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― caek, Sunday, 2 February 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link
somewhere in that range. no one ever died wishing theyd been less generous
― max, Sunday, 2 February 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
if ikea is delivering some stuff to my apt do we tip these dudes
― iatee, Friday, 21 March 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link
i always tip furniture delivery people. shit is heavy and also they know where you live and what kind of stuff you have.
― adam, Friday, 21 March 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link
otm (nb im not american even ffs)
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Friday, 21 March 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link
You people are crazy.
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 21 March 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/bodybuildersagainsttipping
http://i.imgur.com/QKYrHLn.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 7 April 2014 14:18 (ten years ago) link
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kill-em-all.jpg
― goole, Monday, 7 April 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
Gotta be satire. https://www.facebook.com/bodybuildersagainsttipping
Awesome night out at Texas Roadhouse..got a great chest pump while eating there, I'll explain.I forgot I was wearing my tank top ( Ha ha jk, but not to show off ) and the girls working were begging to see me in action. I seriously refused until the whole right section of the roadhouse was cheering me on, so had no choice. They had 2 of these huge beer kegs in the back. I'm not an expert on weight but I can guarantee you they were at least 175 pounds, so 400 together. So I'm laying on the broiler and I repped out at least 16 deep presses, while the waitresses are feeling my calves haha gotta love it. I could tell the guy who was my server was pissed and can only imagine his anger when he checked my receipt. Just another night out as a wealthy bodybuilder.#NOTIPS #lightweight #noSPOTnoTIPS
I forgot I was wearing my tank top ( Ha ha jk, but not to show off ) and the girls working were begging to see me in action. I seriously refused until the whole right section of the roadhouse was cheering me on, so had no choice. They had 2 of these huge beer kegs in the back. I'm not an expert on weight but I can guarantee you they were at least 175 pounds, so 400 together. So I'm laying on the broiler and I repped out at least 16 deep presses, while the waitresses are feeling my calves haha gotta love it. I could tell the guy who was my server was pissed and can only imagine his anger when he checked my receipt. Just another night out as a wealthy bodybuilder.
#NOTIPS #lightweight #noSPOTnoTIPS
― pplains, Monday, 7 April 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link
Ahhahaha what the fuuuuuuck!!
Somewhat-unrelated: I just started working as a parking attendant/security guard & already two people have tipped me for MAKING THEM MOVE THEIR CARS--wtf, drunk rich guys!
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Monday, 7 April 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link
One dude was like "hey, good lookin out, somebody might've tried to tow me!" -- I didn't have the heart to tell him that I am the one who calls the tow company in that scenario
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Monday, 7 April 2014 17:42 (ten years ago) link
Haha. Sounds like a promising career in racketeering.
― pplains, Monday, 7 April 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link
I tipped the plumber this weekend, but looked it up online afterwards and learned that you probably don't have to.
― take a piece of mr. baxter's hand (how's life), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link
shoulda been all "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS, I MEAN CALLS"
― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:31 (ten years ago) link
Had to buy a new dishwasher this past weekend. It was delivered and installed today. The delivery arrived separately from the guy who actually hooked up the electrics and plumbing a few hours later. I only had a single $5 bill on hand because I'm a piece of shit. I ended up tipping the installer, because he did more work, but I'm thinking I should have tipped the delivery guys instead, because they probably have a lower base wage.
― petey p. pizzagarten (how's life), Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link
fuck this nonnnsense
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 September 2014 03:20 (ten years ago) link
right, here, so.
tipping doorman twenty bucks is OK y/n?
but thing is its a different doorman to the guy we had all week.
how's that work.
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 September 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
haha I think ilx might not be the right place for that particular question
― iatee, Sunday, 14 September 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
at a hotel?
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Sunday, 14 September 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
assume the new guy thinks you tipped the old guy and and that the old guy thinks you tipped the new guy - do not tip anyone
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 15 September 2014 08:59 (ten years ago) link
Honest question: why are you tipping a doorman?
― Liquid Plejades, Monday, 15 September 2014 09:20 (ten years ago) link
I use to get occasional tips (buck or two) from customers when I worked at a video rental store. Always erased their late fees after that!
― Liquid Plejades, Monday, 15 September 2014 09:22 (ten years ago) link
20 bucks seems steep unless he's coordinating some class-A drug deals or similar
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 September 2014 11:45 (ten years ago) link
Does he *make* doors? That might be worth a little more, too.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 September 2014 12:18 (ten years ago) link
apt block. over the week we got directions,help with facilities, general tips on neighbourhood so yknow we felt guilted into paying him extra for doing his job becos America
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link
oh and eh idk if this complicates things, right, but the guy we ended up tipping was white and the guy who helped us out all week for nothing was black.
maybe I should start a new thread.
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link
Race shouldn't matter
I'd say if you saw the guy who was a big help you could tip him if you liked him
But if it was a guy who you had never seen before I wouldn't have tipped him
― 龜, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link
Maybe there's a doorman's pool, just like how they handle tips at restaurants.
― pplains, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:42 (ten years ago) link
Kinda doubt it, but I don't really know shit about doorpersons. Feel like it would be assumed that a tip was for particular help rendered by that particular individual, kind of like the police informant shoeshine boys of 'every old movie' fame.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
yeah I was probably idealising a little by hoping for a pooled system huh
kinda sucks to be the weekday guy in that case
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 13:53 (ten years ago) link
if you were staying as a short-term guest AirBNB style in a building where people mostly live full-time, and the building is staffed by a doorman, the residents likely tip the doorman during the holidays, and you are under no obligation to tip for your marginal cost to the doorman's labor.
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 15 September 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
ok thks
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link
next q
howd you get a refund form overtipping
Do good work for others until one of them tips you
― 龜, Monday, 15 September 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link
well im shit out of luck i live in civilisation
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 17:34 (ten years ago) link
I am getting married, and I believe that I am supposed to just tip everyone I see that day, including aunts and uncles.
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:00 (ten years ago) link
I believe you've just misread 'tipple'
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:04 (ten years ago) link
tippling opportunities unbridled at this wedding
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
I believe youve misreaded unbrided
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
misreading 'unbridled' for 'unbrided' would be grounds for a terrible fight, I think
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
I believe you've misread 'grounds for divorce'
― 龜, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
i like the new direction of this thread
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
xp if the dj plays 'misread' during dinner, he will get a better tip. if he plays 'grounds for divorce', he will get a different kind of tip, i.e. "hey man, maybe don't play songs with that title at a wedding. or maybe just don't play any wolf parade songs."
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link
but then he'd also get a monetary tip because I don't like confrontation
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:31 (ten years ago) link
http://gawker.com/working-for-tips-is-a-path-to-poverty-1648413053
― A solid little house from the p-funk boys (I am using your worlds), Monday, 20 October 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/AI3DUST.png
― 龜, Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link
bitcoin.txt @bitcoin_txt 3mA tip is the equivalent of an upvote except you get real money.
― lag∞n, Saturday, 20 December 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link
http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/5342bf77ecad04af524063da-720-905/chart-tipping-statistics.png
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-you-should-tip-in-every-situation-2014-4
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 April 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link
should you tip your airbnb hosts?
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 9 April 2015 09:25 (nine years ago) link