Real England

tend to take a dim view of prosecuting these subnormal types for terrorist conspiracies

yeah even associating this kind of thing with "terrorism" is a standing argument for reviewing anti-terrorism law

Piggins makes me glad that Facebook had not penetrated so far into Real England when I was teen psycho

I mean I wasn't actually stock-piling weapons but people thought I was which in Real England is maybe sufficient for a Piggins

On Radio 2 today someone wrote in saying they used to think their dad's music was crap and now they listened to Radio 2 all the time and that listener received a badge

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In July 2013 the island received some notoriety for an attack on a tour bus of Jewish boys by local youths who shouted epithets, and threw stones and eggs, telling the boys to "go back to where you came from!"[

ILXcursion to Sheppey, stat

i'm in

cardamon that sort of thing is fairly common, I remember one of my best mates' little brother trying to make a bomb w/ his pal in a cellar cos they were too into fight club, but iirc they were too shit at chemistry to come up w/ much. he was also an accomplished tuba player

Our school pyromaniac is now a pro cellist.

i tried mixing up some TNT with acid i pinched from the chemistry lab, used to do some good magnesium ribbon shows at playtime too

and fantasising about tommy-gunning down your entire school

as others have said - weapons charges fine, but come the fuck on, this is not terrorism.

someone at my school got suspended for blowing up a tree on the cross country route.

pro-style tip - start sentences in the middle of nowhere with "and".

Stockwell fire blamed on bird carrying lit cigarette
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-26464789

Richard Scroggs, who runs The Old Post Office Bakery in Landor Road, remarked: "It's crazy isn't it?

"Smokers. What can you say? I'm glad I gave up."

Bonus real points for having an excellent surname.

he was also an accomplished tuba player

there's your launch system right there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdxzxXVS9WU

THERE'S A FACKING PURPLE TINGE

meanwhile BBC Fucking Breakfast has just discovered Minecraft videos

it's Levellin' Friday here in the boggy field that is AngloILX

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/06/teenager-suffers-three-heart-attacks-after-drinking-ten-jagerbombs-in-two-hours-4449369/

a colleague just found a pair of Maltesers knickers in a bag of old clothes, nearly fainted from the wave of realness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xit0PLxng-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNvTtvzM8g

this doesn't feel so many steps from crossbows

that seems v uncharitable! this veitch guy seems familiar

misanthropic look-at-me-me-me cunt with possible ARMCHAIR PSYCHIATRIC DIAGNOSE REMOVED

attention-seeking & into that paranoid strand of anarchism but he's interested in people & genial, even w/ the police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6A_Yjc_P0

INDIGENE

When people truly realise their own wonder and excellence, the forces of fascism, control, corruption, and hysteria start to fade. Until then, people are a bovine and reactionary bunch. Here at Indigene we are working on getting people to "get it"

crying laughing at that ice cream van video, superbly baffling

prick from lonely crazy human club video spends the bulk of that video chatting outside my home where i am right now, eerie stumbling across that here

*chatting shit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BihRaynCcAADpVG.jpg

predictive search results for '(county) is '

all the results for 'County Durham is ghetto' seem to be about Durham in North Carolina. predictive search gives me 'county durham in ireland'.

'Somerset is in what county' adoy

'Berkshire is Undervalued' seems to be referring to stock in Berkshire Hathaway, disappointingly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs

East Riding of Yorkshire is the best, natch

'Northumberland is Missing' is apparently and episode of Theodore Tugboat?
retweets are not endorsements re, the essex video, btw

mary berry is real england and so is her garden

http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe2.jpg

http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe4.jpg

http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe5.jpg

I'm in Surrey, and Google search says 'Surrey is boring' - and I can't really argue.

I don't really know where to put this, it was here or the Sleaford Mods thread, ha.

http://www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/youthzone/antisocial

you're antisocial if you find yourself on a warm March afternoon hooning full beer cans from the sixth storey at passers-by, including a 7 year-old boy, and also including ILX poster 'imago'. never called the police before, hope they get sorted propah

If you want to steer clear of trouble, remember there are rules that say what you can do and where you can go.

These rules are called 'laws' and are there to keep you safe.

By understanding what you can and can't do, you'll know whether you or your friends are being antisocial.

Antisocial means what you are doing is upsetting somebody else.

Hanging around - Some people don't like children playing, standing in groups or sitting outside their houses. Often if they don't know who you are they will think you're up to no good and may report you to the police. Choose a better place to be with your friends such as at a park, at an organsied activity or at one of your own houses.

I definitely remember the 'no hanging around' law coming into force. Ah, glory days.

fucksake

it's not a million miles away from being clear & useful advice, but strays the wrong side of condescending pedantry with no moral case beyond 'we are the law, you're vermin'

Print off your very own colouring in picture to remind you of the antisocial rules. Be creative and have fun!

could easily be a thread for the bullshit adults say to children while giddy with getting to (try to) exert some (possibly imagined) authority

you're antisocial if you find yourself on a warm March afternoon hooning full beer cans from the sixth storey at passers-by

christ who has the money to throw full beer cans away? some high-rolling antisocial behaviour imo

i don't know where the verb 'to hoon' comes from, but i like to think it's in tribute to the man who said this:

Shortly after the US/UK led invasion of Iraq began in 2003, following an admission by the Ministry of Defence that Britain had dropped 50 airborne cluster bombs in the south of Iraq and left behind up to 800 unexploded bomblets, it was put to Hoon in a Radio 4 interview that an Iraqi mother of a child killed by these cluster bombs would not thank the British army. He replied "One day they might."

just remembered this is a thing which actually happened to me in my life. so unreal it's gone full circle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjL5EqnjwBQ&

JUMPING IN THE HOUSE OF GOD JUMP UP JUMPING IN THE HOUSE JUMPING IN THE HOUSE OF GOD

yessss

Also spotted this in a related video:

http://imgur.com/MBnYwA6

http://i.imgur.com/MBnYwA6.png