Polar Vortex 2014

I don't have gloves so I put a sock on my hand to use the gas pump.

"gas pump"

yeah, UT blew it too. didn't send notification that opening was delayed until noon until 8:15. we decided to compromise by working until noon and then going home.

-11 here, -30 or something windchill, nbd. schools closed but not work, of course.

i work at a school, but haven't heard any news of closing.

so is NYC and New England going to get 12+ inches next Sun/Mon, Y or N?

Cuomo: DIRE NY SALT SHORTAGE

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/weather/stories/Winter-Weather-Snow-Ice-Forecast-Wednesday-New-York--243634611.html

I received a package yesterday, and the usual small-talk with the delivery guy about the weather took a strange turn when he told me that the weather we've been having lately is caused by something called "HAARP". "H. A. A. R. P. Look it up.", he said and gave me a meaningful look. So I did, expecting some kind of meteorological acronym. Not the case.

i work at a school, but haven't heard any news of closing.

― clouds, Tuesday, January 28, 2014 9:28 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

my school sent out a crabby pass-agg email about how we were never going to close.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program

This part is great:

Former Governor of Minnesota and noted conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura questioned whether the government is using the site to manipulate the weather or to bombard people with mind-controlling radio waves. An Air Force spokeswoman said Ventura made an official request to visit the research station but was rejected-"he and his crew showed up at HAARP anyway and were denied access".[25]

oh shit my macos dashboard thermometer says the temperature for -today only- is

NaNº

what does that even mean what is going to happen am i safe inside

oh sweet the temperature is not a number

now truly a polar vortex

feel like they're just gonna start calling winter polar vortex now, guess im down w/ that

people will stop asking "how's the weather?" and start asking "which vortex is it?"

solar vortex is my least favorite season

♫ walking in a polar vortex wonderland ♫

the polar vortex olympics

"ricky just did a SICK indy nosebone off of the vortex! 10s across the board! do the DEW! check out this single from NANNYFINGER!"

lmao

here in austin we are getting an unprecedented third day of weather-related university shutdown. only a two-hour delay today, but there's freezing rain in the forecast tonight and early tomorrow morning. I am still enjoying the ride but a lot of people are starting to get really annoyed.

I'm definitely tending more towards annoyed. My son's school gets cancelled for negligible weather and then I get to listen to him complain all day because he's bored. Meanwhile, work never gets cancelled for me because of the magic of telecommuting.

yeah, most of our faculty have kids and/or ongoing research and have to come in regardless, it probably grates when staff is sitting around rejoicing about the chance for more snow days, but hey, we wanna not go to work and still get paid.

all things considered, I'd guess that faculty have it better than staff

though it definitely depends on the staff position. some staff positions in engineering are pretty awesome!

true, they do, but shutdowns fuck up their schedules way more than ours. xp

and yeah, my position in engineering would pay 50% more, but then I couldn't wear pajamas to work anymore.

nice. you at UT austin? everybody seems to use Ben Streetman's semiconductor textbook.

anyway, don't know why I'm asking people about work details and posting their possibly former boss' name. nvm, sorry about that.

meanwhile, chances of snow by morning are increasing!

Guessing it's gonna be one more day of working at home with a bored kid

so Austin schools are officially closed tomorrow because.... it's going to be slightly below freezing. I suspect there will be little or probably no precipitation. I don't really understand what's going on at this point.

Portland, OR schools will most definitely be closed tomorrow because things are a huge mess atm with temps tonight dropping in the teens, high winds, about half a foot of snow, and more snow on the way tomorrow.

Q: So how cold was Thursday?

A: The national average temperature of 11 degrees is the coldest of this winter and will likely be the coldest of the season, according to calculations by Weather Bell Analytics meteorologist Ryan Maue. It was computed from temperatures at 7 a.m. EST in the Lower 48 states.

The lowest was minus 34 in Montana and several areas were minus 20, according to the National Weather Service.

Q: Has this been a record winter?

A: No. Given the unusual heat in the West and the cold in the East, they almost balance each other, Masters and Arndt said. So when the final monthly statistics come out, January in the U.S. won't be near record cold.

Nah Moodles, the chances of precipitation in the morning have actually been increasing most of the afternoon/evening. went from negligible to 30%... plus this time the ground will be good and frozen way earlier, unlike last week when it swerved down from 65-70 degrees overnight.

Is it really going to be so bad that they need to shut everything down for the whole day?

haha, probably not, but I wouldn't go out in the morning if it does sleet! so many wrecks last week.

so it seems like the city has decided to use today as an "apology for last week" snow day, since there is no precipitation at all and UT just shut down for the rest of the day and every ISD in Central Texas cancelled last night?

It makes no sense, the weather today and yesterday was just cold. There is no danger driving in cold weather. Buncha fraidy cats.

I can understand playing it safe and delaying start until 10am or noon, but UT deciding to shut down for the rest of the day is a little strange.

-51C (-60F) with the windchill overnight. Welcome to March.

Where you at

the great white north we call it

currently -24, -33 with windchill. falling to -34 prewindchill overnight.

High of -22 today, on Mars: https://twitter.com/MarsWxReport

Low of -84 is less appealing.

But no windchill.

50 degree difference btw yesterday's high and today's

bad winters aren't so bad when they bring you joys like this

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/19hf3v2tdsbw1gif.gif

the general trend has been really cold, followed by a day of warmer (high teens to mid 30s weather) where it snows

over the weekend, I was clearing off my sidewalk post-snow in 0 degree weather. in march.

fuuuuuck yoooou polar vortex

Except that cuts off right before the big reveal that it didn't even knock him over!

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