Chicago: customers are advised to allow extra travel time

yes but lids do not actually say that, and that is not the purpose of those lids, it's an ill-informed joke about lids, therefore a bit niggling and much less funny than if he'd done a little basic lid research

Oh, I get it. The peanut butter is not actually unscrewing (lol "screwing") the jelly's lid, he's just touching it.

Yes!

Kenan what kind of polluted grape jelly are you eating that does not have a lid that says that?

But I mean, those buttons on lids, they pop up when you open it, then its there. It wouldn't pop once he started boning her.

But then again, I am trying to analyze the mistakes in a cartoon about one jar ****ing another jar, so maybe I should go outside.
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Doesn't really make sense, sadly.

The pop means that it was fresh when you opened it.

Seriously, I can't BELIEVE some of the fucking conversations I have.

I see everyone's point here, but they seem to fail to see mine. Go look at a jelly jar lid.

chicago thread in sucking the funny out of a joke shockah!

I am not arguing about jelly on the internet.

also, as was pointed out elsewhere, this is at least the third time he's done the same joke

http://i14.tinypic.com/5060o4l.jpg

http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/24384/2005008085391678948_rs.jpg

OK I just went and looked at someone's jar of Smuckers in the fridge here, and it said "button will pop up when seal is broken".

Those are both great, though.

(also I would argue that the Cliff's Notes one is a different joke, if I argued about jokes on the internet)

right. otherwise it would be down. That's how you know if the seal is broken.

NeoGAF board member OTM: This comic might be terrible but all the people who are trying to troll it by saying it's "unclear" are reaching.

Huh. OK, I concede everything. Funniness of joke is RESTORED@!!!!!!

(I am going to go look at a jelly jar later.)

it's just as humid inside my apartment as it is outside. i want to die.

dude, i know how you feel. I have a relatively shady and cool apartment, but this humidity renders that particular feature null and void. Nothing to do but sit in front of a fan until time for bed, when I will retreat to the mercy of my air-conditioned bedroom.

it's the opposite of winter in every possible way. In winter, my hands shrivel and my lips crack my apartment is so dry.

Last summer my place was pretty much unlivible on 90+ days except with a fan directly on me, but earlier this summer our landlord let us know that in fact we have central air and that he just needed to throw a few switches...

Dan: and it's him bouncing up and down, nude, making his balls flap back and forth and hit him in the stomach and ass

goddamn you

haha...?

wtf

Jesse: it sounds like something i might think to do

haha?

i have to go to work now. have fun kids!

those are big floppy balls

Jesse, our gchat conversations are copyrighted material from now on. That is a very, very, VERY out of context quote that I can and will not even begin to explain right now.

That is a very, very, VERY out of context quote

so you weren't talking about some dude making his balls flap back and forth and hit him in the stomach and ass? Was it metaphorical?

ok fine

me: 4:08 PM did I tell you what he did when we went to the UP?
we stayed in a hotel room because I blew up my car
jesse: no
me: so in the morning we're showering and stuff, and I come out of the bathroom to this "clop clop clop clop" noise
jesse: um
me: and it's him bouncing up and down, nude, making his balls flap back and forth and hit him in the stomach and ass
4:09 PM not masturbating, not even touching himself, just making a stupid noise with his junk
jesse: standing?
haha
LOL
me: yeah
jesse: haha
i'm loling
me: he might have been jumping on the bed, I can't recall
jesse: i can't stop laughting out loud
in argo tea
me: because it's fucking hilarious
jesse: i know
me: and you didn't have to put it on ILX
this means war
jesse: haha
it's completely out of context
which makes it safe for you
and funny for me
4:12 PM me: SAFE FOR ME?
goddamn it
jesse: who will know
ok
me: great, amanda thinks I'm a crepe now
jesse: ta ta
me: you better straighten this out

Now that I am officially MR. TMI, I have to get some work done.

haha you and your friends are gross and flappy and easily amused

;)

Maybe the guy has spent so much time running from icy lakes to saunas that he behaves the same way in room temperature when he's on vacation.

that's not tmi, dan, that's just hilarious. You'll know it's tmi when the post ends something like this:

-- kenan, Monday, August 6, 2007 4:15 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolz

i just soaked my head with the hose attachment on my kitchen sink. hasn't done much for the humidity problem but at least the heat isn't bothering me so much. plus the water rolling down my back is no longer sweat.

Try the old ice bath, maybe? Coldest possible water in the tub plus every tray of ice cubes from the freezer plus a novel and a beer...?

Catch a Western bus and take a ride to 79th and back. Make sure it's a nice one and has working AC.

ok, who's got a tub i can use?

dan, i've taken trips on the cta before just to keep cool. it's not so much fun during rush hour.

ice bath sounds like emergency treatment for burn victims. Cold shower should do.

you don't put ice on burns, ice will restrict the flow of blood to the affected area. you should use cold, sterile compresses.

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kevin otm

if i have three dollars and half a pack of cigarettes i'm going to walk down to tuman's for $1.50 domestic bottles.

i have learned something useful from this pwnage

???

I'm looking for a used high-quality tambourine. Something with history, family, travels would be nice. I'm willing to pay top-dollar.

Location: Madison-East
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four dollars and three cigarettes, close enough for me. i'll be sitting in the air conditioned glory of tuman's a.a.c. for the monday night specials.

Better drink slow!

i just went outside for the first time in about 4 hours, it feels about 15 degrees cooler out there than in here.