe time to give it a shot.
― jmm, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
JR is fantastic and is my vote. It's definitely difficult (almost entirely dialogue), and I personally find it emotionally exhausting too. It's one of my very favourite novels. I think Gaddis's The Recognitions.
I read Moby-Dick this year and was surprised by how distinctly not-difficult it was given its reputation. Also Virginia Wolff is not incredibly tough. Beckett should be on the list, though I love him he's very hard to get through at times.
Every time anyone mentions Thomas Bernhard on ilx he always seems like the exact kind of writer I love. But he's never in any libraries or bookstores, why is that?
― franny glass, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
kids are made to read moby-dick, that skews its rep
bernhard has been in translation for a while but a big push to translate his oooovray only happened recently, post-bookstore-collapse, so maybe people just aren't hep anymore. i saw several of the new ones in a b+n, when they still carried books.
― j., Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
xpost
Whoops
I think Gaddis's The Recognitions is arguably more difficult than JR - very very different style though so it's hard to compare. If you don't know much about art or greek mythology then The Recognitions is basically impenetrable.
― franny glass, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
old masters on amazon from $4.63
― the late great, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
is there an audiobook of j r
― the late great, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
Trainspotting?!?!? Not hard to read at all. A case could be made for putting everything Irvine Welsh wrote later on the list, on the basis that it's almost unreadably bad.
Silmarillion is prob the hardest book to read on that list, in that it was never written to be read by anyone other than its own writer.
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
xp I guess there's my excuse gone.
haha an audiobook of JR would be amazing.
― franny glass, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
j. franzen wrote a whole essay about how unreadable 'j.r.' is, so i assume it can't be all bad.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:49 (eleven years ago) link
the second half of "notes from underground" is very emotionally difficult.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, I can't work out the rubric here:
OLD?
LONG?
FORMALLY COMPLEX?
EMOTIONALLY DRAINING/TOUGH?
OPAQUE STYLE?
seems like a funky swirl of all of these qualities
― the tune was space, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago) link
I'd say the texts with the highest attrition rate on the list are either Proust or Spenser- the ratio of people who start to people who finish is not so good for them.
― the tune was space, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:09 (eleven years ago) link
i think finnegans wake fares worse than proust in that regard
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:26 (eleven years ago) link
There is an audiobook of J R – it's unabridged, 37 hours, came out a few years ago. Was on iTunes, but doesn't seem to be there anymore.
― with hidden noise, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 06:16 (eleven years ago) link
Why's Pet Sematary on here?
― An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 06:20 (eleven years ago) link
Xp there's an unabridged audiobook of the tunnel too, read by gass himself!
― you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 06:41 (eleven years ago) link
not dignifying this stupid fucking list with a vote, up yours Flavorwire
― . (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 06:51 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure the book is intentionally funny as fuck
― . (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 06:57 (eleven years ago) link
FD was funny a lot of the time!
― you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 06:58 (eleven years ago) link
well exactly
― . (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 06:59 (eleven years ago) link
the first half of the book is funny and bleak and jarringly modern for the year it was written. the second half -- where he is cruel to the prostitute and the reader is able to really feel, not just see, what it's like to be the underground man and truly hate themselves -- isn't funny anymore, in my view.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, i can see how the wretchedness of it is all has the structure of humor or whatever, but i don't think "funny" is a good word to describe it. goes without saying that i love that book.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 07:18 (eleven years ago) link
the parts where he is still with his "friends," sabotaging their night, is funny
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 07:20 (eleven years ago) link
I bought one of those horrible plastic trash cans from target
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 07:35 (eleven years ago) link
with the lid that pops up when you press the button
and the button broke so the lid is just up
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 07:36 (eleven years ago) link
the button broke within a week
I weigh the trash can lid down with tristram shandy
this is the second shitty plastic target trash can this has happened to
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 07:37 (eleven years ago) link
morelike nightsoil
― buzza, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 08:02 (eleven years ago) link
Infinite jest and to a greater extent underworld are not remotely difficult reads. They're just long.
― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 08:09 (eleven years ago) link
"the year of magical thinking" is a deliberately straightforward and relatable account of the grieving process
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 08:19 (eleven years ago) link
Treeship, have you ever read 'The Double' by Dostoyevsky? It is also very funny/excruciating re. the subject of self-loathing.
― also known as Princess Chunk and Captain Chunk, real name: Powder (soref), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 09:37 (eleven years ago) link
When I first read Dostoyevsky I was so surprised by how funny it was, I had always known him as a shorthand for difficult, heavy going literature, but the books are very readable, funny, lots of dramatic incident.
― also known as Princess Chunk and Captain Chunk, real name: Powder (soref), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 09:45 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, Dostoyevsky's not really heavy going, he's super readable - the difficulty of the books arises purely from the awfulness of all of his people.
― c sharp major, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 10:21 (eleven years ago) link
practically every dostoyevsky novel i have read i have read at breakneck speed, mostly because if i stop to think i will throw the book against the wall in rage at these terrible people constantly being terrible to one another.
― c sharp major, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 10:26 (eleven years ago) link
No Beckett?
I just bought one of his books... from a bookstore! I've only read on of his book but I didn't find it difficult to read at all.
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
I am trying to be generous towards this list (exploit the dismal cult of difficult literature to recommend some odd books, decent rhetorical move imo) but it turns out I am voting for "Probably the greatest and most difficult satire by one of the world’s most storied satirists." Sharp blurb, flavorwire!
― woof, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
I recently read the village of stepanchikovo, Dostoyevsky's only foray into straight-ahead comedy afaik. It's a lot of fun but a)pretty dark and b) not as funny as devils &c
― you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 11:12 (eleven years ago) link
gotta be Proust or Faulkner
Proust it will be ftw
― nostormo, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 11:24 (eleven years ago) link
where is The Man Without Qualities?
no ulysses
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 11:42 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 18 November 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
oh well I'm definitely not reading Infinite Jest now
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
the long tail
― the late great, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
Oops, forgot to vote for GR.
― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
oh well I'm definitely not reading Infinite Jest now― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:06 AM (28 minutes ago)
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:06 AM (28 minutes ago)
yer fucking loss man, its awesome
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
haha that was truculence @ the robbing of lot 49 (from bottom)
maybe will read IJ, but have to write it first ;)
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
of the 'no votes' crew, i really enjoyed reading underworld and hopscotch both. they are both v immersive, engrossing reads.
― ian, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
surprised GR lost this!
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
Have just started Joseph McElroy's Women And Men which is reputedly both longer and more difficult than virtually everything on this list. 20 pages in; it's extraordinary - a gigantic poem of selves and selves-in-selves and a great communal Self that isn't even a self. Strikes me that it could be a fairly great work.
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
A swirling, deistic reverie of compassion and our relationship to the void which extends from & into us. I can't even - this is twenty pages. After 1,200 I'll presumably reach Enlightenment
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
Keep us posted!
xo
― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
i love mcelroy but never did finish w&m
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
also of all the vollmanns to pick!
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago) link
Haha yeah seriously, I think I scanned it as rising up rising down until I looked at the list just now
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
also w&m isn't longer than a number of the "long" books on this list. its just v. dense and imagistic.
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 05:22 (eleven years ago) link
and yeah, i guess relatively long (but relative to what)
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link