Star Wars 7 shit talk

what the fuck

I know without looking it up that his name is Evan Piell ;_;

http://purefiller.com/wp-content/uploads/adorable.jpg

agree with whoever said just stick the whole friday night lights cast in this

buddy garrity for emperor

Buddy Garrity as Jabba the Hutt.

― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:09 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that hamill was some kid off the streets, ford was this smartass/badass who kinda thinks acting as a career is a joke, and carrie fisher was this wise beyond her years cynic who'd grown up in hollywood worked really well for star wars (plus you have alec guiness for yr bemused genius, peter cushing as sinister imperialist, and james earl jones providing a disembodied voice that could probably crush you w/o even touching you). thought the rise in quality in terms of professional actors was something that worked against it, by the second one ewan macgregor had kinda figured things out and by the third portman had gotten the hang enough that you could imagine her pulling off mon mothma maybe in jedi. who knows what the characters are actually like but really if you want to replicate what worked and add the humanity the prequels lacked have some dorky earnest innocent to do the bildungsroman and then go lady and the tramp for the other main protagonists.

Yoda has no penis

Yodan't know that

1980-2014, RIP the years in which it never occurred to me to consider whether Yoda has a penis or not. They will be missed.

It's the only thing I ever think about.

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Luke-Skywalker.jpg

Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you.

Up the arse corner I know but that scene says quite a lot about how good the puppetry is in these films (especially compared to the contactless cgi of the prequels). You can believe that the character is physically carrying around a squat, weird living creature on his back in that scene

http://www.bibble.org/farscape/characters/rygel/struggle.jpg

1980-2014, RIP the years in which it never occurred to me to consider whether Yoda has a penis or not. They will be missed.

― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, April 10, 2014 9:19 PM (Yesterday)

Biggest lol of the day so far.

For me it was something list 1980-1995, because of a review of a Star Wars videogame that compared the B Wing to Yoda's penis.

Mayeb Yoda has some never -before thought of genital - a Forcestick

http://www.theonion.com/articles/dont-tell-me-youve-never-wondered-what-yodas-penis,10695/

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/0911/chewbaccas-penis-star-wars-chewbacca-demotivational-poster-1258474576.jpg

does yoda have a forceskin

missed pun opportunity in spaceballs, really.

It's not the size of the saber, it's the constant flipping and flipping and flipping.

I guess I should work for the onion :(

At-ATs on Tatooine. Spoiler, btw. Although everything about this film will be spoiled by the time it's released.

tatooine again? are there no other planets??

you would prefer Return to Planet Jar Jar

Tatooine acted as a pit stop for pretty much everyone in the original Star Wars, not to mention being Luke's home planet, so would be kind of weird for it not to show up in the sequels. In fact, I'd figure *most* of the feel of the original movies would have to show up in these, as it's only going to be 30-odd years since those events happened. I always thought it was odd that the look/feel of the prequels was so much more modern/cleaned-up compared to the original movies, and one of the big reasons for me to fault them.

nar shaddaa or no deal imo

THE VERTICAL CITY

nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF8YPSUBRU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF8YPSUBRU

tatooine again? are there no other planets??

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green)

To be fair it's easily the most culturally well-developed of the SW planets, ie a little bit.

I wonder if Wicket had kids.

WHat about the planet of those fucking quid -faced dicks - go there for a change Lucas you shitbag

squid faced

fucking hell, the meticulous backstory of even the most bit player in that goddamn universe
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Quarren

Soon, many Quarren headed off-planet and became business managers and accountants.

so up for a movie focused on depicting this.

lmao @ "Mon Calamari"

Soon, many Quarren headed off-planet and became business managers and accountants.

so up for a movie focused on depicting this.

this would be the ideal moment for the utility data storyline

can't we know more about Power Bot?

http://www.urban-collector.com/star-wars-kenner-power-droid-jumbo-action-figure-nov121786.html?kw=star-wars-kenner-power-droid-jumbo-action-figure-nov121786&cmp=bs

You mean Gonk?

It's a trap!

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081105205051/starwars/images/7/77/Mon_Calamari_NEGAS.jpg

why does she have boobs

I'm getting too old for this shit

Because female squid totally lactate.

there is someone out there who wishes they could wife that

good god

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsh19m7lY1qh59n0o1_500.gif

Following the Rebel victory at Endor, Ackbar was a signer of the Declaration of a New Republic. He fought numerous campaigns against the Galactic Empire and splinter warlord groups, as well as the Nagai and Tof, and developed cunning military tactics such as the "Ackbar Slash" and "Thrawn Pincer." Given a seat on the Inner Council, Ackbar was named Supreme Commander of the New Republic Defense Force, making him the highest officer in the Republic's military.

Star Wars: Legacy was a good series, and much more space-piratey