Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Οὖτις, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

swamp planet, desert planet, forest planet, that's it

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

star wars catan, basically

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

forest moon, come on man

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

let's go back to Gwendoline Christie and Lupita Nyong'o being in this and how that excuses pretty much any stupid thing that will invariably be in this movie

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

"And let us introduce the new ambassador, Jar Jar Binks the Third."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

they're doing vocodered droid voices

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

yah i have an idea, jj should really shake things up and do a planet that's half UNDERWATER and half ABOVE WATER and the cultures that occupy these two worlds have a SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

can't wait for the young hip unorthodox Jedi introduced during a speeder race, blasting "shamrocks and shenanigans" by house of pain.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

space mermaids!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

star wars is way more about desert planets to me than it is about the megacities of the prequels

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

if Jar Jar had been a double-headed character played by Gwendoline Christie and Lupita Nyong'o, s/he would have been the best character ever created in the Star Wars universe

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

Yeah but surely there can be a planet that is a desert but the sand is grey or pale blue or something, and the sky is red or whatever. Pick up any random sci fi pulp paperback and just rip that off.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

kinda feels more realistic for lack of a better term, like that civilization would expand out to these weird pioneer old west type settlements.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

desert planets and saloon fights

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

Firefly/Star Wars crossover

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link

major spoiler from set design leaked. don't click if you don't want to know!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/YzhTl9bs0jI/maxresdefault.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

it's a big beehive

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

So cool they've decided to remake A New Hope

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:09 (nine years ago) link

Seriously. Hope the MF is just gathering dust under a tarp in Chewbacca's garage or something.

how's life, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc&

Number None, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link

Actually, I kinda hope the movie involves a search to find the MF, a la the missing P-Funk mothership in Maryland.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/11/AR2010041103996.html

how's life, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:24 (nine years ago) link

potree

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link

nee jabba no badda

am0n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

just leaked

nsfw

am0n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

and now we are NSFW

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Han Sodeep

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

fucking lens flare again

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

and Josh Trank to direct the second spinoff movie. They're definitely going for a 'type' with these

Number None, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

how do you mean

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

get JiC in here

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

dudes who made a splash with a geek friendly low budget pic then went straight to a big franchise blockbuster

Number None, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

Lupita Nyong'o's casting in SW7 reminds of jennifer lawrence -- you win awards and accolades for doing a stellar job with a serious role in a great fucking movie, and your success gets you ...... some bullshit role in a dumbass blockbuster action sci/fi movie

marcos, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

ie every American/Brit screen actor's "breakthrough" is gen the last time I like them

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/EPdC3cM.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

some bullshit role in a dumbass blockbuster action sci/fi movie

Well, to be fair, it's probably pretty hard to turn down the huge money. Not to mention that with the Star Wars and Hunger Games being franchises, they get locked into guaranteed multiple picture deals. I don't blame either of 'em. It's not like Lawrence isn't still getting David O. Russell roles. Too early to see what effect it'll have on Nyong'o's career.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link

It's not like Lawrence isn't still getting David O. Russell roles

bullshit roles in dumbass post-sellout twee mass-market fake-indie movies

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

what a post!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

Silver linings playbook is a 'great fucking movie'? nb not seen it.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

It were all Winter's Bones around here once, Jennifer Lawrence could throw a ball in the street, etc. etc.

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

yea re: lawrence i wasn't talking about silver linings playbook. i was talking about winter's bone.

marcos, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

morbz otm here btw

marcos, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

i'm no film snob, either, i enjoyed a lot of the x-men movies. but seeing lawrence in winter's bone and then as mystique in x-men first class was kind of a fucking travesty. like i will happily see days of future past in the theater and enjoy it but i'd by lying if i said there isn't an underlying absurdity to the whole thing

marcos, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

how dare actors cash in? how dare they! please all actors upload the high standards of your audience. for shame!

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

make a good film once in awhile imo

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

i think she's great in American Hustle actually, not her fault the rest of the cast were cartoon characters

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

make a good film once in awhile imo

too much to ask

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link

wow i forgot just how bad Halle's cat-mask was. like something you'd get at the fair for a laugh.

piscesx, Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

this is the most aspie thing that ever aspied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFW-eEWXlc


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