Star Wars 7 shit talk

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jabba is sydney greenstreet y'all

balls, Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:21 (eleven years ago)

Yeah thats what I took as the inspiration too. I guess there are some evil sultan sorta trappings.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

He's one of my favourite characters in terms of design.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

there are a couple echoes there. "the Hutt" vs. "the Hun", Gamorrean Guards vs. eunuchs

a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

Yeah but at least he's like a vaguely-inspired distillation of old tropes, if Lucas had made Jedi in 1999... I shudder to imagine.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 24 May 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

If Lucas had made Jedi at all.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Saturday, 24 May 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

stop making me do fangirl cartwheels I CAN'T GET EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE YET, DON'T MAKE ME DO THAT

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

It is your DESTINY

http://www.51allout.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

This just in from the Star Wars front: Episode VII has cast 12 Years a Slave Oscar-winner Lupita Nyong’o and Game of Thrones’ Gwendoline Christie. From the studio:

Lupita Nyong’o joins the recently announced cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. This year, her breakthrough performance in 12 Years a Slave earned her an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. Gwendoline Christie, currently starring in the hit television series Game of Thrones as Brienne of Tarth, has also been cast in the production. She can next be seen in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2. “I could not be more excited about Lupita and Gwendoline joining the cast of Episode VII,” says Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy. “It’s thrilling to see this extraordinarily talented ensemble taking shape.”

Number None, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

goddamnit JJ don't you get my hopes up and fuck this up

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

must

remain

cynical

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

You could place bets now as to how many minutes of screentime til he does the Mystery Box twist reveal

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)

jeff garlin sith lord

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I was thinking to myself "Sure, they're cast, and then they'll have as much screen time as Jimmy Smits in Episode II."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)

master jedis played by greg grunberg and matthew fox.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

haha

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

How exciting space stuff in a dusty desert. There are other planets in the Star Wars universe right?

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

no

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

swamp planet, desert planet, forest planet, that's it

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

star wars catan, basically

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)

forest moon, come on man

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)

let's go back to Gwendoline Christie and Lupita Nyong'o being in this and how that excuses pretty much any stupid thing that will invariably be in this movie

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

"And let us introduce the new ambassador, Jar Jar Binks the Third."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

they're doing vocodered droid voices

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

yah i have an idea, jj should really shake things up and do a planet that's half UNDERWATER and half ABOVE WATER and the cultures that occupy these two worlds have a SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

can't wait for the young hip unorthodox Jedi introduced during a speeder race, blasting "shamrocks and shenanigans" by house of pain.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)

space mermaids!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)

star wars is way more about desert planets to me than it is about the megacities of the prequels

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

if Jar Jar had been a double-headed character played by Gwendoline Christie and Lupita Nyong'o, s/he would have been the best character ever created in the Star Wars universe

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

Yeah but surely there can be a planet that is a desert but the sand is grey or pale blue or something, and the sky is red or whatever. Pick up any random sci fi pulp paperback and just rip that off.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

kinda feels more realistic for lack of a better term, like that civilization would expand out to these weird pioneer old west type settlements.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

desert planets and saloon fights

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

Firefly/Star Wars crossover

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

major spoiler from set design leaked. don't click if you don't want to know!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/YzhTl9bs0jI/maxresdefault.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

it's a big beehive

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

So cool they've decided to remake A New Hope

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)

Seriously. Hope the MF is just gathering dust under a tarp in Chewbacca's garage or something.

how's life, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:14 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc&

Number None, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:18 (eleven years ago)

Actually, I kinda hope the movie involves a search to find the MF, a la the missing P-Funk mothership in Maryland.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/11/AR2010041103996.html

how's life, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:24 (eleven years ago)

potree

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

nee jabba no badda

am0n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)

just leaked

nsfw

am0n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

and now we are NSFW

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

Han Sodeep

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:15 (eleven years ago)

fucking lens flare again

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

and Josh Trank to direct the second spinoff movie. They're definitely going for a 'type' with these

Number None, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

how do you mean

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)


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