Star Wars 7 shit talk

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what the fuck

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 23:41 (ten years ago) link

I know without looking it up that his name is Evan Piell ;_;

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

agree with whoever said just stick the whole friday night lights cast in this

buddy garrity for emperor

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:07 (ten years ago) link

Buddy Garrity as Jabba the Hutt.

― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:09 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:24 (ten years ago) link

yeah that hamill was some kid off the streets, ford was this smartass/badass who kinda thinks acting as a career is a joke, and carrie fisher was this wise beyond her years cynic who'd grown up in hollywood worked really well for star wars (plus you have alec guiness for yr bemused genius, peter cushing as sinister imperialist, and james earl jones providing a disembodied voice that could probably crush you w/o even touching you). thought the rise in quality in terms of professional actors was something that worked against it, by the second one ewan macgregor had kinda figured things out and by the third portman had gotten the hang enough that you could imagine her pulling off mon mothma maybe in jedi. who knows what the characters are actually like but really if you want to replicate what worked and add the humanity the prequels lacked have some dorky earnest innocent to do the bildungsroman and then go lady and the tramp for the other main protagonists.

balls, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

Yoda has no penis

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

Yodan't know that

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

1980-2014, RIP the years in which it never occurred to me to consider whether Yoda has a penis or not. They will be missed.

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link

It's the only thing I ever think about.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link

Up the arse corner I know but that scene says quite a lot about how good the puppetry is in these films (especially compared to the contactless cgi of the prequels). You can believe that the character is physically carrying around a squat, weird living creature on his back in that scene

cardamon, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bibble.org/farscape/characters/rygel/struggle.jpg

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link

1980-2014, RIP the years in which it never occurred to me to consider whether Yoda has a penis or not. They will be missed.

― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, April 10, 2014 9:19 PM (Yesterday)

Biggest lol of the day so far.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:57 (ten years ago) link

For me it was something list 1980-1995, because of a review of a Star Wars videogame that compared the B Wing to Yoda's penis.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link

Mayeb Yoda has some never -before thought of genital - a Forcestick

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

does yoda have a forceskin

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

missed pun opportunity in spaceballs, really.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link

It's not the size of the saber, it's the constant flipping and flipping and flipping.

Assholes on Boats: A Billy Zane Retrospective (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 12 April 2014 01:59 (ten years ago) link

I guess I should work for the onion :(

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 18 April 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link

At-ATs on Tatooine. Spoiler, btw. Although everything about this film will be spoiled by the time it's released.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 18 April 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link

tatooine again? are there no other planets??

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

you would prefer Return to Planet Jar Jar

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

Tatooine acted as a pit stop for pretty much everyone in the original Star Wars, not to mention being Luke's home planet, so would be kind of weird for it not to show up in the sequels. In fact, I'd figure *most* of the feel of the original movies would have to show up in these, as it's only going to be 30-odd years since those events happened. I always thought it was odd that the look/feel of the prequels was so much more modern/cleaned-up compared to the original movies, and one of the big reasons for me to fault them.

Dominique, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

nar shaddaa or no deal imo

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

THE VERTICAL CITY

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF8YPSUBRU

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF8YPSUBRU

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

tatooine again? are there no other planets??

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green)

To be fair it's easily the most culturally well-developed of the SW planets, ie a little bit.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:04 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if Wicket had kids.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

WHat about the planet of those fucking quid -faced dicks - go there for a change Lucas you shitbag

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

squid faced

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

fucking hell, the meticulous backstory of even the most bit player in that goddamn universe
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Quarren

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link

Soon, many Quarren headed off-planet and became business managers and accountants.

so up for a movie focused on depicting this.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

lmao @ "Mon Calamari"

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link

Soon, many Quarren headed off-planet and became business managers and accountants.

so up for a movie focused on depicting this.

this would be the ideal moment for the utility data storyline

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

You mean Gonk?

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

why does she have boobs

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

I'm getting too old for this shit

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

Because female squid totally lactate.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

there is someone out there who wishes they could wife that

Dominique, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

good god

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

Following the Rebel victory at Endor, Ackbar was a signer of the Declaration of a New Republic. He fought numerous campaigns against the Galactic Empire and splinter warlord groups, as well as the Nagai and Tof, and developed cunning military tactics such as the "Ackbar Slash" and "Thrawn Pincer." Given a seat on the Inner Council, Ackbar was named Supreme Commander of the New Republic Defense Force, making him the highest officer in the Republic's military.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link

Star Wars: Legacy was a good series, and much more space-piratey

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 25 April 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link


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