Star Wars 7 shit talk

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huh, gareth edwards is directing a "spinoff"? which one is that? i had thought he was directing episode 7.

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 01:47 (ten years ago) link

Self contained movie about boba fett or yoda or greedo or someone.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:04 (ten years ago) link

They should do a Han Solo one and a Greedo one because it'd be interesting to see which one they started "shooting first" HA HA HA HA

maybe it'll be like rashomon, and everyone is telling the truth

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:20 (ten years ago) link

or everybody's lying i forget which

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:20 (ten years ago) link

are they going to effectively ret-con jar jar out of this whole thing?

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:21 (ten years ago) link

Why would they do that to one of the series' most beloved characters?

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:34 (ten years ago) link

First spin off film actually to be entitled Binks Begins.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Sunday, 22 June 2014 02:37 (ten years ago) link

meesa beginnin in dissa film!!

mh, Sunday, 22 June 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link

I think Gaspar Noë will be entrusted with the Jar Jar film.

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link

Into Deesa Void!

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Sunday, 22 June 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link

Irrebinksible

brothers bloom was the most slavishly imitative wes anderson ripoff in a wide field of wes anderson ripoffs. it wasn't terrible, but honestly i don't remember a thing about it other than being amazed at how overt the wes anderson borrowings were.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, June 21, 2014 9:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it was kind of wild how wanderson damaged it was

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 22 June 2014 04:16 (ten years ago) link

yeah a better word than overt would be "brazen"

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 22 June 2014 04:47 (ten years ago) link

sure, so long as we're tiptoeing around "shit"

Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Sunday, 22 June 2014 06:57 (ten years ago) link

never saw brothers bloom, liked looper, thought that brick was p garbage but maybe i should give it a second chance i dunno

gbx, Sunday, 22 June 2014 07:26 (ten years ago) link

Director less important than producers

abcfsk, Sunday, 22 June 2014 09:25 (ten years ago) link

Or action figure margins.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 June 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

I think it's important to remember that the best-ever Star Wars film was directed by the guy who'd done Eyes of Laura Mars and the Barbra Streisand vehicle Up the Sandbox.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 June 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link

I neither want to have any interest in new Star Wars movies nor for Johnson to get derailed for seven years from making his own stories

rage against martin sheen (sic), Sunday, 22 June 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

rewatched Brick in a pub this week, still adored its swagger

rage against martin sheen (sic), Sunday, 22 June 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

him getting 'derailed' is a big assumption

btw i don't see anything definitive about him directing IX

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 June 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link

I listened to one of his Batman podcasts the other day (not knowing that it was him until I started listening). When did he start sounding like a good ol' boy? The "this old Bantha Tracks subscriber's tears" line really reads in that tone.

how's life, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

i've heard tell his batman podcast is good. but that man long ago squandered whatever good will clerks had earned him from me.

The Littlest Boho (stevie), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

a kevin smith podcast about batman sounds great, yeah

online hardman, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 16:36 (ten years ago) link

Worth it for his guests

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link

his podcasts are pretty amazing imo. well the ones i've heard. decent guy by all accounts.

piscesx, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

dislike him on principle imo

schlump, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

"

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link

The podcast was pretty good! I just didn't realize it was him at first.

how's life, Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:37 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5tjrDyK6uk
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! AHhhh ahh ahh hhah hah. Yeeaaaaauggggeeeehhh.

three weeks pass...

I have no desire to see a Star Wars movie that has the guy from Girls in the cast.

calstars, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link

Ho ho ho ho ho ho! AHhhh ahh ahh hhah hah. Yeeaaaaauggggeeeehhh.

Cool. Fan made I guess?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

CGI Millennium Falcon looks wack. And a Star Destroyer crashing into an ocean? Nope.

calstars, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 12:41 (ten years ago) link

star destroyer tumbles into the sea

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link

What's wrong with a Star Destroyer crashing into an ocean?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link

xp: lol

how's life, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:06 (ten years ago) link

Those look great tho

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:08 (ten years ago) link

I just know these or all of these movies will feature some huge ship crashing into a planet/city, which has become the sci-fi blockbuster equivalent of outrunning an explosion. I am pretty sick of it. We get it. These ships are big.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link

Guess I've got a pretty high tolerance for huge ships crashing into shit. Still find it generally entertaining.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link

I ws seeing it more in a "Look at the supposedly awesome Star Destroyer made tiny by the endless ocean" type way actually, myself

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:22 (ten years ago) link

all three of those just look really dumb to me personally

also i had dream last nite that episode 7 was called "SPORTS" and was all about some sort of intergalactic olympics

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link

WAR

AFTERMATH

would be a wonderfully awful tagline

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link

STAR WARS 7: A WAR AFTERMATH

ledge, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link


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