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Star Wars 7 shit talk

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I give a fuck now

― What Is It Like To Be A HOOS? (silby), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:00 (twelve years ago)

clone army of nora zehetners

― goole, Friday, 20 June 2014 19:01 (twelve years ago)

xxp yes, but have you seen the brothers bloom?

― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:01 (twelve years ago)

Looper's not half bad

― mh, Friday, 20 June 2014 19:08 (twelve years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/article/rian-johnson-handling-next-two-star-wars-movies-206072

These films are not due until I am well into my 40s. Jesus Christ.

― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:17 (twelve years ago)

I give a fuck now

― What Is It Like To Be A HOOS? (silby), Friday, June 20, 2014 7:00 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ what it is like to be a HOOS

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 20 June 2014 19:18 (twelve years ago)

Looper's not half bad

I gave up exactly halfway through looper because I felt like I had already seen the good half of it.

― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:28 (twelve years ago)

nah, the last half is the payoff

― mh, Friday, 20 June 2014 19:34 (twelve years ago)

probably the best breaking bad director right?

― balls, Friday, 20 June 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)

^^^

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 20 June 2014 20:00 (twelve years ago)

underrated aerosmith even money to appear in nu cantina scene

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 June 2014 20:19 (twelve years ago)

omg

― What Is It Like To Be A HOOS? (silby), Friday, 20 June 2014 21:01 (twelve years ago)

probably the best breaking bad director right?

― balls, Friday, June 20, 2014 8:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

definitely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6geiN6VZIME

― Number None, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:30 (twelve years ago)

35 fuckin years of totally ignoring star wars ruined in one day

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 20 June 2014 22:35 (twelve years ago)

you had a good (kessel) run (in 12 parsecs)

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 20 June 2014 22:52 (twelve years ago)

Brick's terrible, Brothers Bloom didn't quite work, Looper's pretty good.

― Rrrhhhh (abanana), Sunday, 22 June 2014 01:31 (twelve years ago)

johnson is probably one of the best directors you could hope was attached to a franchise like this. it's not like johnnie to was going to sign on, or something.

brothers bloom was the most slavishly imitative wes anderson ripoff in a wide field of wes anderson ripoffs. it wasn't terrible, but honestly i don't remember a thing about it other than being amazed at how overt the wes anderson borrowings were.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 01:46 (twelve years ago)

huh, gareth edwards is directing a "spinoff"? which one is that? i had thought he was directing episode 7.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 01:47 (twelve years ago)

Self contained movie about boba fett or yoda or greedo or someone.

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:04 (twelve years ago)

They should do a Han Solo one and a Greedo one because it'd be interesting to see which one they started "shooting first" HA HA HA HA

― the apostrophe is the most sensitive part of the d*ck (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:08 (twelve years ago)

maybe it'll be like rashomon, and everyone is telling the truth

― I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:20 (twelve years ago)

or everybody's lying i forget which

― I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:20 (twelve years ago)

are they going to effectively ret-con jar jar out of this whole thing?

― I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:21 (twelve years ago)

Why would they do that to one of the series' most beloved characters?

― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:34 (twelve years ago)

First spin off film actually to be entitled Binks Begins.

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:37 (twelve years ago)

meesa beginnin in dissa film!!

― mh, Sunday, 22 June 2014 03:07 (twelve years ago)

I think Gaspar Noë will be entrusted with the Jar Jar film.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 03:32 (twelve years ago)

Into Deesa Void!

― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Sunday, 22 June 2014 03:33 (twelve years ago)

Irrebinksible

― the apostrophe is the most sensitive part of the d*ck (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 22 June 2014 03:54 (twelve years ago)

brothers bloom was the most slavishly imitative wes anderson ripoff in a wide field of wes anderson ripoffs. it wasn't terrible, but honestly i don't remember a thing about it other than being amazed at how overt the wes anderson borrowings were.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, June 21, 2014 9:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it was kind of wild how wanderson damaged it was

― socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 22 June 2014 04:16 (twelve years ago)

yeah a better word than overt would be "brazen"

― I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 04:47 (twelve years ago)

sure, so long as we're tiptoeing around "shit"

― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Sunday, 22 June 2014 06:57 (twelve years ago)

never saw brothers bloom, liked looper, thought that brick was p garbage but maybe i should give it a second chance i dunno

― gbx, Sunday, 22 June 2014 07:26 (twelve years ago)

Director less important than producers

― abcfsk, Sunday, 22 June 2014 09:25 (twelve years ago)

Or action figure margins.

― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 June 2014 13:00 (twelve years ago)

I think it's important to remember that the best-ever Star Wars film was directed by the guy who'd done Eyes of Laura Mars and the Barbra Streisand vehicle Up the Sandbox.

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 June 2014 13:12 (twelve years ago)

I neither want to have any interest in new Star Wars movies nor for Johnson to get derailed for seven years from making his own stories

― rage against martin sheen (sic), Sunday, 22 June 2014 14:56 (twelve years ago)

rewatched Brick in a pub this week, still adored its swagger

― rage against martin sheen (sic), Sunday, 22 June 2014 14:57 (twelve years ago)

him getting 'derailed' is a big assumption

btw i don't see anything definitive about him directing IX

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 June 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9576667.ece/alternates/w620/kevin%20smith.JPG

― piscesx, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 01:01 (twelve years ago)

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:19 (twelve years ago)

I listened to one of his Batman podcasts the other day (not knowing that it was him until I started listening). When did he start sounding like a good ol' boy? The "this old Bantha Tracks subscriber's tears" line really reads in that tone.

― how's life, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:41 (twelve years ago)

i've heard tell his batman podcast is good. but that man long ago squandered whatever good will clerks had earned him from me.

― The Littlest Boho (stevie), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:46 (twelve years ago)

a kevin smith podcast about batman sounds great, yeah

― online hardman, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 16:36 (twelve years ago)

Worth it for his guests

― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)

his podcasts are pretty amazing imo. well the ones i've heard. decent guy by all accounts.

― piscesx, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)

dislike him on principle imo

― schlump, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 23:24 (twelve years ago)

"

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 23:28 (twelve years ago)

The podcast was pretty good! I just didn't realize it was him at first.

― how's life, Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:37 (twelve years ago)

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-reasons-new-star-wars-movies-are-completely-screwed/

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:34 (twelve years ago)


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