Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Or action figure margins.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 June 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

I think it's important to remember that the best-ever Star Wars film was directed by the guy who'd done Eyes of Laura Mars and the Barbra Streisand vehicle Up the Sandbox.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 June 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link

I neither want to have any interest in new Star Wars movies nor for Johnson to get derailed for seven years from making his own stories

rage against martin sheen (sic), Sunday, 22 June 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

rewatched Brick in a pub this week, still adored its swagger

rage against martin sheen (sic), Sunday, 22 June 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

him getting 'derailed' is a big assumption

btw i don't see anything definitive about him directing IX

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 June 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link

I listened to one of his Batman podcasts the other day (not knowing that it was him until I started listening). When did he start sounding like a good ol' boy? The "this old Bantha Tracks subscriber's tears" line really reads in that tone.

how's life, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

i've heard tell his batman podcast is good. but that man long ago squandered whatever good will clerks had earned him from me.

The Littlest Boho (stevie), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

a kevin smith podcast about batman sounds great, yeah

online hardman, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 16:36 (ten years ago) link

Worth it for his guests

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link

his podcasts are pretty amazing imo. well the ones i've heard. decent guy by all accounts.

piscesx, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

dislike him on principle imo

schlump, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

"

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link

The podcast was pretty good! I just didn't realize it was him at first.

how's life, Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:37 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5tjrDyK6uk
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! AHhhh ahh ahh hhah hah. Yeeaaaaauggggeeeehhh.

three weeks pass...

I have no desire to see a Star Wars movie that has the guy from Girls in the cast.

calstars, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link

Ho ho ho ho ho ho! AHhhh ahh ahh hhah hah. Yeeaaaaauggggeeeehhh.

Cool. Fan made I guess?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

CGI Millennium Falcon looks wack. And a Star Destroyer crashing into an ocean? Nope.

calstars, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 12:41 (ten years ago) link

star destroyer tumbles into the sea

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link

What's wrong with a Star Destroyer crashing into an ocean?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link

xp: lol

how's life, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:06 (ten years ago) link

Those look great tho

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:08 (ten years ago) link

I just know these or all of these movies will feature some huge ship crashing into a planet/city, which has become the sci-fi blockbuster equivalent of outrunning an explosion. I am pretty sick of it. We get it. These ships are big.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link

Guess I've got a pretty high tolerance for huge ships crashing into shit. Still find it generally entertaining.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link

I ws seeing it more in a "Look at the supposedly awesome Star Destroyer made tiny by the endless ocean" type way actually, myself

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:22 (ten years ago) link

all three of those just look really dumb to me personally

also i had dream last nite that episode 7 was called "SPORTS" and was all about some sort of intergalactic olympics

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link

WAR

AFTERMATH

would be a wonderfully awful tagline

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link

STAR WARS 7: A WAR AFTERMATH

ledge, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link

Ho ho ho ho ho ho! AHhhh ahh ahh hhah hah. Yeeaaaaauggggeeeehhh.

ciderpress, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link

The whole new trilogy just looks at the environmental/social impacts of the previous three, sounds good

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link

Is there a separate thread for Rian Johnson writing & directing Episode VIII? Getting ahead of myself here...

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link

Star Wars 8 shit talk

ciderpress, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

all three of those just look really dumb to me personally

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080)

otm

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2013/04/star_trek_into_darkness_poster_enterprise.jpg

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

http://www.pixeljoint.com/files/icons/jabba3.gif

am0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

The whole new trilogy just looks at the environmental/social impacts of the previous three, sounds good

― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 9:23 AM (56 minutes ago)

this could actually be incredible if done right

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

the deforested moon of endor

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link

can u imagine what kind of a wretched hive of scum and villainy mos eisly would be during an economic downturn?

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link

more Hutts to be fatcats

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link

no, fewer, but Hutt himself gets even fatter

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link

bespin has outsourced all its manufacturing to jawas.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:34 (ten years ago) link

butt hutt

am0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

jabba the butthurt

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

star destroyer tumbles into the sea

that'll be the day I go back to tatooine

star destroyer dwarfed by endless ocean is kind of a flawed concept seeing as its usual context is space

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link

i like that u can see the planet's curve a lil tho. no idea how that tagline's supposed to be parsed.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link


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