Star Wars 7 shit talk

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It's the only thing I ever think about.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link

Up the arse corner I know but that scene says quite a lot about how good the puppetry is in these films (especially compared to the contactless cgi of the prequels). You can believe that the character is physically carrying around a squat, weird living creature on his back in that scene

cardamon, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bibble.org/farscape/characters/rygel/struggle.jpg

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link

1980-2014, RIP the years in which it never occurred to me to consider whether Yoda has a penis or not. They will be missed.

― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, April 10, 2014 9:19 PM (Yesterday)

Biggest lol of the day so far.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:57 (ten years ago) link

For me it was something list 1980-1995, because of a review of a Star Wars videogame that compared the B Wing to Yoda's penis.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link

Mayeb Yoda has some never -before thought of genital - a Forcestick

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

does yoda have a forceskin

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

missed pun opportunity in spaceballs, really.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link

It's not the size of the saber, it's the constant flipping and flipping and flipping.

Assholes on Boats: A Billy Zane Retrospective (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 12 April 2014 01:59 (ten years ago) link

I guess I should work for the onion :(

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 18 April 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link

At-ATs on Tatooine. Spoiler, btw. Although everything about this film will be spoiled by the time it's released.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 18 April 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link

tatooine again? are there no other planets??

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

you would prefer Return to Planet Jar Jar

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

Tatooine acted as a pit stop for pretty much everyone in the original Star Wars, not to mention being Luke's home planet, so would be kind of weird for it not to show up in the sequels. In fact, I'd figure *most* of the feel of the original movies would have to show up in these, as it's only going to be 30-odd years since those events happened. I always thought it was odd that the look/feel of the prequels was so much more modern/cleaned-up compared to the original movies, and one of the big reasons for me to fault them.

Dominique, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

nar shaddaa or no deal imo

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

THE VERTICAL CITY

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF8YPSUBRU

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF8YPSUBRU

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

tatooine again? are there no other planets??

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green)

To be fair it's easily the most culturally well-developed of the SW planets, ie a little bit.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:04 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if Wicket had kids.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

WHat about the planet of those fucking quid -faced dicks - go there for a change Lucas you shitbag

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

squid faced

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

fucking hell, the meticulous backstory of even the most bit player in that goddamn universe
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Quarren

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link

Soon, many Quarren headed off-planet and became business managers and accountants.

so up for a movie focused on depicting this.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

lmao @ "Mon Calamari"

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link

Soon, many Quarren headed off-planet and became business managers and accountants.

so up for a movie focused on depicting this.

this would be the ideal moment for the utility data storyline

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

You mean Gonk?

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

why does she have boobs

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

I'm getting too old for this shit

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

Because female squid totally lactate.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

there is someone out there who wishes they could wife that

Dominique, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

good god

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

Following the Rebel victory at Endor, Ackbar was a signer of the Declaration of a New Republic. He fought numerous campaigns against the Galactic Empire and splinter warlord groups, as well as the Nagai and Tof, and developed cunning military tactics such as the "Ackbar Slash" and "Thrawn Pincer." Given a seat on the Inner Council, Ackbar was named Supreme Commander of the New Republic Defense Force, making him the highest officer in the Republic's military.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link

Star Wars: Legacy was a good series, and much more space-piratey

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 25 April 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link

Ackbar Slash

DNW

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 25 April 2014 06:44 (ten years ago) link

"It's a fap!"

EZ Snappin, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

fucking hell, the meticulous backstory of even the most bit player in that goddamn universe
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Quarren

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 24, 2014 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jesus wept

online hardman, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6J5EqFXErE
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lapti_Nek

"We had a song, which will probably be changed because it was a little bit disco and I can't stand disco. I think it's awful and George isn't wild about it either."―Richard Marquand on "Lapti Nek"

"Lapti Nek" was composed by John Williams's son, Joseph.

"Lapti Nek" was replaced with "Jedi Rocks" in the 1997 Special Edition and subsequent releases of Return of the Jedi.

The lyrics translate into Galactic Basic Standard as follows:
Feel my body growing
My bones have started glowing, ooh
Wow!
The time has come for showing
That I'll shape you up and work you out
My body feels excitin'
My soul is synthesizin'
My whole frame is jumpin'
I'm workin' out and havin' fun

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

nephew was watching ROTJ at the weekend and I genuinely think getting rid of Lap Ti Nek (and replacing it with what they replaced it with) might be the single worst alteration of the Special Editions.

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

It is terrible and so is replacing the Ewok song with some kind of Peruvian pan flute jam

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

I thought those had been changed, wasn't actually sure til now

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

jizz-wail

crunchy righteous rojo rings (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link


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