Star Wars 7 shit talk

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THE VERTICAL CITY

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF8YPSUBRU

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF8YPSUBRU

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

tatooine again? are there no other planets??

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green)

To be fair it's easily the most culturally well-developed of the SW planets, ie a little bit.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:04 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if Wicket had kids.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

WHat about the planet of those fucking quid -faced dicks - go there for a change Lucas you shitbag

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

squid faced

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

fucking hell, the meticulous backstory of even the most bit player in that goddamn universe
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Quarren

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link

Soon, many Quarren headed off-planet and became business managers and accountants.

so up for a movie focused on depicting this.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

lmao @ "Mon Calamari"

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link

Soon, many Quarren headed off-planet and became business managers and accountants.

so up for a movie focused on depicting this.

this would be the ideal moment for the utility data storyline

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

You mean Gonk?

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

why does she have boobs

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

I'm getting too old for this shit

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

Because female squid totally lactate.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

there is someone out there who wishes they could wife that

Dominique, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

good god

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

Following the Rebel victory at Endor, Ackbar was a signer of the Declaration of a New Republic. He fought numerous campaigns against the Galactic Empire and splinter warlord groups, as well as the Nagai and Tof, and developed cunning military tactics such as the "Ackbar Slash" and "Thrawn Pincer." Given a seat on the Inner Council, Ackbar was named Supreme Commander of the New Republic Defense Force, making him the highest officer in the Republic's military.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link

Star Wars: Legacy was a good series, and much more space-piratey

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 25 April 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link

Ackbar Slash

DNW

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 25 April 2014 06:44 (ten years ago) link

"It's a fap!"

EZ Snappin, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

fucking hell, the meticulous backstory of even the most bit player in that goddamn universe
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Quarren

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 24, 2014 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jesus wept

online hardman, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6J5EqFXErE
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lapti_Nek

"We had a song, which will probably be changed because it was a little bit disco and I can't stand disco. I think it's awful and George isn't wild about it either."―Richard Marquand on "Lapti Nek"

"Lapti Nek" was composed by John Williams's son, Joseph.

"Lapti Nek" was replaced with "Jedi Rocks" in the 1997 Special Edition and subsequent releases of Return of the Jedi.

The lyrics translate into Galactic Basic Standard as follows:
Feel my body growing
My bones have started glowing, ooh
Wow!
The time has come for showing
That I'll shape you up and work you out
My body feels excitin'
My soul is synthesizin'
My whole frame is jumpin'
I'm workin' out and havin' fun

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

nephew was watching ROTJ at the weekend and I genuinely think getting rid of Lap Ti Nek (and replacing it with what they replaced it with) might be the single worst alteration of the Special Editions.

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

It is terrible and so is replacing the Ewok song with some kind of Peruvian pan flute jam

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

I thought those had been changed, wasn't actually sure til now

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

jizz-wail

crunchy righteous rojo rings (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link

Glitz was a progressive off-shoot genre of jizz. It was not to be confused with gliz.

L. Ron and Wine (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 April 2014 08:05 (ten years ago) link

Jizz instruments

Bass Viol
Bandfill
Clak Beepbox
Dorenian Beshniquel
Fanfar
Gasan string drum
Jizz
Jizz-box
Kloo horn
Mood synthesizer
Nalargon
Ommni box
Peel rod
Ploong sounder
Slitherhorn (traz)

^^^ poll

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 April 2014 08:18 (ten years ago) link

Ackbar Slash

DNW

― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Thursday, April 24, 2014 11:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It's a fap!"

― EZ Snappin, Friday, April 25, 2014 6:00 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 April 2014 08:30 (ten years ago) link

Site's slammed but

http://starwars.com/news/star-wars-episode-7-cast-announced.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link

Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link

Max von Sydow's alive???

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link

Max von Sydow?? AWESOME

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:00 (ten years ago) link

Awesome picture.

schwantz, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

The idea of contemporary Ford & Fisher slurring 'banter' back and forth makes me naseous

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

Kinda hope he just plays Ming and blows up everyone.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

Low-key as fuck. This is looking promising.

how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

i think jj abrams is mostly terrible but i'm looking forward to it nonetheless, at this point. also since the only role in which ford has shown a pulse in recent years was indiana jones (despite the movie being terrible), i'm thinking he'll have good times with the role. mostly looking forward to hamill though.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

no jesse plemons :(

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:04 (ten years ago) link

oscar isaac <3 <3 <3 weeeeeeeeeeeee v exciting

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link

suckers

lol get 'em shakes

goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link

seriously you guys never learn

"thank you sir may I have another!" etc

shut the fuck up dude

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link


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