mark hamill spilled something all over himself didn't he
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)
odd, dude on the left facing camera looks like hamill a bit too
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)
would be dope if all episode 7 trailers/promo materials were in full color then the whole film is in black and white
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)
who are those geezers in the chairs *behind* the readthrough?
the sons and daughters of some very well-connected people
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)
nevermind wrong guy
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)
Gleeson's probably a Skywalker.
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)
http://vimeo.com/68410539
― goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)
this will of course be "better" than the prequels but since it won't be the totally uncompromised auteurist daydreams of a stunted hack with infinite money it will just be meaningless candy instead of one of the most singular cinematic artifacts ever. fuck competence imo
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 12:49 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cool i didn't know camille paglia posted here
― goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)
strange they didn't cast all three John Glenn Singers, but I guess Timbo is too Hayden Christensen.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)
another thing this movie won't be as good as is madonna
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)
guys... what if this is really goodwhat do we do then
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)
is that a Fanboys quote? God, that movie
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)
Man I don't know what to call it, but it is really something that Morbs has seen Fanboys and I never have.
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:20 (eleven years ago)
Spoiler alert: It was terrible.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)
I 'had to' review it. It does have one great H Ford joke in it.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)
lol, that is not a quoteit's a sentiment
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)
spoiler -- last line of Fanboys (its other good joke) is, as The Phantom Menace begins to screen, is
"What if this movie sucks?"
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)
Is Kenny Baker in the R2D2 suit, in the box? HARSH
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/uXTHICv.jpg
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
First movie is going to be all about restoring the economy and Luke applying for payday loans.
― bets wishes (jel --), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)
That will still be better than the racist Trade Federation bullshit.
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
why think up alien cultures when you can just use handy-dandy racist stereotypes
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)
Its a Harry potter crossover!!! win!!
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)
Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)
third Star Wars film to feature a cast member of Ingmar Bergman and Bille August's The Best Intentions
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
Andy Serkis, Oscar Isaac, and MvS casting make me curious. I hope they get Ben Burtt to do the sound design again. He did Wall-E so he's good with Disney, right?
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)
Can't even countenance the prospect of them fucking up the sound design, every other area of the franchise has been tarnished over the years but even in the prequels the sounds were just amazing throughout (I think? Been a good long while since I've seen them). Certainly I remember in the third prequel there was the shriek of that monster thing that Obi-Wan was riding 'round for a while (or was that in the arena in the second?) and this weird gong-like noise that the artillery batteries were making in that space battle at the start. God if they fuck up the sound design then they're really in trouble
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)
Ben Burtt is in
― Number None, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)
to feature a cast member of Ingmar Bergman
― cardamon, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:40 (eleven years ago)
is anyone really excited that andy serkis is gonna be in this... lemme guess... he's gonna play a crazy CGI feller!!!
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)
He plays himself.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)
Russell Brand confirmed as some kind of talking moon.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)
I actually thought Russell Brand and Noel Fielding were the same person for the longest time.
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)
ina shocking move NO CGI - how I wish
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)
Will Star Wars: Episode 7 be the first $3bn movie?
http://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2014/may/02/star-wars-epidode-vii-box-office-film
― piscesx, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)
what a thrilling prospect.
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:22 (eleven years ago)
you can help make it happen!
― Number None, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)
please don't
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:24 (eleven years ago)
why not?
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)
Thinkpieces be pointing out that the cast is boy-heavy. Highlight of the prequels was obv Portman's pointed "This is how liberty dies," so maybe this will be a further regression. Foe Episode VIII they can try to get Dubya and Obomber to play the imperial fucks.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/04/30/star_wars_episode_7_cast_list_where_are_the_women.html
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)
Highlight of the prequels was Vader's "Nooooo!" and subsequent Frankenstein's monster force rampage. Which should have happened halfway through the second movie.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)
highlight of the prequels was "you don't want to sell me death sticka; you want to go home and rethink your life"
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)
*sticks
I was totally going to post that
― Number None, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)
Elan Sel'Sabagno, also known as Elan Sleazebaggano, was a Balosar medical student on Coruscant who fell in with a bad crowd. He eventually became a slythmonger, and dealt death sticks in the Outlander Club in the Uscru Entertainment District.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)
Sleazebaggano isn't he governor of New Jersey
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)
highlight of the prequels was
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)
when they were over
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5m8hIVWv1rani6a.gif
WOW CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE PENETRATING INSIGHTS FROM MORBS AND SHAKEY
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)
penetrate my parsec
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)