lol, that is not a quoteit's a sentiment
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
spoiler -- last line of Fanboys (its other good joke) is, as The Phantom Menace begins to screen, is
"What if this movie sucks?"
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
Is Kenny Baker in the R2D2 suit, in the box? HARSH
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uXTHICv.jpg
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link
First movie is going to be all about restoring the economy and Luke applying for payday loans.
― bets wishes (jel --), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link
That will still be better than the racist Trade Federation bullshit.
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link
why think up alien cultures when you can just use handy-dandy racist stereotypes
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:23 (ten years ago) link
Its a Harry potter crossover!!! win!!
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link
third Star Wars film to feature a cast member of Ingmar Bergman and Bille August's The Best Intentions
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
Andy Serkis, Oscar Isaac, and MvS casting make me curious. I hope they get Ben Burtt to do the sound design again. He did Wall-E so he's good with Disney, right?
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link
Can't even countenance the prospect of them fucking up the sound design, every other area of the franchise has been tarnished over the years but even in the prequels the sounds were just amazing throughout (I think? Been a good long while since I've seen them). Certainly I remember in the third prequel there was the shriek of that monster thing that Obi-Wan was riding 'round for a while (or was that in the arena in the second?) and this weird gong-like noise that the artillery batteries were making in that space battle at the start. God if they fuck up the sound design then they're really in trouble
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:30 (ten years ago) link
Ben Burtt is in
― Number None, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link
to feature a cast member of Ingmar Bergman
― cardamon, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link
is anyone really excited that andy serkis is gonna be in this... lemme guess... he's gonna play a crazy CGI feller!!!
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link
He plays himself.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:31 (ten years ago) link
Russell Brand confirmed as some kind of talking moon.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link
I actually thought Russell Brand and Noel Fielding were the same person for the longest time.
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:34 (ten years ago) link
ina shocking move NO CGI - how I wish
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
Will Star Wars: Episode 7 be the first $3bn movie?
http://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2014/may/02/star-wars-epidode-vii-box-office-film
― piscesx, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link
what a thrilling prospect.
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
you can help make it happen!
― Number None, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link
please don't
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
why not?
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
Thinkpieces be pointing out that the cast is boy-heavy. Highlight of the prequels was obv Portman's pointed "This is how liberty dies," so maybe this will be a further regression. Foe Episode VIII they can try to get Dubya and Obomber to play the imperial fucks.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/04/30/star_wars_episode_7_cast_list_where_are_the_women.html
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link
Highlight of the prequels was Vader's "Nooooo!" and subsequent Frankenstein's monster force rampage. Which should have happened halfway through the second movie.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
highlight of the prequels was "you don't want to sell me death sticka; you want to go home and rethink your life"
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
*sticks
I was totally going to post that
― Number None, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link
Elan Sel'Sabagno, also known as Elan Sleazebaggano, was a Balosar medical student on Coruscant who fell in with a bad crowd. He eventually became a slythmonger, and dealt death sticks in the Outlander Club in the Uscru Entertainment District.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link
Sleazebaggano isn't he governor of New Jersey
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link
highlight of the prequels was
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link
when they were over
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5m8hIVWv1rani6a.gif
WOW CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE PENETRATING INSIGHTS FROM MORBS AND SHAKEY
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:48 (ten years ago) link
penetrate my parsec
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link
I'd rather kiss a Wookiee.
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link
scruffy looking?!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
These posts are just a prequel fwiw
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
Z-minus 10,000 meters
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
I'll re-edit them w more CGI later
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
^^ actually funny
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
From a certain point of view
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:44 (ten years ago) link
shakey jar jar collier
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link
WOW CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE PENETRATING INSIGHTS FROM MORBS AND SHAKEY― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, May 2, 2014 2:48 PM
STAR WARS 7 SHIT TALK
― am0n, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:08 (ten years ago) link
lol
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/article/new-star-wars-movies-wont-have-wedge-them-204577
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link
what a very av club url
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/article/new-star-wars-movies-wont-have-patton-oswalt-or-alison-brie-them-204577
― balls, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:40 (ten years ago) link
lollll
― goole, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/63sUsME.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:36 (ten years ago) link