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Guy's Cheesecake Challenge $12
A huge mountain of cheesecake topped with potato chips, pretzels + hot fudge.

AKA "a piece of cheesecake Guy dropped on his couch"

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

Toga not included.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

this is the greatest thing I've read today

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:37 (ten years ago) link

What you don't see is the behind the scenes sweatshop, with trafficking victims loading shovelfuls of salads into giant croutons, tattooing turkey burgers, making vats of Guy's blue-sabi sauce (the less you know about the better). The overseer calls himself the Mayor of Flavortown. On first offense, workers are punished by being made to wear the crown of prosciutto-wrapped provolone. Second offense and it's into the donkey sauce.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:37 (ten years ago) link

basically any Guy Fieri menu is a tour of Guy Fieri's sofa.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link

Order 'em in the city they were born!

glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:42 (ten years ago) link

These wings are certainly not for the faint of heart & should probably be illegal.

glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:44 (ten years ago) link

Worth posting this once more:

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/guy.jpg

schwantz, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link

From http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

schwantz, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link

ahahaha I forgot about that

dan m, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link

$2 to the ILMer who can survive the Captain Beefheart.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link

Two drumsticks of fried mortadella to go with the beef heart so that "you can rock out American style" thanks Guy! You're sweet.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:47 (ten years ago) link

can't wait til Guy starts incorporating Palcohol into his recipes

Number None, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link

hahaha schwantz, someone just linked that to me on Facebook

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:02 (ten years ago) link

I would pay to see a Faust-style tragic play about Guy Fieri

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link

Called "The Mayor of Flavortown"

carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

Soundtrack by Smashmouth.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

"Master and the Chillin' Like A Villain Margarita"

schwantz, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link

Forget Schwantz... it's Flavortown

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

don't see why we can't compose it right here, looks like we already have a pretty good start

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

under no circumstances am i gising "meat blanket"

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link

that one sandwich is just a pastrami sandwich with a hamburger and onion straws stuck on it

a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link

Half of Guy's dishes are describable as "_____ with a hamburger and onion straws stuck on it"

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:14 (ten years ago) link

half of Guy's reviews on OKCupid are describable as "_____ with a hamburger and onion straws stuck on it"

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link

nobody's pointed out the top of the menu - A REAL HUMAN BEING - AND A REAL HERO

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link

always die when i open this thread and see "raw fish and seaweed"

een, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link

Ain't Nothing Butta Chicken Wing...

All our wings are trimmed into "lollipops" so they're super easy to eat, then we brine & roast each one before frying & tossing in one of our off-da-hook wing sauces.

????? any pics of this

slam dunk, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:32 (ten years ago) link

i've seen this before and all i gotta say is:
if you can't handle a wing in its natural state, you don't deserve a wing at all.

ian, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:32 (ten years ago) link

http://www.babsprojects.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lolypops1.jpg

ian, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

wtf there's perfectly good meat down near where you hold it!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link

Chicken lollipops are great fuiud

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:39 (ten years ago) link

I was shocked recently to see that one of the headline features on Yahoo was an instructional video on how to eat a chicken wing. The US educational system is a shambles. These lollipops are just the next step toward our ultimate destruction.

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:43 (ten years ago) link

It's an Indian-Chinese fast food dish, not surprised Guy is pillaging ethnic cuisines for inspiration ; )

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:44 (ten years ago) link

i mean i'm sure the lollipops are good. wings are good. i'm a pretty ugly american but shaving off 75 percent of your food and throwing it in the trash so you don't have to use a napkin is pretty disgusting imo.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:50 (ten years ago) link

Well in an Indian Chinese restaurant I guarantee you the trimmed off meat is going in a stir fry

I assume in Guy Fieri's restaurant that meat is being liquified for injecting into a cocktail

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link

lol

glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

there is no meat-shaving involved. wings are just severed at the joint, de-skinned and flipped inside out.

r. bean (soda), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link

Damn that sounds great. I want one right now

, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:08 (ten years ago) link

i'm not eating anything described as "gnarly"

brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:14 (ten years ago) link

ah ok. well shit i want to pop some 'pops then

slam dunk, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:39 (ten years ago) link

My kind of popage.

nickn, Thursday, 24 April 2014 07:13 (ten years ago) link

my friend was saying the lollipop chicken wing thing exists in the world of jacques pepin and company

not sure making all your wings into lollipop variety is cool

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 24 April 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

yeah the lollipop thing is def from haute cuisine

gbx, Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link

lamb lollipops are what's up.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

From The AV Club's "What's On TV This Week" column:

Diners, Drive-Ins, And Dives (Food Network, 10 p.m., Friday): “MEATBALL! LOLLIPOPS!” screamed the hideous beast Fieri outside of Mama Giada’s Meatball Emporium, your place for meatballs on the Lower East Side. “Batten down the door!” said Tony, a server on his first shift. But it was too late. Guy Fieri had read the title of this week’s episode, “From Meatballs To Lollipops,” and had spun into a frothing rage of hunger. His claws scratched at the door as the Fieri beast threw himself over and over again at it. Tony winced, trying in vain to hold it closed. He was a 25-year-old power lifter pursuing his MBA at City College, but he was no match for the Fieri’s rapacious appetite. “MEATBALL LOLLIPOPS!” Fieri roared, finally battering the door in and scrabbling into the restaurant. “WITH DELICIOUS SAAAAUCE!” Tony died of his injuries.

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 25 April 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnCe2LdCUAAkMQA.jpg

dan m, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

larry king or zombie al davis?

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Instead of sitting flat — commonsense, quotidian, even jejune — the cheesecake is set on its edge like a wheel... I imagined Guy Fieri straddling that ragged crescent cake-moon like a motorcycle, riding into a cold and inscrutable universe, crying for an answer, a connection, somebody, anybody, with his painted flames and chocolate-sauced potato chips, his pepperoni armor and outsized burgers: Is anybody out there? I've got cheesecaaaaake!Is it a "challenge" because it's tough 

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 June 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link

The offending cheesecake in question
http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/guyfieriwouldyoueatit.jpg

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 June 2014 02:13 (ten years ago) link

gross

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 June 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link


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