Star Wars 7 shit talk

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ep v - remember going to this in the theaters with a family friend and having it be the most important experience of my life

o hello, are you me?

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

ep iii - never saw it, am okay with this

― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, February 26, 2014 3:31 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only one of 1-3 worth watching

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

Maybe don't bother with 2 even.

xposts

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

xp i dunno man, i think i'm gonna be okay going down that lonesome road without it

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link

It has a sense that there is important stuff at stake which obviously sets it head and shoulders over the other two dramatically. Still populated with cardboard characters delivering awful dialogue though.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link

agree that 3 is the only partial keeper of the new batch

with tracer on the ideal viewing order

thuggish ruggish brony (contenderizer), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

best order: 4, 5, 6. If the kids want to see the prequels they can buy 'em themselves.

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

I hope they have murderbears in #7:

http://ewoksaremurderbears.tumblr.com/

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

i don't give a shit if darth's helmet looks shinier or whatever the fuck

haha, if only it was this.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link

he really looks like a drawing.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link

3 is the best of the prequels but 2 has some surprisingly solid moments, all of them involving obi-wan when he's on his own. but the worst parts of that film are the worst parts of the entire series.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:18 (ten years ago) link

this is like picking sweet corn nibs out of vomit.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it

faith driven consumer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link

i meant in a good way.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link

The Red Letter take down of the prequels lack of solid characterization - the inability to describe a character without simply describing the person playing him - was totally on the money and remains why the movies play like utter nothing, or why even in terms of plot the first of the prequels can be ignored entirely. It's just people doing things.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

people sitting and talking in the massive yet empty living rooms of the future

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link

A long time ago a living room door far, far away.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

if Adam Driver takes this role my desire to flip him to the path of the inverts will decrease by approximately 77%

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link

For my son, we watched 4-6, then it wasn't in my plans to show him the prequels at all, but my wife bought them for him because he was so into it. No idea how my daughter's gonna get into this whole mess.

― how's life, Tuesday, February 25, 2014 6:06 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The answer to this is officially http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_The_Clone_Wars_%28film%29

how's life, Friday, 14 March 2014 22:54 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

While Disney chairman Alan Horn remained mostly tight lipped during an interview at the Loyola Marymount School of Film and Television in Los Angeles, he did let it slip that “Star Wars Episode VII” has already begun shooting and has much of its cast.

“We have a lot of them, it’s not completely done yet,” Horn responded when asked about casting, noting it as the most difficult part of putting the highly anticipated film together.

As J.J. Abrams prefers to keep details under wraps for most of his films, Horn declined to reveal any names. Variety, however, learned in February that “Girls” actor Adam Driver is in talks to play the villain. Actors being considered for the lead role include Ed Speleers, John Boyega, Jesse Plemons, Matthew James Thomas and Ray Fisher.

“We’re actually shooting some of it now,” Horn said, despite previous comments that filming would start next month. The chairman could have been referring to getting B-roll and location shots without having the cast on set, but he didn’t divulge any information beyond that.

The script, co-written by Lawrence Kasdan and Abrams after an early draft by “Toy Story 3″ scribe Michael Arndt, was also a challenge, according to Horn. On all other details, though, Horn channeled his inner Yoda to advise those awaiting more news: “Patience, you must have.”

“Star Wars: Episode VII” is produced by Abrams, his Bad Robot partner Bryan Burk and Lucasfilm head Kathleen Kennedy. It’s set to hit theaters Dec. 18, 2015.

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Sunday, 6 April 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

adam driver's career path is confusing as hell

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 April 2014 23:52 (ten years ago) link

Jesse Plemons? TODD?!?

plemons would be perfect for this

balls, Monday, 7 April 2014 02:22 (ten years ago) link

If they do cast Plemons and Driver this will definitely be up there as the ugliest SW cast ever.

That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 7 April 2014 02:40 (ten years ago) link

The script, co-written by Lawrence Kasdan and Abrams after an early draft by “Toy Story 3″ scribe Michael Arndt..

come on that sounds pretty good on paper.

piscesx, Monday, 7 April 2014 08:07 (ten years ago) link

Jesse Plemons? TODD?!?LANDRY?!?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 08:57 (ten years ago) link

I thought you all mean Todd off Community. That's a weird lookin motherfucker.

there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Monday, 7 April 2014 09:09 (ten years ago) link

They should cast the whole movie with Friday Night Lights alumni. Matt Saracen as the callow Jedi apprentice. Tim Riggins as the roguish Han Solo type. Buddy Garrity as Jabba the Hutt.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:09 (ten years ago) link

plemons would be perfect for this

― balls, Sunday, April 6, 2014 9:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i think it'd be pretty good. also, "ugliest SW cast ever" is a good thing, imo.

gbx, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:28 (ten years ago) link

I hope they have a kick-ass lady Jedi in this.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 7 April 2014 10:36 (ten years ago) link

There's only one female Jedi in all the six films, and you basically just see her get shot in the back by stormtroopers.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 7 April 2014 10:37 (ten years ago) link

why does ladies never want to jedi?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:59 (ten years ago) link

Funny, I'm not even close to being a trekkie and I remember at least 5 (albeit in appallingly small roles)

tsrobodo, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:24 (ten years ago) link

I didn't know Star Trek had Jedis too!

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:26 (ten years ago) link

Realdoll: Yoda Edition

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:55 (ten years ago) link

lol

tsrobodo, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:06 (ten years ago) link

Oops stand corrected. But none of them have any actual lines or anything right?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 7 April 2014 12:13 (ten years ago) link

I don't recall, but I don't think so. They're all pretty major characters in the Expanded Universe stuff. The first two, particularly, have gigantic story arcs in the Clone Wars cartoon series.

There's also this one, who had a death scene filmed two different ways, and both ended up on the cutting room floor, for Episode III.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l-44bYXlxE

(In the other version Anakin kills her during his raid on the Jedi temple.]

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 7 April 2014 12:19 (ten years ago) link

what the fuck is that yoda with a wig

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link

the Star Wars wiki never fails to perplex and horrify

Yaddle, also known as "The One Below", was a renowned Jedi Master, who went on to serve the Jedi High Council for over a century before her death in 26 BBY during a peacekeeping mission to Mawan. A member of the same species as fellow Councilor Yoda, but about half his age, Yaddle trained dozens of Padawans in her time as a Jedi Master, including Oppo Rancisis, who would later join Yaddle on the Jedi Council, and the brash and overconfident Empatojayos Brand. After completing Brand's training, Yaddle did not take another apprentice, as she was almost five hundred years old when Brand passed the Jedi Trials for Knighthood.

Number None, Monday, 7 April 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

the brash and overconfident Empatojayos Brand

Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link

can seriously never tell when people are just making this shit up

Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link

"Yaddi, The One Below" is Andre 3K's new mixtape

I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link

Femal Jedi having an actual role is a good idea

CGI Yoda is teh worst idea

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

is the idea that all those little yoda species things have names that start with a y and end in a vowel? this is a YHWH thing isn't it.

I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

countdown to YOLO joke

Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 April 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link

Father Yod(a) and the Force Family

Assholes on Boats: A Billy Zane Retrospective (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 03:04 (ten years ago) link


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