Star Wars 7 shit talk

you had a good (kessel) run (in 12 parsecs)

Brick's terrible, Brothers Bloom didn't quite work, Looper's pretty good.

johnson is probably one of the best directors you could hope was attached to a franchise like this. it's not like johnnie to was going to sign on, or something.

brothers bloom was the most slavishly imitative wes anderson ripoff in a wide field of wes anderson ripoffs. it wasn't terrible, but honestly i don't remember a thing about it other than being amazed at how overt the wes anderson borrowings were.

huh, gareth edwards is directing a "spinoff"? which one is that? i had thought he was directing episode 7.

Self contained movie about boba fett or yoda or greedo or someone.

They should do a Han Solo one and a Greedo one because it'd be interesting to see which one they started "shooting first" HA HA HA HA

maybe it'll be like rashomon, and everyone is telling the truth

or everybody's lying i forget which

are they going to effectively ret-con jar jar out of this whole thing?

Why would they do that to one of the series' most beloved characters?

First spin off film actually to be entitled Binks Begins.

meesa beginnin in dissa film!!

I think Gaspar Noë will be entrusted with the Jar Jar film.

Into Deesa Void!

Irrebinksible

brothers bloom was the most slavishly imitative wes anderson ripoff in a wide field of wes anderson ripoffs. it wasn't terrible, but honestly i don't remember a thing about it other than being amazed at how overt the wes anderson borrowings were.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, June 21, 2014 9:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it was kind of wild how wanderson damaged it was

yeah a better word than overt would be "brazen"

sure, so long as we're tiptoeing around "shit"

never saw brothers bloom, liked looper, thought that brick was p garbage but maybe i should give it a second chance i dunno

Director less important than producers

Or action figure margins.

I think it's important to remember that the best-ever Star Wars film was directed by the guy who'd done Eyes of Laura Mars and the Barbra Streisand vehicle Up the Sandbox.

I neither want to have any interest in new Star Wars movies nor for Johnson to get derailed for seven years from making his own stories

rewatched Brick in a pub this week, still adored its swagger

him getting 'derailed' is a big assumption

btw i don't see anything definitive about him directing IX

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9576667.ece/alternates/w620/kevin%20smith.JPG

lol

I listened to one of his Batman podcasts the other day (not knowing that it was him until I started listening). When did he start sounding like a good ol' boy? The "this old Bantha Tracks subscriber's tears" line really reads in that tone.

i've heard tell his batman podcast is good. but that man long ago squandered whatever good will clerks had earned him from me.

a kevin smith podcast about batman sounds great, yeah

Worth it for his guests

his podcasts are pretty amazing imo. well the ones i've heard. decent guy by all accounts.

dislike him on principle imo

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The podcast was pretty good! I just didn't realize it was him at first.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-reasons-new-star-wars-movies-are-completely-screwed/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5tjrDyK6uk
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! AHhhh ahh ahh hhah hah. Yeeaaaaauggggeeeehhh.

I have no desire to see a Star Wars movie that has the guy from Girls in the cast.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho! AHhhh ahh ahh hhah hah. Yeeaaaaauggggeeeehhh.

I like these:

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sw_episode_vii___teaser_1_by_andrewss7-d6a5ddk.jpg

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sw_episode_vii___teaser_2_by_andrewss7-d6abun6.jpg

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sw_episode_vii___teaser_3_by_andrewss7-d6ahhzx.jpg

Cool. Fan made I guess?

CGI Millennium Falcon looks wack. And a Star Destroyer crashing into an ocean? Nope.

star destroyer tumbles into the sea

What's wrong with a Star Destroyer crashing into an ocean?

xp: lol

Those look great tho

I just know these or all of these movies will feature some huge ship crashing into a planet/city, which has become the sci-fi blockbuster equivalent of outrunning an explosion. I am pretty sick of it. We get it. These ships are big.

Guess I've got a pretty high tolerance for huge ships crashing into shit. Still find it generally entertaining.

I ws seeing it more in a "Look at the supposedly awesome Star Destroyer made tiny by the endless ocean" type way actually, myself

all three of those just look really dumb to me personally

also i had dream last nite that episode 7 was called "SPORTS" and was all about some sort of intergalactic olympics